The Off topic topic post 2: Return of Confusion
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So once more, fellow Sharnators, I would like to begin the massive WTF with a timely picture of a cat solving a Rubik's Cube:
So once more, fellow Sharnators, I would like to begin the massive WTF with a timely picture of a cat solving a Rubik's Cube:
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Posted: 2011-04-18 07:51:41
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I want a new longboard. and an apple
Wait, Jazz, Granny Smith, or Mackintosh?
mackintosh with a hint of lemon yellow and a Phoenix wand.
big mother-red-fucking delicious
But then why is it raining potatoes?
I have determined that Google is, in fact, God. He knows what you want at all times.
Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza is, in fact, delicious. Especially when you put bacn, pepperoni, and mushrooms on it.
Why does FedEx visit my office so much? I bet they're smuggling drugs in...
Posted: 2011-04-18 11:03:04 Report
Sometimes, I prefer Dr. Pepper over Root Beer.
Posted: 2011-08-31 08:01:03 Report
I tried parking my canoe in the bike rack but ice cream doesn't have bones.
Oh, so the rabbits can do backflips off the conveyor belt while the plane exceeds the speed of cookies. Gotcha.
you forgot about the dog that ate the tree and then flew around the wourld which got attaked by a giant monkey
holy shit the dog version chuck norrius! and the moon had a cat soved in his butt and exploded
i hit people with rocks after i eat mangos
Posted: 2011-04-25 16:46:30 Report
What does that mean? Huh, ember? Are you saying you will kill me in my sleep. Also, I like tacos. They are delicious.
MalverdeAl100, is your picture a black screen?
Well played, worthy adversary. Well played.
Teh ninja must make sir ember of what the fuck are they doing a sammich! with bananas! and then turn into dogs and build a time machine to go back in time so we can then go back ti the future! Huzzah!
So does that make you a banana ninja?
So that still makes you a banana ninja cat?
o.o so we must go to the future that looks like the past that is the past that is actually the future making this the past of our future but the future of our past. Have I got this right then?
My brain hurts.... it keeps getting lost in the past. wait the future? oh god which is which I can't tell anymore!
yay! wait what? I don't wants to die and I like warm
pffft I will kill twice as many as Ember can :) but I like the team up plan. maybe we should have a designated meet up spot for the us part of sharenator? then a world wide meeting spot for the rest of sharenator to meet at a later date should zombies decide to a rise?
Posted: 2011-04-18 14:09:38 Report
I am in Massachusetts so I says somewhere in Pennsylvania (Less zombies than in New york.)
Posted: 2011-04-18 14:42:40 Report
Union dale? This sounds like a good plan. :D We shall be prepared. I will bring as much food and weapons as I can along with any uninfected I find. We shall survive this!
Posted: 2011-04-18 16:12:27 Report
Can I come too? I haves flamethrower and sword for awesomeness time.
Posted: 2011-04-19 02:08:35 Report
I wonder if it'll grow back since I was a newt at one point?
We must experiment! Ember I'll get the straps you can cut the tail off.
:O Just don't turn me into a newt again!
How bout an Iguana? Would that be ok? (if you refuse then you will become a platypus.)
Posted: 2011-04-18 13:17:20 Report
Both? I'm not a big fan of cats. The way they meow and piss everywhere. Ember's the only cat that I like XD
hehehe then a cat it is >:D you and Ember can battle to see who is the top cat. either that or just be her servant :P
Posted: 2011-04-19 03:14:47 Report
You'll never take me alive! *jumps out of window and lands like a boss*
Hehe *presses button to make where you land drop out and gets you stuck in a hole* you can't escape
Posted: 2011-04-19 03:32:21 Report
*Spontaneus wing growth* *flies out of said hole* Problem?
*spontaneous electrified fence falls from sky and traps you* Problem?
