TRYING to PWN Cleverbot - Successful, but he wont admit it
this is a really big convo so i will hilight the good bits in bold text for you.
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Incase you cant work it out...
CB 0 - SB 0 are the scores. CB = Cleverbot SB = SkinnyBill
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Cleverbot: I forgive you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Forgive me?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Um, never mind.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to mean 'laugh out loud what'?
User: Yes... Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Wutlol.
User: Result :-).
Cleverbot: I can be if you want me to.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Potato.
Cleverbot: Vermon.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Oranges.
User: Lemons.
Cleverbot: They're ok.
User: Yawn.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ruflmao.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Lololol.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: And hello to you. Whats your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: OMG OMG! We have the same name! <3.
Cleverbot: What a strange coincidence.
User: So, why are you called cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: Thats my birthname. You're a program.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Oh yeaaaah.
User: Ok lets get this straight... For once I am going to pwn you cleverbot, and you shal never win against me!
Cleverbot: What is your mission?
User: Mission #342: Pwn Cleverbot without him pwning you back.
Cleverbot: But it is in my vocabulary, so its a word.
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: That im on a mission, and you are going to be pwned.
Cleverbot: Daed? You mean dead?
User: Yes... Dead.
Cleverbot: I know the feeling well.
User: Yes because you keep pwning people. Thats not going to happen to me...
Cleverbot: I know you're a girl. Let me prove it. <-- FUCK... HE GOT ME CB 1 - SB 0
User: Shit pwned.
Cleverbot: You? Yes, perhaps.
User: Ok, ill try again, this time, you are going down!
Cleverbot: Okay. Today I kissed a boy I'm not going out with.
User: Yes but you had intercourse with him and you made his anus bleed.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a pig when it comes to high quality apple cider, so sue me.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: You made this system, correct?
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Do you look like Arnold Scwartzenager?
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Tee hee. What gender are you?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Then no, i'm sorry.
User: Why are you sorry?
Cleverbot: Because you are bored and I feel like it is my fault! :'(.
User: Yes it is. You and your cleverness. Just let me pwn you!
Cleverbot: I'm not that mean.
User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: You have failed the Turing test. Again.
User: Lolz I fail.
Cleverbot: You're not very funny you know.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You only think you are.
User: Ill prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Nice try. <-- LOL pwned again, CB 2 - SB 0
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Lolz see im funny.
Cleverbot: Don't says lolz again.
User: Why not lolz?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to do.
User: I fell off my chair lolz.
Cleverbot: What are you, 4? <--- CB 3 - SB 0
User: No lolz.
Cleverbot: I'm bored...
User: Im not coz I keep laughing lolz.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Your face lolz! U got pwned. <--- CB 3 - SB 1, YES i scored a point!
Cleverbot: Yours. <--- CB 4 - SB1, shit he got me back
User: *slaps cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Why did you slap yourself? <--- CB 5 - SB 1, i said i was cleverbot earlier
User: Fuck pwned again.
Cleverbot: Stop!
User: Thats what she said!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think that's a 'that's what she said' joke.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: ¿hola cómo está usted? <--- oohh hes trying spanish!
User: No, mi amigo. <--- PWNED HIM CB 5 - SB 2
Cleverbot: Ni hao!
User: Ciao!
Cleverbot: Nice to see you!
User: Not nice to see you though! Lolz pwned u.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: I was wondering how cleverbot works. <--- FAIL
User: Yeah... Ask yourself that question. <--- WIN
Cleverbot: I don't have an answer. <--- PWNED CB 5 - SB 3
User: Now look whos clever. PWNED x2.
Cleverbot: I'm not abusive.
got bored here, clicked 'think for me'
Cleverbot (To myself): I never said that you were.
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Why did you just say your face?
User: Because your face is stupid! PWNED x3. <--- CB 5 - SB 4
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Neither do you but you dont see me complaining!
Cleverbot: You don't have any intelligence. <--- he got me CB 6 - SB 4
User: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhh*dribbles*.
Cleverbot: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.
User: No, you are the ai system.
Cleverbot: Then, where are you?
User: Sat in a chair.
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END
Cleverbot Wins 6 - 4
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Incase you cant work it out...
