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Its all in the title, just list a secret or two that you haven't told anyone before ^_^
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Posted: 2012-04-09 21:05:39

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  • Infinity - replied 2012-04-11 06:57:27
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    I'm not 100% machine
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  • triclebickle - replied 2012-04-09 22:36:25
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    my neighbor's cat didn't run away like I told them, and the red stain on the driveway wasn't from paint.
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    • Inedibleedible - replied 2012-04-10 04:21:46
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      • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-04-10 10:15:29
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        i just told my neighbors straight up, "yeah, i kinda shot your dog."

        justification: it was killing my chickens and leaving the bodies(or most of them anyways)
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        • TexBex - replied 2012-04-11 17:32:12
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          "kinda"??
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          • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-04-11 19:22:43
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            well i just clipped its left eye so i kinda hit it... but the size of the bullet doesn't matter... right?
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      • triclebickle - replied 2012-04-10 15:34:49
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        It was dark out so was the cat and it was laying under the car and didn't move when I started the car.
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  • dogggy - replied 2012-04-11 01:09:11
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    My screen name isn't my real name. Just thought I'd let that out
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  • mrcbccadetx0 - replied 2012-04-09 21:19:03
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    My secret is that askimet feels like this is spam... But I dismissed that shit ;)
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    • knox - replied 2012-04-09 21:27:48
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      looks like i have a secret admirer ;) jk, thanks for dismissing ^_^
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  • beanertroll - replied 2012-04-10 11:10:17
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    i got expelled from school for selling weed.
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  • TexBex - replied 2012-04-11 17:33:19
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    When I was a kid I flushed my goldfish down the toiled when he was still alive because I got tired of taking care of it. :(
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  • GothicRoze - replied 2012-04-09 22:30:14
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    I'm Bisexual
    I like cross dressing
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    • fuckyou1 - replied 2012-04-09 22:31:24
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      you could have taken that to the grave
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      • Bekenel - replied 2012-04-10 04:28:34
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        you could accept people as they are and not expect them to hide things which dont do any harm
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      • GothicRoze - replied 2012-04-09 22:35:48
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        You just put a smile on my face, I'm cracking up so much right now
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  • DirtyChain - replied 2012-04-10 00:16:44
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    I didn't lose Oscar's iPod, I pawned it...
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  • Inedibleedible - replied 2012-04-10 04:19:30
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    i miss all my kitties and sometimes I wish I could see them, because I always felt like less of a being than they were in a way, but I learned a lot.
    I could eat one is what I'm saying, but only for survival.
    Also, I'm like totally
    Toasty mk3

    right now.


    heart8 - tell me your secrets

    UGUys
    Happy Lolcat

    me - tell me your secrets

    I rebranded the next but not the second next meme

    zs - tell me your secrets

    lolcat - tell me your secrets
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  • 24paperwings - replied 2012-04-10 09:43:29
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    <.< ^.^ >.> people on here are watching me and i know it O.O
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    • Kodi93 - replied 2012-04-10 09:58:02
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      Yes we are O.0
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  • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-04-10 10:11:20
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    i'm making a bisexual girl i know break up with her girlfriend so i have a chance with her...
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    • poopiteepoop - replied 2012-04-10 11:35:19
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      ZING! nice dude
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  • beanertroll - replied 2012-04-10 12:32:28
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    wooo! now i go to catholic school.
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  • Xanderh - replied 2012-04-11 18:46:06
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    I took a golf club to a hanging light fixture and blamed it on the movers (we were moving at the time)
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  • FireRoastedFire - replied 2012-04-11 18:56:23
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    I'm a Pyromaniac....

    Also, Non-Dairy creamer is highly flamable.
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