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Posted: 2009-11-12 09:17:48
Psst.

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Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
I'll just refer you to a conversation i had on omegle. see below:

You: i'm batman
Stranger: I'm superman
Stranger: I'm stronger than you
You: i'm smarter than you
Stranger: I have actual super powers...
You: i don't need them
Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
You: Maybe i want them to die?
Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
You: you're not a superhero
You: you're just a freak alien
Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
You: also, my costume is better, you can't deny that
Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
Stranger: it looks so much more fun
Stranger: you're just a goth in all that black and grey
You: and you're a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
You: you mean that cucumber you use?
Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
You: so why do you always make them so small?
Stranger: they're so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
Stranger: unless i'm currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
You: .... i'm richer than you
Stranger: i don't need money
Stranger: anyway i'm becoming a super villain
You: says the hobo
Stranger: so i'll be stealing it all
Stranger: along with all your gadgets
You: well then, that settles it. if you're a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win
Posted: 2009-11-12 13:48:18 Report Reply
Agreed Thor is a God
Posted: 2010-09-25 06:38:34 Report Reply
Batman for sure. On Superman's own planet, he is just as normal as the next guy. The fact that he ended up on Earth because his shitty planet got destroyed says what a good race that was. Batman actually made himself a beast. It wasn't a mere coincidence with him. And shit, I would rather be Batman anyway. On his off time, he is Billionaire Bruce Wayne. Superman, he is a broke ass dude working at the Daily Planet.
Posted: 2010-05-14 08:09:18 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
the fact that superman is average compared to people on his home planet is irrelevant, as the question asked who was better out of BATMAN or superman, not superman's relatives and superman.
Posted: 2010-09-23 02:25:03 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
I think he means that on Krypton, Supes has no powers. His planet had a red sun, Earth's is yellow. The yellow sun gives him his powers.
Posted: 2011-02-10 17:31:32 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
Exactly. And with those powers he can kick the shit out of Batman. It didn't say anywhere that the contest was held somewhere with a red sun.
Posted: 2011-02-10 21:13:27 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
True that.
Posted: 2011-02-11 16:30:02 Report Reply
Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
Batman is a fucking ninja... nuff said.
Posted: 2009-11-12 13:42:53 Report Reply
technically batman does have a cyritonite ring that superman gave him so batman. Plus he looks much more manlier (don't know how to spell)
than underwear outside pants.
Posted: 2010-05-13 17:48:50 Report Reply
Green Lantern is the best...
Posted: 2011-02-10 21:46:52 Report Reply
Superman. No contest
Posted: 2009-11-13 04:59:51 Report Reply
Albane
Albane
Rank: #106
Screw the Batman Goth bandwagon. Superman would rip out Batmans heart in an instant if he wanted to. Batman can't even take a bullet to the face and survive.

The people of Superman's planet had gadgets way beyond anything Batman ever had or will had. So his people are actually smarter.
Posted: 2010-08-09 05:52:14 Report Reply
thats because bat man isnt dumb enough to walk into a line of fire from a gun.
im not arguing btw. because lets all face it. superman would grind his face on every curb in the world but i still like batman more. he uses the shadows to his advantage. ((: it makes him twice as cooler :D
Posted: 2010-08-11 07:40:12 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
batman might not be dumb enough, but superman doesn't even have to be smart enough, it won't hurt him either way.
Posted: 2010-09-23 02:26:20 Report Reply
batmans already the only human that has kicked supermans ass. its in the comics. he has a kryptonite ring he keeps with him in a lead case just in case supes gets out of hand. so this goes to batman. not because hes in a black suit but because he's fucking strong
Posted: 2010-09-23 04:08:03 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
how does batman evade laser vision then?

Answer: HE DOESN'T
Posted: 2010-09-23 04:19:22 Report Reply
hes the fucking batman. besides he'd figure out some way to make superman weaker like his kryptonite ring or confuse superman somehow
Posted: 2010-09-23 18:23:47 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
confuse him into not using laser vision? okaaay...

laser vision = instant death if he looks at you and wants you dead.
Posted: 2010-09-23 22:44:54 Report Reply
no. superman could never kill anyone. he's a pussy who wears his underwear on the outside
Posted: 2010-09-24 16:28:53 Report Reply
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
it's not about how they wear their underwear, it's about whose powers would win the fight.

