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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

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Posted: 2010-08-07 06:47:28
Psst.

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BEASTY
BEASTY
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ha-hahahhahaaha
Posted: 2010-08-07 08:25:12 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
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+3 even tho its a repost... =)
Posted: 2010-08-07 11:57:07 Report Reply
mofosho
mofosho
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nice
Posted: 2010-08-07 22:16:45 Report Reply

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