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Posted: 2010-05-13 07:25:01

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Ruleb - replied 2010-05-14 04:21:05

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The power to tell just by looking at any supermarket microwaveable ready-meal whether its got one of those film lids that when you come to peel it off doesn't come off in one easy piece but splits up really easily so you spend 10 minutes peeling off every little piece and getting messy hands.

My dreams are small but they're mine!

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- DennisDee - replied 2010-05-14 06:34:55
  
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  you sir would have the best power of them all..
  
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lovewarandhate - replied 2010-05-13 16:58:12

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The power to have all powers.
I mean hell yes.

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- PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 08:45:45
  
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  what about the power to get cancer?
  
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  - FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-04-20 10:06:44
    
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    Well played.
    
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    - PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 11:04:28
      
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      thank you
      :)
      
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      - xlivewire7x - replied 2011-04-20 12:23:05
        
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        But if he had the power to have all powers, he'd have the power to cure cancer O.o
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 12:25:54
        
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        but if he had the power of all powers he would have the power of no power at all
        
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        xlivewire7x - replied 2011-04-20 12:36:43
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 12:45:07
        
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drakengard85 - replied 2010-05-13 18:21:19

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teleportation. go anywhere do anything any time.
or pyrokinesis. i like fire.

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- FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-04-20 10:07:45
  
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  Just get Advanced telekinesis. You can control anything, including Fire. Believe me, I've thought this one through.
  
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thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-15 14:44:19

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the power to control time. so if some fucker looks at me the wrong way his balls are as good as off his body, & it is the absolute power since no matter wat u do I can reverse to before u did it, pause, stab u in the neck with a wasp knife step back resume time & watch u die ^^

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- siloimp - replied 2010-05-21 20:41:13
  
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  the power to negate your power
  
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  - thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-22 18:25:41
    
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    U SON OF'A BITCH!
    
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    - PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 08:46:50
      
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      the power to give your power back
      
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      - thekitkatkid - replied 2011-04-20 11:16:40
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 11:22:27
        
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        together we will take over the world, ! and i will be the awesomeest sidekick ever!
        
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        thekitkatkid - replied 2011-04-20 11:46:39
        
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        haha yes you would...just no tights 'cause that would be weird XD
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 11:49:52
        
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        500x310
        
        alright :(
        
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        thekitkatkid - replied 2011-04-20 13:32:38
        
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        hahaha =)
        
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        bufus101 - replied 2011-04-28 19:11:27
        
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        you guys are awesome haha
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 13:42:46
        
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        :P
        
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        bufus101 - replied 2011-04-28 19:11:42
        
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        i forgot to add you on my sharenator post for the point share! =(
        
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        PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-29 11:18:29
        
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        its ok, people usually forget about me :'(
        but if i provide them with atleast one lol
        i achieved success :D
        
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DennisDee - replied 2010-05-14 06:37:05

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this is just me, but i would like a superpower were i could hypnotize people so i can make them my love slave.

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dakupoguy - replied 2010-05-13 19:58:02

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Teleportation and the ability to stop time.

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- miketehpope - replied 2010-05-13 23:27:40
  
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  Im with you on that one :D
  
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- thefoxisback - replied 2010-05-15 08:27:14
  
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  me too
  
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  - mofosho - replied 2010-12-04 09:16:51
    
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    yep
    
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elkilla99 - replied 2010-05-14 06:51:01

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like jean grey

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toxictoxic - replied 2010-05-15 06:55:59

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I'll take the power of makein bacon chease buger appear out of thin air and the power to never get fat

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- drakengard85 - replied 2010-05-15 10:30:47
  
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  its called a high metabolism. I have one. woot.
  
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  - toxictoxic - replied 2010-05-17 11:08:50
    
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    if you had the power to make bacon cheese bugers apear out of thin air I don't care how high your metabolism is your gonna get fat sooner or later
    
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    - drakengard85 - replied 2010-05-17 13:18:05
      
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      good point. +1 for you
      
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Jackylegs - replied 2010-05-15 12:43:55

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omnipotense...

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- defmid26 - replied 2010-05-15 14:14:24
  
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  It is spelled omnipotence, but you would have known that if you would have had it. :]
  
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  - thekitkatkid - replied 2010-05-15 14:46:31
    
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    lmao fail
    
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  - Ertrov - replied 2010-05-15 16:44:22
    
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    Actually, he would have know that if he had omniscience, the power of knowing everything. Omnipotence is being all powerful.
    
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elchacalito07 - replied 2010-05-15 16:21:17

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Jesus powers

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- DennisDee - replied 2010-05-15 18:46:36
  
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  by that do you mean the power to walk on water and repair damaged ears?
  
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  - elchacalito07 - replied 2010-05-17 17:13:05
    
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    yes, and the ability to bring thousands of angels at my bidding...
    
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    - CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-22 19:22:25
      
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      and turn water into wine! That's all I'd need to hear!
      
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      - PwnzElite - replied 2011-04-20 08:53:38
        
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720Z - replied 2010-05-15 19:17:38

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power to understand women

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- DennisDee - replied 2010-05-16 09:28:13
  
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  ...and Lady Gaga
  
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  - 720Z - replied 2010-05-16 11:06:21
    
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    well we can already understand other men. we can only half understand her
    
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    - DennisDee - replied 2010-05-17 17:54:10
      
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      its weird cause i kind of want her in my kitchen.....
      but i just cant tell what she is.
      
