TOP 10 funniest one-liners on the internet!
1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
6
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
9
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
6
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
9
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
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Posted: 2009-08-03 05:09:48
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I just wonder how many more of those there are..Funny as hell though. +3
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