Terrible Car Spoilers

So you have a Vectra with 200k miles on the clock thanks to the sales rep who owned it originally and some delightful Lexus lights courtesy of the bomb-scare of a second owner who also destroyed what was left of the clutch. What to do? What to do? Ah of course strap on an aluminium spoiler. The only upside to this is you may get slightly more from the scrappy when he buys your metal shed in 2 months time....
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Source: Carification.com

Hmmm... All I can think is that this looks like a toy car with a handy carry handle on the roof.  Especially love the steel rims. Keep up the good work.
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Presented without comment...
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You have to love the Japanese for their extreme interpretations...
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What the.. actually this reminds me of something
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Wow, there it is. Unless you are kicking around in a Morris Traveller, Station Wagon or other such "woodie" there is no place for wooden additions. Although there is a counter argument that they didn't have to buy a people carrier, child services, unsurprisingly, disagree.
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So you are pleased with your cruiser and love pretending you are a 40's gangster, you even carry a Tommy gun on the passenger seat, but cant help feel its lacking something...guess what pal...it wasn't THAT!!!
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Whooooa WHALE TAIL!!  Either that is the most severe whale tail I am ever likely to see or the dude in the cruiser has been chasing him with his Tommy gun and this is, in fact, an improvised shield.
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Spoiler is the least of your worries mate...
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Source: Carification.com

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  • 3

    the orange one says poser lolol

    At least he's honest.
    - FireRoastedFire August 12, 2011, 5:12 am
  • 2

    Finally! We were lacking some quality posts around here.

    Shucks you say the sweetest things. I have been busy being a dad, number two is due in two weeks. Also doing my own website thats where this is from. Feel free to follow it or like it on facebook.Go easy though its just starting up. Sorry Darius and Paul for the shameless plug.
    - Everjaded August 13, 2011, 9:08 am
    Eh, shameless self promotion can be ignored every now and then if it comes from a sharenator who regularly contributes quality pots.
    - drakengard85 August 13, 2011, 12:36 pm
  • 1

    Damn Asians

  • 1

    #6 was a bench, not a spoiler.
    I imagine it to be satire.

  • 0

    Cool post +3

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