CB 0 - SB 0 are the scores. CB = Cleverbot SB = SkinnyBill
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Cleverbot: I forgive you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Forgive me?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Um, never mind.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to mean 'laugh out loud what'?
User: Yes... Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Wutlol.
User: Result :-).
Cleverbot: I can be if you want me to.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Potato.
Cleverbot: Vermon.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Oranges.
User: Lemons.
Cleverbot: They're ok.
User: Yawn.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ruflmao.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Lololol.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: And hello to you. Whats your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: OMG OMG! We have the same name! <3.
Cleverbot: What a strange coincidence.
User: So, why are you called cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: Thats my birthname. You're a program.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Oh yeaaaah.
User: Ok lets get this straight... For once I am going to pwn you cleverbot, and you shal never win against me!
Cleverbot: What is your mission?
User: Mission #342: Pwn Cleverbot without him pwning you back.
Cleverbot: But it is in my vocabulary, so its a word.
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: That im on a mission, and you are going to be pwned.
Cleverbot: Daed? You mean dead?
User: Yes... Dead.
Cleverbot: I know the feeling well.
User: Yes because you keep pwning people. Thats not going to happen to me...
Cleverbot: I know you're a girl. Let me prove it. <-- FUCK... HE GOT ME CB 1 - SB 0
User: Shit pwned.
Cleverbot: You? Yes, perhaps.
User: Ok, ill try again, this time, you are going down!
Cleverbot: Okay. Today I kissed a boy I'm not going out with.
User: Yes but you had intercourse with him and you made his anus bleed.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a pig when it comes to high quality apple cider, so sue me.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: You made this system, correct?
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Do you look like Arnold Scwartzenager?
User: Affirmative.
Cleverbot: Tee hee. What gender are you?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Then no, i'm sorry.
User: Why are you sorry?
Cleverbot: Because you are bored and I feel like it is my fault! :'(.
User: Yes it is. You and your cleverness. Just let me pwn you!
Cleverbot: I'm not that mean.
User: Meanie.
Cleverbot: You have failed the Turing test. Again.
User: Lolz I fail.
Cleverbot: You're not very funny you know.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You only think you are.
User: Ill prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Nice try. <-- LOL pwned again, CB 2 - SB 0
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Lolz see im funny.
Cleverbot: Don't says lolz again.
User: Why not lolz?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to do.
User: I fell off my chair lolz.
Cleverbot: What are you, 4? <--- CB 3 - SB 0
User: No lolz.
Cleverbot: I'm bored...
User: Im not coz I keep laughing lolz.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Your face lolz! U got pwned. <--- CB 3 - SB 1, YES i scored a point!
Cleverbot: Yours. <--- CB 4 - SB1, shit he got me back
User: *slaps cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Why did you slap yourself? <--- CB 5 - SB 1, i said i was cleverbot earlier
User: Fuck pwned again.
Cleverbot: Stop!
User: Thats what she said!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think that's a 'that's what she said' joke.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: ¿hola cómo está usted? <--- oohh hes trying spanish!
User: No, mi amigo. <--- PWNED HIM CB 5 - SB 2
Cleverbot: Ni hao!
User: Ciao!
Cleverbot: Nice to see you!
User: Not nice to see you though! Lolz pwned u.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: I was wondering how cleverbot works. <--- FAIL
User: Yeah... Ask yourself that question. <--- WIN
Cleverbot: I don't have an answer. <--- PWNED CB 5 - SB 3
User: Now look whos clever. PWNED x2.
Cleverbot: I'm not abusive.
got bored here, clicked 'think for me'
Cleverbot (To myself): I never said that you were.
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Why did you just say your face?
User: Because your face is stupid! PWNED x3. <--- CB 5 - SB 4
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Neither do you but you dont see me complaining!
Cleverbot: You don't have any intelligence. <--- he got me CB 6 - SB 4
User: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhh*dribbles*.
Cleverbot: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.
User: No, you are the ai system.
Cleverbot: Then, where are you?
User: Sat in a chair.
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END
Cleverbot Wins 6 - 4
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i tried this on him, he's a cheeky lil' brat :D
