The Menu

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

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  • 1

    ha-hahahhahaaha

    • BEASTY
    • August 7, 2010, 8:25 am
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  • 1

    +3 even tho its a repost... =)

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    nice

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