The Off topic topic post 2: Return of Confusion

Post whatever you're thinking at the moment and watch as the LOL - bunnies galavant across the post.

So once more, fellow Sharnators, I would like to begin the massive WTF with a timely picture of a cat solving a Rubik's Cube:


wtf cat - the off topic topic post 2: return of confusion

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  • 3

    I want a new longboard. and an apple

    Wait, Jazz, Granny Smith, or Mackintosh?
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:27 am
    mackintosh with a hint of lemon yellow and a Phoenix wand.
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 12:20 pm
    big mother-red-fucking delicious
    - dirtymigerty420 April 20, 2011, 6:37 pm
    Why not an Apple Macintosh xD
    - SkinnyBill August 30, 2011, 11:30 am
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  • 3

    This TRON soundtrack is pretty beasty..

    • SuDoku
    • April 18, 2011, 10:31 am
    No, Beastly isn't here...
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:33 am
    You know for April, it's pretty cold..
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 10:40 am
    But then why is it raining potatoes?
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:41 am
    You know, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow... Seems like such a waste of a day.
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 10:44 am
    It's 101F over here lol
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 10:44 am
    I have determined that Google is, in fact, God. He knows what you want at all times.
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:46 am
    Scream 4 is in fact, one of the funniest films I've seen for a long time.
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 10:48 am
    Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza is, in fact, delicious. Especially when you put bacn, pepperoni, and mushrooms on it.
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:50 am
    I think my pet rat thinks he's a dog...
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 10:52 am
    Why does FedEx visit my office so much? I bet they're smuggling drugs in...
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 11:03 am
    Red grapes really are the best fruit out there. Yet I don't really like wine. Funny ol' world innit.
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 11:17 am
    I like to listen to DC 101.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 11:59 am
    I like to listen to animals mating
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 12:01 pm
    I love lamp.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 12:05 pm
    I make love to them
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 12:06 pm
    I recall seeing the Scream 2 when I was 13 and thinking it was epically ridiculous. =/
    - CrazyJay April 18, 2011, 3:23 pm
    I saw Scream 4 a couple of nights ago and I couldn't stop laughing, I was literally crying :P
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 10:58 pm
    Sometimes, I prefer Dr. Pepper over Root Beer.
    - FireRoastedFire August 31, 2011, 8:01 am
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  • 2

    I tried parking my canoe in the bike rack but ice cream doesn't have bones.

    That... but... and... what?
    - FireRoastedFire April 20, 2011, 9:55 am
    Shut up FireRoastedFire we just want to tell you the good news on dinosaur insurance because of the back street boys.
    - ember April 20, 2011, 2:53 pm
    Oh, so the rabbits can do backflips off the conveyor belt while the plane exceeds the speed of cookies. Gotcha.
    - FireRoastedFire April 20, 2011, 5:25 pm
    Also, the cats’ pajamas ran away with Alice into the chocolate factory in the New Ndventures of Winnie the Poo.
    - ember April 21, 2011, 8:59 am
    you forgot about the dog that ate the tree and then flew around the wourld which got attaked by a giant monkey
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 2:41 pm
    Oh no, not the kitten ninja who dances the banana? We can't even know about Detroit living next the panda malt lame mall.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 3:14 pm
    holy shit the dog version chuck norrius! and the moon had a cat soved in his butt and exploded
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
    The mill likes milk with a side of door bag rocks.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
    i hit people with rocks after i eat mangos
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
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  • 1

    Awww, my post is gonna die...

    No, the post will be fine. I'm not to sure about you though.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 2:00 pm
    What does that mean? Huh, ember? Are you saying you will kill me in my sleep. Also, I like tacos. They are delicious.
    - FireRoastedFire April 19, 2011, 2:06 am
    No silly, it's not fun to kill people in their sleep.
    - ember April 19, 2011, 10:08 am
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    Kevin Costner oh my gosh-er

    MalverdeAl100, is your picture a black screen?
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:40 am
    Nah bro it's a black square
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 10:43 am
    Well played, worthy adversary. Well played.
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:44 am
    Yeah avatars are soooo mainstream
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 10:45 am
    Hipster AL
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 10:49 am
    AL ???
    - MalverdeAl100 April 18, 2011, 10:49 am
    Ma bad. Hipster MalverdeAl100
    - FireRoastedFire April 18, 2011, 11:02 am
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  • 1

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBER DO NOT WANT THE NINJA! MAKE ME A SAMMICH NINJA! Also, I'm a banana.

