TOP 10 funniest one-liners on the internet!

1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

5
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

6
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

7
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

8
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

9
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

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  • 4

    That's called a no-liner... no one really likes those.

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  • 4

    Yeah no-liners are what kill a good post

    • wertz3
    • November 10, 2009, 4:46 pm
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  • 1

    absolutely!!! :D

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  • 1

    ZINGED

    • BEASTY
    • January 4, 2010, 7:10 am
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