*Shots you with tranquilizer*
*Shots you with tranquilizer*
Posted: 2011-04-19 03:41:18 Report
I'm a mutant. I have adamantium claws that will cut through your fence. Plus my cowbell counteracts the effects of your tranquilizer.
well fuck this *hits you in head with a club* there we go now off to the lab
Posted: 2011-04-19 03:58:11 Report
You mean the lab that I planted c4 in while you weren't looking? *presses detonator before you hit me in the head* No more lab :D
My garage is explosion-proof. I tested it :3
But rape and shoplifting are two different things. When kidnapping and shoplifting would be kind of the same.
NOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK
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no it's not bitch! *pulls out ak*
fuck this! *shoots self in head*
fuck this! *shoots self in head*(backwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(backword!) and my bacon sammich! hazzah
fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwords) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat
fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwods) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat (Backword) No they would know it's me, I just made one under the name Ember Spencer, Ember just needs to find a picture to use.
fuck this! *shoots self in head*(forwods) Hazzah! The bacon sammich is Embers!(forword!) Also, Ember needs a new fake facefags name, any ideas 'cus Embers' all out of names.(backwords) and try ember the flying banna cat (Backword) No they would know it's me, I just made one under the name Ember Spencer, Ember just needs to find a picture to use.(back word!) how about your sharenator pic
NO THEY WILL FIND EMBER! Ember used her picture for suicide day; they were trying to find Ember. They got really, really mad when Ember and several friends were insisting that you had to where royal blue to participate in suicide day. And other things :) Was funny man, was funny.
fine then how about a pic of mudkip
how about a pron star just you know clothed
why would you pretend to be 13
i knew it! i knew that you would correct my grammar, ive seen it happen all the time and wanted to test it
I wasn't going to deny it....
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In Soviet Russia, The Lie is a cake!
sorry fireroastedfire i can't respond to your OC but yes you may come with us as long as Ember says ok :D We're going to have a contest! Who ever can kill the most zombies in an hour wins! But if you get infected then you lose!
Well, this should be entertaining. Your weapons of choice? I am going Flamethrower and a razor-sharp sword. I have the sword, and the flamethrower is easy enough to make.
sword and spear and a compact bow with many arrows gotta keep this shit old school it's just no fun picking them off with a rifle. It'll be much more fun using my hand to hand weapons.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Plus, I agree that the best ways to kill a zombie are to outright destroy their body (burning works) or to dismember it (sword). Plus as long as I can find a little gas and some orange juice, I can keep the napalm flowing. Both can be used to extend napalm. If you mixthem, it's a decent substitute.
Ah, I can imagine the fun we'll have already...
Ah, I can imagine the fun we'll have already...
Oh! Plus I have a camping axe in my closet anda 33.5 oz louiseville slugger in the garage! Weapons of mass melee.
I want to parachute off the cliffs of Dover
Who doesn't? Charlie SHeen, that's who.
I say we kidnap Bear Grylls (if that's possible) and out him in Mordor and then see if he really can walk into Mordor. We shall then commence the dance of joy (DBZ reference)!
One does not simply Out another person into Mordor!
Plus, in Soviet Russia, Bear Grylls you!
Plus, in Soviet Russia, Bear Grylls you!
Impulse... to.. sing... too... strong.... losing... will... to hold back...
Or is this just fantasy? (damnit)
Or is this just fantasy? (damnit)
wwwwwwoooooooooooo oooooooooohhhh were half way there wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh livin on a pray!
Pardon, sir, but we do not accept pictures of (insert name, item, place, or other) as payment.
Plus, tacos! Tuesday night at Tijuana Flats!
Plus, tacos! Tuesday night at Tijuana Flats!
Well that sucks. But, I am down for tacos!
on a clod winter morning in the time before the light. wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo were half way there wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh livin on a pray!the internet is for porn! im back in bllllaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!get and down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeessssssssss your mother get up and get down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeesssssssss, you fucker get up and get down with the siicccccccckkkkknnnnnnnneeeeeeeeesssssssss open up your hate and let it flow into me! shoving little kids with there semiautomatics! imcoming home comin home tell the world im comin! give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire!
i had a dream last night about Richard Simons was giving me advise for a party and he gives me like 5 packs of cookies and he was like "drunk people love cookie" then something else happened then i had a wizards robe and i was having a guitar battle with a clown
Banana's have a very odd texture.
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