    • ember
    • April 18, 2011, 11:51 am
    Teh ninja must make sir ember of what the fuck are they doing a sammich! with bananas! and then turn into dogs and build a time machine to go back in time so we can then go back ti the future! Huzzah!
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 12:18 pm
    No we must go to the future so far that we end up in the past that is actually the future but is still the past.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
    So does that make you a banana ninja?
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 12:50 pm
    o.o so we must go to the future that looks like the past that is the past that is actually the future making this the past of our future but the future of our past. Have I got this right then?
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 12:53 pm
    I AM A FLYING BANANA NINJA CAT! Get it right>:o
    - ember April 18, 2011, 12:55 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 12:59 pm
    Yes, you are correct sir.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:02 pm

    So that still makes you a banana ninja cat?
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:03 pm
    My brain hurts.... it keeps getting lost in the past. wait the future? oh god which is which I can't tell anymore!
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:06 pm
    We are going in circles!
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:16 pm
    how can time be circle? they only have time lines!
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
    No there is a differance between a banana ninja cat and a flying banana ninja cat.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:22 pm
    It is a lie, they lie to us! Time is a circle! We go to what we think is the end but it starts over again only the universe shifted ten feet lower!
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:28 pm
    so are parallel universes parallel circles then?
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
    No, it's more like van diagrams.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:33 pm
    so the do collide at some point then? Oh god we are doomed.
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:35 pm
    No, we will just have a major change. Like an ice age or everyone dying.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:43 pm
    yay! wait what? I don't wants to die and I like warm
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:48 pm
    Those were just examples; I think the next collision will cause the zombie apocalypse.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:58 pm
    WOO HOO! MY favorite apocalypse!
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 2:01 pm
    Mine to, we should team up for when it happens. I bet Ember can kill more zombies than you!
    - ember April 18, 2011, 2:06 pm
    pffft I will kill twice as many as Ember can :) but I like the team up plan. maybe we should have a designated meet up spot for the us part of sharenator? then a world wide meeting spot for the rest of sharenator to meet at a later date should zombies decide to a rise?
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 2:09 pm
    Alright lets meet up somewhere that's about half way for both of us. Ember is in Virginia, where are you?
    - ember April 18, 2011, 2:34 pm
    I am in Massachusetts so I says somewhere in Pennsylvania (Less zombies than in New york.)
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 2:42 pm
    We meet here.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 4:08 pm
    Union dale? This sounds like a good plan. :D We shall be prepared. I will bring as much food and weapons as I can along with any uninfected I find. We shall survive this!
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 4:12 pm
    Can I come too? I haves flamethrower and sword for awesomeness time.
    - FireRoastedFire April 19, 2011, 2:08 am
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    She turned me into a newt!

    A newt?
    - ember April 18, 2011, 12:42 pm
    ......I got better.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 12:46 pm
    did you get better?
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 12:51 pm
    Did you lose the game?
    - ember April 18, 2011, 12:58 pm
    no he's right here
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:00 pm
    The tail never went away.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:03 pm
    I'll cut it off for you.
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:10 pm
    I wonder if it'll grow back since I was a newt at one point?
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
    We must experiment! Ember I'll get the straps you can cut the tail off.
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:14 pm
    :O Just don't turn me into a newt again!
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:15 pm
    How bout an Iguana? Would that be ok? (if you refuse then you will become a platypus.)
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:17 pm
    Can we turn him into a cat?
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:31 pm
    sure as long as its an animal lol.
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 1:47 pm
    how bout a dog
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 1:48 pm
    Absolutely not!
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 2:35 pm
    Yes, you are going to be a cute little kitten:D
    - ember April 18, 2011, 2:39 pm
    absolutely not to the dog or the cat?
    - 24paperwings April 18, 2011, 2:43 pm
    Both? I'm not a big fan of cats. The way they meow and piss everywhere. Ember's the only cat that I like XD
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 3:05 am
    hehehe then a cat it is >:D you and Ember can battle to see who is the top cat. either that or just be her servant :P
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 3:14 am
    You'll never take me alive! *jumps out of window and lands like a boss*
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 3:23 am
    Hehe *presses button to make where you land drop out and gets you stuck in a hole* you can't escape
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 3:32 am
    *Spontaneus wing growth* *flies out of said hole* Problem?
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 3:38 am
    *spontaneous electrified fence falls from sky and traps you* Problem?
    *Shots you with tranquilizer*
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 3:41 am
    I'm a mutant. I have adamantium claws that will cut through your fence. Plus my cowbell counteracts the effects of your tranquilizer.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 3:50 am
    well fuck this *hits you in head with a club* there we go now off to the lab
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 3:58 am
    You mean the lab that I planted c4 in while you weren't looking? *presses detonator before you hit me in the head* No more lab :D
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 4:08 am
    oh those I moved those to your garage.
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 4:13 am
    My garage is explosion-proof. I tested it :3
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 12:24 pm
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  • 1

    If you rape a hooker, is it really rape? Or just shoplifting?

