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Posted: 2012-08-30 11:59:33

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    Disco - replied 2012-08-30 12:43:23
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    So, according to #1, I'm a winner.

    According to #3, I'm using a flamethrower against hot zombies while eating without getting fat and blowing everything up at the same time.

    And according to #5, I got married with George Bush because I hate my life.

    Well this doesn't quite add up...
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      Savi99755 - replied 2012-08-30 13:28:23
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      Well I guess I'm a intolerable mini-gun wielding hot zombie who can eat without getting fat and I'm for some reason wearing purple.

      This also must had led to me stabbing a drug dealer because I'm single

      but eh what can you do
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        MalverdeAl100 - replied 2012-08-30 13:49:37
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        I'm an emotionless Dr. Phil allied bare handed zombie ass kicker who can eat whatever i want without getting fat (you hear that Americans?) who also happens to carry Molotov's around because they're hot just like i am. Also i love to smoke weed with drunk Mexican's when i get horny.

        YOLO!
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    JonnymusPrime - replied 2012-08-30 14:57:43
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    #1 apparently i'm angry which isn't really that true...
    #3 looks like i'm taking on the zombies with a lightsabre with my buddy Dr Phil (whoever the hell he is, i'm from england). Thankfully, i can't get fat which isn't much use since i'm like that anyway. As for my master gadget, i don't get anything for my white t-shirt, so i'll use my jeans to get me a nice bit of trinitrotoluene.
    on a sidenote (#5) i fucked a monkey because that's just who i am.
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    Vans - replied 2012-08-30 16:02:11
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    so I am brave, I get a doll and pikachu and I need to stop wearing black apperantly. I need michael jackson because I am sexy?
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    triclebickle - replied 2012-08-30 16:49:43
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    #1 I'm emotionless #3 uzi, Rebecca black (used as bait), bullet attraction, Molotov. #5 I killed a jew because I have perfect abs. that got out of hand quickly.
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    SDAlanB - replied 2012-08-30 17:19:12
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    woot winner
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    bostonboy86 - replied 2012-08-30 18:02:12
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    I don't like #5. I did a blowjob to Michael Jackson because I was horny. It sucks because it is a sentence that could actually make sense.
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    bufus101 - replied 2012-08-30 21:13:16
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    Emotionless with an UZI, i killed barney the dinosaur because im sexy. fucking sweet.
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    DJ9090 - replied 2012-08-31 10:18:17
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    #1 im relaxed... sounds right
    killin zombies with an N64 and my girlfriend? sounds like one hell of a kinky night!
    I can eat without getting fat cause im 17 and i am wearing yellow.. but im already fat wtf?
    I took a crap on a black guy cause i smoke crack
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    McBeardson - replied 2012-08-31 21:30:03
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    i hate a robot because i have perfect abs o.O
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    wolfman - replied 2012-08-31 21:53:14
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    Apparently, I kill clowns because I'm sexy...
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2012-09-15 00:24:36
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    im not forever alone..... and im barehanding the zpocalypse...and i smoke weed with a dildo cuz im sexy....
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    iFaP1301 - replied 2012-09-19 17:08:52
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    i ran naked with a prostitute because i was horny. yep.
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    Biggie360 - replied 2012-09-25 20:22:53
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    I wield a crossbow with JB as my partner(huh, I wonder who I'm shooting first). My superpower is bullet attraction and I throw molotov cocktails...
    ALSO,
    I pissed on a prostitute because I was horny.

    HOW DID IT KNOW!?
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      Savi99755 - replied 2012-09-26 10:11:59
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      Bullet attraction greatest superpower you can have :)
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    Firecracker119 - replied 2013-01-27 19:38:41
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    #1 Joker
    #3 I wield a nokia with the Avengers as my partners and I have TNT, lots of TNT
    #5 I shot a clown because that's what I am
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    ember - replied 2013-01-27 21:34:17
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    #1 Emotionless
    ‘Tis a lie. Ember has all the emotions! This post lied to Ember it must be killed with fire.

    #3 Ember has a UZI and does not have a partner due to not having a math teacher. Ember now wields the power to eat without getting fat. Apparently Ember does not get a Mister Weapon because she is a hipster for wearing black.

    #5 Ember killed a porn star because she's sexy.

    They are on to Ember. And people were telling Ember she was paranoid, well you can't fool Ember!
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