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Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-05-13 18:48:59

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teleportaion and super strength

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gryxng - replied 2010-05-13 19:24:46

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X-ray vision and super strength for fun =)

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halogod989 - replied 2010-05-13 19:50:10

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mind control FTW

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DooBuR - replied 2010-05-14 03:57:34

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The DooBuR already posesses ALL power....bitches

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defmid26 - replied 2010-05-14 05:21:00

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I would want to have the power of Supersonic Flight; I would never have to pay for gas to go from A to B.

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Polygon - replied 2010-05-14 06:36:22

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Magneto's power tbh, could do some great things

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XxDaminalsxX - replied 2010-05-15 10:57:03

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Invisibility for the girls locker room, Flight, Mind Bullets! )That's telekenisis Kyle!), Pyrokinesis, the ability to divide a person by zero.

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Bekenel - replied 2010-05-15 11:13:19

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The power to do absolutely anything

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Hashnooroxybox - replied 2010-05-16 11:25:36

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LargePoos.

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- hightec - replied 2010-10-14 12:46:09
  
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  ftw-fabulous thinking work
  
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- SkinnyBill - replied 2010-05-17 11:11:04
  
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  wtf man?
  
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Danielnoctis - replied 2010-05-22 11:13:33

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A Hat!

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Dannyl - replied 2010-10-13 08:59:58

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the power to have my cake AND eat it

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johnecash - replied 2010-10-13 09:02:57

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the power to make some one shit them self on the spot. oh the fun i could have watching live tv, or just walking around.

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juniper - replied 2010-10-14 12:15:54

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The power of no responsibility.

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Pyutchy8011 - replied 2010-12-04 09:19:10

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The power to be right, so i can say 'i have a cheeseburger in my hand' and i would have a cheeseburger in my hand :D

also i want the option to not have on all the time :D

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CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-14 04:50:16

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Telekenisis and Teleportation FTW

This way, I can move anything with my mind...including myself. I'd probably get really fat though.

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Ertrov - replied 2010-05-15 16:45:03

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The Power Cosmic

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Clarkie101 - replied 2010-05-16 01:14:48

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The power to stop time for as long as you want.
You'd never be late, exams would require no revision, life would be easy!

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highlad - replied 2010-05-16 10:17:05

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YES I AGREE THE ULTIMATE SUPERPOWER IS THAT TO CONTROL TIME.
ALL WHO AGREE SAY SO.

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SkinnyBill - replied 2010-05-17 11:11:53

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err teleportation and some sort of cool offensive "magic" like fireballs

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Goronix - replied 2010-05-22 10:45:35

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it makes me sad thinking of all the sweet powers ill never get =(

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- arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-28 15:19:44
  
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  You can try...just find some lovely green atomic waste. you have a chance of dying, getting cancer or some other disease, getting super powers, and last, nothing happens.
  
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FireRoastedFire - replied 2010-10-13 08:54:10

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Telekinesis and complete mind control. With these, there is nothing you can't do.

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Disco - replied 2010-10-13 09:02:00

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The ability to calm jittery squirrels :D

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Tremp20k - replied 2010-10-13 09:03:55

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just enough telekinesis to scratch the itch in the one part of your back you cant reach

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HackerTyreal - replied 2010-10-14 08:15:52

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Electokinesis and enhanced human strength

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hightec - replied 2010-10-14 12:42:48

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telekinesis because it controls everything

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arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-28 15:21:38

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i would like the power of telekenises because it does control everything, and the ability to count to infinity, with all those infinities inbetween 1 and 2, and 2 and 3, and 3 and 4 and so forth and such with.

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North3308 - replied 2010-12-04 01:55:38

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I have two choices;
1) The power to obsorb/redirect energy (kinetic, radioactive, etc) and ultimate freeflow (to create the kinetic energy).
Or;
2) The ability to produce anything from any where. E.g. Being able to cross a busy street by summoning a walkway over to it, or to simply knife someone whenever I want.

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24paperwings - replied 2010-12-04 09:40:10

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i would want to be able to be to change into any animal... or be like spike from xmen

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MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-20 08:47:12

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Invisiblity in the dark

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- DennisDee - replied 2011-04-20 12:40:45
  
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  so you can masterbate without getting caught or what?
  
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  - MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-21 06:40:17
    
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    Exactly
    
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    - DennisDee - replied 2011-04-28 11:27:13
      
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      i knew it.
      
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      - MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-28 18:43:53
        
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        You know me too well Mr. Macias
        
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decrotie2004 - replied 2011-04-20 09:08:46

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phenomenal cosmic power... itty bitty living space.

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SuDoku - replied 2011-04-20 09:11:57

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Read and control other peoples minds.

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FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-04-20 10:11:01

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Advanced Telekinesis or power of Mind (aka the ability to make someone say, do, think, feel, or act however I say.)This way, I would have no need to impose power over others, they would just do it.

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- FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-04-20 10:11:45
  
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  And Telekinesis because, honestly, who doesn't want to move stuff with their mind? Amirite?
  
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SuperPost - replied 2011-04-20 12:38:16

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Somthing called PSI

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TryThat - replied 2011-04-29 14:24:34

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I want to be able to know what people are thinking and be able to influence decisions that they make.

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