The Most Unforgivable Facebook Statuses


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  • 16

    • TexBex
    • January 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
    awwww
    stupid ppl should be killed XD
    what did you think of #15 XD
    how can she not know!!
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 1:10 pm
    Ridonkulous.
    - TexBex January 23, 2012, 1:24 pm
    I think she's quite intelligent to be honest....
    Bazzinga.
    - DarkHunter January 23, 2012, 1:55 pm
    But if we kill all of the stupid people, who will we have left to laugh at?
    - CrazyJay January 23, 2012, 2:38 pm
    well.. we will al be smart and we can laugh at our smart ass jokes and sarcasm!
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 2:38 pm
    I think you're onto something there, Miss Random!
    - TexBex January 23, 2012, 3:37 pm
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 3:46 pm
    and who is supposed to flip the burgers? We wouldn't need weapons anymore, no more crimes, no more police. Who would do all the jobs nobody with a brain wants to do?
    - Vans January 23, 2012, 4:24 pm
    Our robots. Since we all seem to be super smart, there should be no problem in - oh, wait! Someone would have to start actually builing one. Whoops!
    - JV34 January 23, 2012, 7:58 pm
    see. what to do, what to do? Letting them build robots which first kill them and then build new robots
    boom masterplan
    - Vans January 24, 2012, 4:15 am
    I LOVE that scene!!!

    "Why are you crying?"
    "Because I'm, stupid!"
    "Well, that's not reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad!" LOL <3 BBT.
    - Mizuno January 24, 2012, 7:31 pm
    I don't want them flipping my burgers, they're always fucking up my orders :X
    - tempfaux January 24, 2012, 7:48 pm
    I think this gif was responsible for Lady Gaga showing up in my weird dreams last night... :/
    - TexBex January 25, 2012, 10:15 am
    i do apologize!!! stupid gaga
    - MissRandom January 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
    Haha no worries! In my dream I worked for a magazine so I got to interview her. And my brother was there, he had decided to become Amish?! Then I worked out with a personal trainer.
    - TexBex January 25, 2012, 4:25 pm
    lol.. ok i dun feel guilty anymore XD
    what a creative dream :P
    - MissRandom January 26, 2012, 6:55 am
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  • 3

    these dont come to a surprise to me
    think of the average person and how smart they are. then think that 50% of people are more stupid than that

    yea i saw that in a meme XD
    its true
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 2:28 pm
    so did i
    cant find the picture so i just wrote it. makes me laugh though
    - awesomeeeee January 23, 2012, 2:29 pm
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  • 3

    It's shit like this that makes me hate being part of this generation...

    yup
    i wonder what our kids wll be like
    and then theirs!
    it scares me :'(
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 2:32 pm
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  • 2

    LOVE IT ONCE AGAIN!
    fav was probbs #1 or #15
    hopefully you'll post more now (not that i'll be here to see them, but oh well, i'll come back :D
    +3
    ;)

    • qwop
    • January 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
    thanks
    appreciated :D and i sure will
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 12:26 pm
    :D
    can't wait
    until then, gotta go now
    cya snaps :D
    ;)
    - qwop January 23, 2012, 12:28 pm
    cya winkie
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
    back!
    (whilst the music downloads from itunes) :P
    ;)
    - qwop January 23, 2012, 12:38 pm
    lol.. wb
    this is starting to feel like a chat XD
    i wish we had one of those on here :S itit would be easier than this whole open your inbox, click, reply, post and wait and redo over and over again XD
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 12:40 pm
    yer, i know what you mean :P
    what's wb?
    ;)
    - qwop January 23, 2012, 12:48 pm
    welcome back
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
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  • 2

    love all of your posts! +3

    i appreciate that a lot :)
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 1:44 pm
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  • 2

    This is proof that god has a twisted sense of humor.

    he has to :S
    how the hell will he entertain himself for thousands and thousands of years if he doesn't have the ppl to laugh at XD
    m so going to hell
    - MissRandom January 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
    I think we all are.
    - triclebickle January 23, 2012, 4:20 pm
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  • 2

    #21 I'm not sure if that was completely stupid or really profound

    • Jozzoh
    • January 24, 2012, 6:15 am
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  • 2

    I see DennisDee has been given points for this, that dudes not been active for months, shame he was funny.

    yea.. i wana keep him in the top 100s but i keep forgeting to give him points :(
    - MissRandom January 25, 2012, 3:22 am
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  • 1

    i dont get whats wrong with #1

    she was trying to tell ppl to fix their grammer and spelling
    then she herself got it wrong
    "get it right YOUR in college" is supposed to be "get it right YOU'RE in college"
    - MissRandom January 24, 2012, 4:34 am
    ooo right, thank you. i read that ish like 20 times tryna figure it out
    - hagslucky13 January 25, 2012, 12:44 am
    you're most welcome :D
    - MissRandom January 25, 2012, 3:22 am
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  • 1

    Loss of faith in humanity..imminent

    • Bekenel
    • January 24, 2012, 2:20 am
    Oh you still have some? You must be new here. ;)
    - TexBex January 24, 2012, 10:19 am
    2 and a half years iv been here, and its been fluctuating pretty wildly :L
    - Bekenel January 24, 2012, 11:01 am
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  • 1

    So.. sometimes you CAN see even with your eyes closed? #4

    yea.. i wish i can figure out how though XD
    - MissRandom January 25, 2012, 3:23 am
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