    You mean if you kidnap a hooker.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:04 pm
    Nope, I meant rape. Kidnap is optional.
    - CrazyJay April 18, 2011, 1:15 pm
    But rape and shoplifting are two different things. When kidnapping and shoplifting would be kind of the same.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 1:37 pm
    GODDAMN IT DANIMALS WHEN I SAY RAPE I MEAN RAPE!
    - CrazyJay April 18, 2011, 2:07 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX April 18, 2011, 2:37 pm
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    :D

    D:
    - ember April 18, 2011, 1:55 pm
    JEFF BRIDGES!
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 2:08 pm
    >.<
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 2:13 pm
    TIMMYYYY?
    - SuDoku April 18, 2011, 2:14 pm
    NOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 2:37 pm
    DX
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 2:39 pm
    Nobody calls me Labowski anymore. I'm the dude, man.
    - CrazyJay April 18, 2011, 2:39 pm
    XD
    - ember April 18, 2011, 2:41 pm
    >.<
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 2:50 pm
    >.< (It's backwords)
    - ember April 18, 2011, 4:11 pm
    :P problem?
    - castlewarsisawsome April 18, 2011, 4:22 pm
    :P problem? (It's backwords)
    - ember April 19, 2011, 10:06 am
    no it isn't!
    - castlewarsisawsome April 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
    no it isn't! (This one is backwords to)
    - ember April 19, 2011, 9:27 pm
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    - castlewarsisawsome April 20, 2011, 1:20 pm
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (Guess what castle? backwords>:))
    - ember April 20, 2011, 2:50 pm
    no it's not bitch! *pulls out ak*
    - castlewarsisawsome April 20, 2011, 2:57 pm
    no it's not bitch! *pulls out ak* (Backwords, problem?)(Also, *puts fists up*)
    - ember April 20, 2011, 3:20 pm
    *shoots you in the face*
    - castlewarsisawsome April 20, 2011, 3:39 pm
    *shoots you in the face* (backwords!) (Also, *catches bullet and throws it at you*)
    - ember April 20, 2011, 3:54 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*
    - castlewarsisawsome April 23, 2011, 4:02 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(backwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!
    - ember April 23, 2011, 4:14 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(backwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(backword!) and my bacon sammich! hazzah
    - castlewarsisawsome April 23, 2011, 4:21 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.
    - ember April 23, 2011, 4:36 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 2:32 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwods) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat (Backword) No they would know it's me, I just made one under the name Ember Spencer, Ember just needs to find a picture to use.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 3:03 pm
    fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwods) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat (Backword) No they would know it's me, I just made one under the name Ember Spencer, Ember just needs to find a picture to use.(back word!) how about your sharenator pic
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 3:26 pm
    NO THEY WILL FIND EMBER! Ember used her picture for suicide day; they were trying to find Ember. They got really, really mad when Ember and several friends were insisting that you had to where royal blue to participate in suicide day. And other things :) Was funny man, was funny.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 3:39 pm
    fine then how about a pic of mudkip
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 4:37 pm
    No people respond more to a picture of a person, Ember is looking for a random girl to use as her pictue.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 4:47 pm
    how about a pron star just you know clothed
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 4:54 pm
    Neh, Ember is pretending to be 13 or 12 she can't remeber what she put.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 5:12 pm
    damn your fucking picky
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 6:26 pm
    Ember just knows what people respond to.
    - ember April 25, 2011, 6:49 pm
    why would you pretend to be 13
    - castlewarsisawsome August 20, 2011, 6:00 pm
    Why not?
    - ember August 23, 2011, 9:55 am
    cause thats a little young
    - castlewarsisawsome August 23, 2011, 12:25 pm
    No, it is the perfect age to misspell everything and act like an idiot.
    - ember August 23, 2011, 12:27 pm
    true true...
    - castlewarsisawsome August 23, 2011, 2:21 pm
    And get away with most things.
    - DarkHunter August 30, 2011, 11:07 am
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    ALLL HAIL MEGATRON

    *All
    - XxDaminalsxX April 19, 2011, 3:08 am
    grammer nazi
    - jedimcsithlord April 19, 2011, 2:01 pm
    *Grammar Nazi
    - XxDaminalsxX April 20, 2011, 3:06 am
    i knew it! i knew that you would correct my grammar, ive seen it happen all the time and wanted to test it
    - jedimcsithlord April 20, 2011, 1:51 pm
    I wasn't going to deny it....
    *I
    *I
    *I've
    *.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 20, 2011, 2:46 pm
    *cake
    - ember April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
    *Kake
    - FireRoastedFire April 20, 2011, 5:26 pm
    Is a lie.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 21, 2011, 3:46 am
    In Soviet Russia, The Lie is a cake!
    - FireRoastedFire April 21, 2011, 8:38 am
    *Milk
    - ember April 21, 2011, 9:08 am
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    sorry fireroastedfire i can't respond to your OC but yes you may come with us as long as Ember says ok :D We're going to have a contest! Who ever can kill the most zombies in an hour wins! But if you get infected then you lose!

