I dont know the answer to this question who is better Superman Or Batman? PLZ tell me what u think.

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Posted: 2009-11-12 09:17:48

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Dannyl - replied 2009-11-12 13:48:18

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I'll just refer you to a conversation i had on omegle. see below:

You: i'm batman
Stranger: I'm superman
Stranger: I'm stronger than you
You: i'm smarter than you
Stranger: I have actual super powers...
You: i don't need them
Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
You: Maybe i want them to die?
Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
You: you're not a superhero
You: you're just a freak alien
Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
You: also, my costume is better, you can't deny that
Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
Stranger: it looks so much more fun
Stranger: you're just a goth in all that black and grey
You: and you're a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
You: you mean that cucumber you use?
Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
You: so why do you always make them so small?
Stranger: they're so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
Stranger: unless i'm currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
You: .... i'm richer than you
Stranger: i don't need money
Stranger: anyway i'm becoming a super villain
You: says the hobo
Stranger: so i'll be stealing it all
Stranger: along with all your gadgets
You: well then, that settles it. if you're a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win

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- miketehpope - replied 2010-05-13 23:30:36
  
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  Epic
  
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Inzanepiratical - replied 2009-11-13 07:13:25

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Thor

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- imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-25 06:38:34
  
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  Agreed Thor is a God
  
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CallMeGoogle - replied 2010-05-14 08:09:18

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Batman for sure. On Superman's own planet, he is just as normal as the next guy. The fact that he ended up on Earth because his shitty planet got destroyed says what a good race that was. Batman actually made himself a beast. It wasn't a mere coincidence with him. And shit, I would rather be Batman anyway. On his off time, he is Billionaire Bruce Wayne. Superman, he is a broke ass dude working at the Daily Planet.

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- Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-23 02:25:03
  
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  the fact that superman is average compared to people on his home planet is irrelevant, as the question asked who was better out of BATMAN or superman, not superman's relatives and superman.
  
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  - Ertrov - replied 2011-02-10 17:31:32
    
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    I think he means that on Krypton, Supes has no powers. His planet had a red sun, Earth's is yellow. The yellow sun gives him his powers.
    
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    - Jackylegs - replied 2011-02-10 21:13:27
      
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      Exactly. And with those powers he can kick the shit out of Batman. It didn't say anywhere that the contest was held somewhere with a red sun.
      
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      - Ertrov - replied 2011-02-11 16:30:02
        
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        True that.
        
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Kradon666 - replied 2009-11-12 13:42:53

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Batman is a fucking ninja... nuff said.

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fuzzyelvis - replied 2010-05-13 17:48:50

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technically batman does have a cyritonite ring that superman gave him so batman. Plus he looks much more manlier (don't know how to spell)
than underwear outside pants.

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defmid26 - replied 2010-07-28 07:33:54

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- SleepyBunnies - replied 2011-02-10 21:46:52
  
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  Green Lantern is the best...
  
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaron - replied 2009-11-13 04:59:51

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Superman. No contest

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- Albane - replied 2010-08-09 05:52:14
  
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  Screw the Batman Goth bandwagon. Superman would rip out Batmans heart in an instant if he wanted to. Batman can't even take a bullet to the face and survive.
  
  The people of Superman's planet had gadgets way beyond anything Batman ever had or will had. So his people are actually smarter.
  
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  - Dinosaurus - replied 2010-08-11 07:40:12
    
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    thats because bat man isnt dumb enough to walk into a line of fire from a gun.
    im not arguing btw. because lets all face it. superman would grind his face on every curb in the world but i still like batman more. he uses the shadows to his advantage. ((: it makes him twice as cooler :D
    
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    - Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-23 02:26:20
      
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      batman might not be dumb enough, but superman doesn't even have to be smart enough, it won't hurt him either way.
      
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      - Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-09-23 04:08:03
        
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        batmans already the only human that has kicked supermans ass. its in the comics. he has a kryptonite ring he keeps with him in a lead case just in case supes gets out of hand. so this goes to batman. not because hes in a black suit but because he's fucking strong
        
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        Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-23 04:19:22
        
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        how does batman evade laser vision then?
        
