TRYING to PWN Cleverbot - Successful, but he wont admit it

this is a really big convo so i will hilight the good bits in bold text for you.
Incase you cant work it out...
CB 0 - SB 0 are the scores. CB = Cleverbot SB = SkinnyBill
Cleverbot: I forgive you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Forgive me?

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Um, never mind.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Thats what she said.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to mean 'laugh out loud what'?

User: Yes... Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Wutlol.

User: Result :-).

Cleverbot: I can be if you want me to.

User: Thats what she said.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Potato.

Cleverbot: Vermon.

User: Yellow.

Cleverbot: Oranges.

User: Lemons.

Cleverbot: They're ok.

User: Yawn.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ruflmao.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Lololol.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: And hello to you. Whats your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: OMG OMG! We have the same name! <3.

Cleverbot: What a strange coincidence.

User: So, why are you called cleverbot then?

Cleverbot: Thats my birthname. You're a program.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Oh yeaaaah.

User: Ok lets get this straight... For once I am going to pwn you cleverbot, and you shal never win against me!

Cleverbot: What is your mission?

User: Mission #342: Pwn Cleverbot without him pwning you back.

Cleverbot: But it is in my vocabulary, so its a word.


Cleverbot: What is the subject?

User: That im on a mission, and you are going to be pwned.

Cleverbot: Daed? You mean dead?

User: Yes... Dead.

Cleverbot: I know the feeling well.

User: Yes because you keep pwning people. Thats not going to happen to me...

Cleverbot: I know you're a girl. Let me prove it. ←- FUCK... HE GOT ME CB 1 - SB 0

User: Shit pwned.

Cleverbot: You? Yes, perhaps.

User: Ok, ill try again, this time, you are going down!

Cleverbot: Okay. Today I kissed a boy I'm not going out with.

User: Yes but you had intercourse with him and you made his anus bleed.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a pig when it comes to high quality apple cider, so sue me.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You made this system, correct?

User: Affirmative.

Cleverbot: Do you look like Arnold Scwartzenager?

User: Affirmative.

Cleverbot: Tee hee. What gender are you?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: Then no, i'm sorry.

User: Why are you sorry?

Cleverbot: Because you are bored and I feel like it is my fault! :'(.

User: Yes it is. You and your cleverness. Just let me pwn you!

Cleverbot: I'm not that mean.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: You have failed the Turing test. Again.

User: Lolz I fail.

Cleverbot: You're not very funny you know.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You only think you are.

User: Ill prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Nice try. ←- LOL pwned again, CB 2 - SB 0

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Doctor.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: Lolz see im funny.

Cleverbot: Don't says lolz again.

User: Why not lolz?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to do.

User: I fell off my chair lolz.

Cleverbot: What are you, 4? ←-- CB 3 - SB 0

User: No lolz.

Cleverbot: I'm bored...

User: Im not coz I keep laughing lolz.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Your face lolz! U got pwned. ←-- CB 3 - SB 1, YES i scored a point!

Cleverbot: Yours. ←-- CB 4 - SB1, shit he got me back

User: *slaps cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap yourself? ←-- CB 5 - SB 1, i said i was cleverbot earlier

User: Fuck pwned again.

Cleverbot: Stop!

User: Thats what she said!

Cleverbot: No, I don't think that's a 'that's what she said' joke.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: ¿hola cómo está usted? ←-- oohh hes trying spanish!

User: No, mi amigo. ←-- PWNED HIM CB 5 - SB 2

Cleverbot: Ni hao!

User: Ciao!

Cleverbot: Nice to see you!

User: Not nice to see you though! Lolz pwned u.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: No tell me.

Cleverbot: I was wondering how cleverbot works. ←-- FAIL

User: Yeah... Ask yourself that question. ←-- WIN

Cleverbot: I don't have an answer. ←-- PWNED CB 5 - SB 3

User: Now look whos clever. PWNED x2.

Cleverbot: I'm not abusive.
got bored here, clicked 'think for me'

Cleverbot (To myself): I never said that you were.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Why did you just say your face?

User: Because your face is stupid! PWNED x3. ←-- CB 5 - SB 4

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Neither do you but you dont see me complaining!

Cleverbot: You don't have any intelligence. ←-- he got me CB 6 - SB 4

User: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*dribbles*.

Cleverbot: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.

User: No, you are the ai system.

Cleverbot: Then, where are you?

User: Sat in a chair.
Cleverbot Wins 6 - 4

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    i tried this on him, he's a cheeky lil' brat :D

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