    Well, this should be entertaining. Your weapons of choice? I am going Flamethrower and a razor-sharp sword. I have the sword, and the flamethrower is easy enough to make.
    - FireRoastedFire April 19, 2011, 4:13 am
    sword and spear and a compact bow with many arrows gotta keep this shit old school it's just no fun picking them off with a rifle. It'll be much more fun using my hand to hand weapons.
    - 24paperwings April 19, 2011, 5:03 am
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Plus, I agree that the best ways to kill a zombie are to outright destroy their body (burning works) or to dismember it (sword). Plus as long as I can find a little gas and some orange juice, I can keep the napalm flowing. Both can be used to extend napalm. If you mixthem, it's a decent substitute.

    Ah, I can imagine the fun we'll have already...
    - FireRoastedFire April 19, 2011, 6:03 am
    Oh! Plus I have a camping axe in my closet anda 33.5 oz louiseville slugger in the garage! Weapons of mass melee.
    - FireRoastedFire April 19, 2011, 6:08 am
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    I want to parachute off the cliffs of Dover

    i love playing that on guitar hero
    - bufus101 April 19, 2011, 7:29 pm
    Who doesn't? Charlie SHeen, that's who.
    - FireRoastedFire April 20, 2011, 1:26 am
    well he doesnt have to, because hes bi-winning already
    - bufus101 April 20, 2011, 4:32 am
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    I say we kidnap Bear Grylls (if that's possible) and out him in Mordor and then see if he really can walk into Mordor. We shall then commence the dance of joy (DBZ reference)!

    One does not simply Out another person into Mordor!

    Plus, in Soviet Russia, Bear Grylls you!
    - FireRoastedFire April 21, 2011, 6:37 am
    I meant "put". XD
    - XxDaminalsxX April 22, 2011, 5:13 am
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    Is this the real life?

    Impulse... to.. sing... too... strong.... losing... will... to hold back...

    Or is this just fantasy? (damnit)
    - FireRoastedFire April 25, 2011, 1:47 am
    Caught in a landslide
    - Icelandgirly April 25, 2011, 5:05 am
    No escape from reality.
    - FireRoastedFire April 25, 2011, 5:59 am
    Open your eyes,
    - Icelandgirly April 25, 2011, 8:16 am
    look up to the sky and seeeeee
    - FireRoastedFire April 25, 2011, 11:21 am
    I'm just a poor boy
    - Icelandgirly April 25, 2011, 12:39 pm
    wwwwwwoooooooooooo oooooooooohhhh were half way there wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh livin on a pray!
    - castlewarsisawsome April 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
    You got it wrong!
    - Icelandgirly April 26, 2011, 6:11 am
    problem?
    - castlewarsisawsome April 27, 2011, 1:53 pm
    nope.
    - Icelandgirly April 27, 2011, 1:55 pm
    flying bs
    - castlewarsisawsome May 1, 2011, 2:37 pm
    Noooo flying pig!
    - Icelandgirly May 2, 2011, 8:26 am
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    0 - the off topic topic post 2: return of confusion

    Pardon, sir, but we do not accept pictures of (insert name, item, place, or other) as payment.

    Plus, tacos! Tuesday night at Tijuana Flats!
    - FireRoastedFire April 25, 2011, 5:56 am
    Well that sucks. But, I am down for tacos!

    - CallMeGoogle April 25, 2011, 6:13 am
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    on a clod winter morning in the time before the light. wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo were half way there wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh livin on a pray!the internet is for porn! im back in bllllaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!get and down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeessssssssss your mother get up and get down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeesssssssss, you fucker get up and get down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeesssssssss open up your hate and let it flow into me! shoving little kids with there semiautomatics! imcoming home comin home tell the world im comin! give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire!

    SO... MANY.... MASHED... SONGS.... HEAD... THROBBING.... AAAAAAAAHHHH!

    - FireRoastedFire April 26, 2011, 2:21 am
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    i haz a girlfriend

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    i had a dream last night about Richard Simons was giving me advise for a party and he gives me like 5 packs of cookies and he was like "drunk people love cookie" then something else happened then i had a wizards robe and i was having a guitar battle with a clown

    Banana's have a very odd texture.
    - FireRoastedFire August 24, 2011, 4:52 am
    You would know that, wouldn't you! xD
    - DarkHunter August 30, 2011, 11:08 am
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