        Answer: HE DOESN'T
        
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        Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-09-23 18:23:47
        
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        hes the fucking batman. besides he'd figure out some way to make superman weaker like his kryptonite ring or confuse superman somehow
        
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        Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-23 22:44:54
        
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        confuse him into not using laser vision? okaaay...
        
        laser vision = instant death if he looks at you and wants you dead.
        
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        Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-09-24 16:28:53
        
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        no. superman could never kill anyone. he's a pussy who wears his underwear on the outside
        
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        Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-25 01:24:26
        
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        it's not about how they wear their underwear, it's about whose powers would win the fight.
        
        See the argument above about laser vision.
        
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        Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-09-25 06:31:07
        
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        i cant reply to your next comment xD buuut if you read the comics there are countless times that batman beats superman
        
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        imfrikknbad - replied 2010-09-25 06:36:02
        
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        Yes agreed.
        In common sense you'd think Superman would destroy batman but in the comics its already been settled.
        
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        Jackylegs - replied 2010-09-25 15:43:59
        
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        superman let him win, anyway I'd be interested to see how batman does it?
        
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mandah96 - replied 2009-11-13 06:49:28

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Batman
The Dark Knight is a great movie.

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Cassnday - replied 2009-11-13 07:29:45

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BATMAN

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bjmoatess - replied 2010-05-13 17:14:05

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Batman i was named after him

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- Curuba - replied 2010-08-09 06:04:56
  
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  wow...
  poor kid.
  imagine your name is somethin like:
  Batman Smith
  That would be horrible
  
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  - Dinosaurus - replied 2010-08-11 07:41:42
    
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    or maybe something like Bruce Wayne :P
    
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Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-05-13 18:55:21

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depends on who's writing the story. duhh.

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Tremp20k - replied 2010-05-15 03:03:32

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Batman is better the saying "A hero is only as good as his villains" says it all. I mean who has better and more plausible villains (apart from a few like poison ivy) than batman

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Ertrov - replied 2010-07-28 06:12:55

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Who cares? Hulk could kill them both, in the dark, using one arm, with the flu.

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- Spencerwins2x - replied 2010-09-23 04:09:32
  
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  no he couldnt
  
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  - Ertrov - replied 2010-09-25 17:49:59
    
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    Oh, he could. You see, the more you attack the Hulk, the stronger he gets. In one of the few times the Marvel and DC Universes clashed, Hulk broke Superman's jaw in the first hit. Luckily for Clark, he flew away. Also, the only time anyone has equaled Hulk's power was at the end of WWH, when he and The Sentry went toe to toe. They both ended up reverting to their normal human states. But Sentry has the power of a million exploding suns and is way more powerful than Superman or Batman.
    
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mjbrownjr - replied 2010-07-28 06:41:42

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Batman: Got his back broken by Bane, busted his ass to heal and get his strength back.
Superman: Got his ass whooped by Doomsday, faked his own death so he could heal and train.
Batman: If she's hot and freaky in gotham he's banged her or is banging her
Superman: Supposedly scored with Lois Lane 1 time.... that's it!

'Nuff Said

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Logos385 - replied 2010-09-23 18:28:29

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Goku johnecash, Goku.

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Campincarl - replied 2011-02-11 17:35:50

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I think this guy wins

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wertz3 - replied 2009-11-12 13:55:15

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Batman is awesome

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DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-05-14 07:28:51

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its obvious here. batman i mean he doesnt have super powers but can still kick supermans ass because he has the kryptonite with him at all times in case superman is to go crazy....

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dxmagma - replied 2010-05-14 07:31:54

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BATMAHN BEGIHNS

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DennisDee - replied 2010-05-14 07:51:38

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Batman: rich,awesome toys,gets all the ladies
Superman: awesome powers, Hanes underwear, and glasses.

im going with batman.

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thefoxisback - replied 2010-05-15 03:19:31

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Batman way better better looking cooler movies and stories and the villians have powers in the old movies and he doesn't. superman is bad coz he cant die so its boring (other than cyroptonite or whatever). Also Batman Movies are amazing and so is Batman Arkham Asylum :-) no contest :p

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CrazyJay - replied 2010-05-15 05:09:10

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Considering what Batman has done without superpowers, I would say he's the superior hero.

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BEASTY - replied 2010-08-09 05:48:20

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superman is invulnerable to everything except kryptonite (and magic but that was just put in for a game!) but batman is way cooler and has a awesome car :D

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