TSA Leading The Fight in Stopping Terrorism

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  • 5

    At least he didn't get his junk touched because the TSA agent could have found the paper clip he was going to use to take over the plane.

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    I'll tell you what happened to our country while you were gone:

    A couple of dudes who were on the no-fly list coming from countries that are labeled high risk, meaning that anyone coming from those countries must be thouroughly searched, were allowed by the TSA to get on airplanes without a thorough search. These dudes then tried and subsequently failed in trying to blow them up. The TSA then figured that the best way to keep themselves from allowing people on the no-fly list (from countries with known terrorist sympathies) to purchase a ticket, get through security, wait the custumary hour or two for the flight to actually arrive, and then actally get on the plane itself (while using their real name the whole time), is to make everybody either go through full body scans or get rubbed down in the groin. Now there of course was an alternative suggestion of simply having TSA agents pay attention to names on the no-fly list, but it was dismissed early on for making too much sense. Besides, the full body scanners boast the latest in image saving technology and are much easier to hack into than other security systems, and can even detect plastic explosives almost half the time.

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  • 3

    Seriously get your shit together TSA

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  • 3

    i remember doing that...the trick when going through customs is have all your knives/gerbers/clippers hidden underneath an ipod classic in your patrol cap. btw, i carried a mag with 25rds through customs when we deployed.

    • MIKYTEY
    • January 18, 2011, 2:50 am
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    You could always go SPECOPS. Direct military flights with no hasstle.

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    Another weird story from the British Army- After having got off the plane - onto British tarmac - this is after they've gone through security on the other end - they're ordered to change out of combat fatigues and into civvies on the tarmac, in front of tons of civilians - because 'it gives the wrong impression to the public'. They got off at Brize Norton - the military airport. What kind of impression were the desk jockeys imagining they would give, eh??

    • Bekenel
    • January 18, 2011, 6:31 am
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    so u mean to tell me u cud take a gun but not nail clippers? wat are you gonna do go to the cabin and be like "i got nail clippers and im not afraid to clip your toenails"

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    tsa - tsa leading the fight in stopping terrorism

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    OMFG HE HAS NAIL CLIPERS! We are all going to die.

    • ember
    • January 17, 2011, 8:08 pm
    XD yea the terrorist stands up TURN THIS PLANE AROUND OR THE BITCH LOSES A NAIL
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 8:14 pm
    DO WHAT HE SAYS! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! D':> *crys*
    - ember January 17, 2011, 8:21 pm
    I MEAN IT I ALSO HAVE A NAIL FILE IT CAN BE VERY IRRITATING! XD
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 8:48 pm
    NO PLEASE NO! I HAVN'T EVEN GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL!
    - ember January 17, 2011, 8:50 pm
    Ok you can leave but bring me some bacon
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 9:27 pm
    *runs to get bacon*
    - ember January 17, 2011, 9:44 pm
    Waits
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 9:47 pm
    *returns with bacon*
    - ember January 17, 2011, 9:48 pm
    Dives on the bacon
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 9:54 pm
    while your distracted everyone runs out.
    - ember January 17, 2011, 10:01 pm

    Well at least i have my bacon...
    - Reddeath195 January 17, 2011, 10:18 pm
    wait if the terrorist is muslim, he can't eat bacon! thats probably why they're so angry at us...
    - DeviousCow January 18, 2011, 3:23 am
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    omg i hated the customs and tsa agents when i was coming back... just wanted to punch them in the jaw...

    when TSA dip shits give military members a tough time at the gate... the terrorists have won.
    - CaptinCrunk January 18, 2011, 12:35 am
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  • 2

    well the TSA have to be the most inbred people in this fucking country and I will laugh when they get sued for child molestation if and when the patriot act is taken out.

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  • 1

    This is just unreal, so guns are okay but a set of fucking nail clippers aren't?

    Nail clipers are dangeroes, it's a good thing we had the TSA to stop a terrorist from killing us all.
    - ember January 17, 2011, 8:24 pm
    I would just hold the nail clippers to his throat and take over the whole airport.
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 8:27 pm
    See it can happen.
    - ember January 17, 2011, 8:52 pm
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    stupid nail clippers

    • peace
    • January 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
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