See the argument above about laser vision.
Posted: 2010-09-25 01:24:26 Report
i cant reply to your next comment xD buuut if you read the comics there are countless times that batman beats superman
Posted: 2010-09-25 06:31:07 Report Reply
Yes agreed.
In common sense you'd think Superman would destroy batman but in the comics its already been settled.
Posted: 2010-09-25 06:36:02 Report
Jackylegs
Jackylegs
Rank: #115
superman let him win, anyway I'd be interested to see how batman does it?
Posted: 2010-09-25 15:43:59 Report
mandah96
mandah96
Rank: #212
Batman
The Dark Knight is a great movie.
Posted: 2009-11-13 06:49:28 Report Reply
Cassnday
Cassnday
Rank: #561
BATMAN
Posted: 2009-11-13 07:29:45 Report Reply
bjmoatess
Rank: #952
Batman i was named after him
Posted: 2010-05-13 17:14:05 Report Reply
Curuba
Curuba
Rank: #217
wow...
poor kid.
imagine your name is somethin like:
Batman Smith
That would be horrible
Posted: 2010-08-09 06:04:56 Report Reply
or maybe something like Bruce Wayne :P
Posted: 2010-08-11 07:41:42 Report Reply
depends on who's writing the story. duhh.
Posted: 2010-05-13 18:55:21 Report Reply
Tremp20k
Tremp20k
Rank: #78
Batman is better the saying "A hero is only as good as his villains" says it all. I mean who has better and more plausible villains (apart from a few like poison ivy) than batman
Posted: 2010-05-15 03:03:32 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Who cares? Hulk could kill them both, in the dark, using one arm, with the flu.
Posted: 2010-07-28 06:12:55 Report Reply
no he couldnt
Posted: 2010-09-23 04:09:32 Report Reply
Ertrov
Ertrov
Rank: #40
Oh, he could. You see, the more you attack the Hulk, the stronger he gets. In one of the few times the Marvel and DC Universes clashed, Hulk broke Superman's jaw in the first hit. Luckily for Clark, he flew away. Also, the only time anyone has equaled Hulk's power was at the end of WWH, when he and The Sentry went toe to toe. They both ended up reverting to their normal human states. But Sentry has the power of a million exploding suns and is way more powerful than Superman or Batman.
Posted: 2010-09-25 17:49:59 Report Reply
mjbrownjr
mjbrownjr
Rank: #576
Batman: Got his back broken by Bane, busted his ass to heal and get his strength back.
Superman: Got his ass whooped by Doomsday, faked his own death so he could heal and train.
Batman: If she's hot and freaky in gotham he's banged her or is banging her
Superman: Supposedly scored with Lois Lane 1 time.... that's it!

'Nuff Said
Posted: 2010-07-28 06:41:42 Report Reply
Logos385
Logos385
Rank: #181
Goku johnecash, Goku.
Posted: 2010-09-23 18:28:29 Report Reply
I think this guy wins

Batman Bin Suparman - Superman Or Batman? who is better

Posted: 2011-02-11 17:35:50 Report Reply
wertz3
wertz3
Rank: #322
Batman is awesome
Posted: 2009-11-12 13:55:15 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #6
its obvious here. batman i mean he doesnt have super powers but can still kick supermans ass because he has the kryptonite with him at all times in case superman is to go crazy....
Posted: 2010-05-14 07:28:51 Report Reply
dxmagma
dxmagma
Rank: #565
BATMAHN BEGIHNS
Posted: 2010-05-14 07:31:54 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #98
Batman: rich,awesome toys,gets all the ladies
Superman: awesome powers, Hanes underwear, and glasses.

im going with batman.
Posted: 2010-05-14 07:51:38 Report Reply
Batman way better better looking cooler movies and stories and the villians have powers in the old movies and he doesn't. superman is bad coz he cant die so its boring (other than cyroptonite or whatever). Also Batman Movies are amazing and so is Batman Arkham Asylum :-) no contest :p
Posted: 2010-05-15 03:19:31 Report Reply
CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #107
Considering what Batman has done without superpowers, I would say he's the superior hero.
Posted: 2010-05-15 05:09:10 Report Reply
BEASTY
BEASTY
Rank: #44
superman is invulnerable to everything except kryptonite (and magic but that was just put in for a game!) but batman is way cooler and has a awesome car :D
Posted: 2010-08-09 05:48:20 Report Reply
in a fight it has to be superman he cant die batman can
Posted: 2010-08-11 09:37:55 Report Reply
juniper
juniper
Rank: #131
Batman... better villains.


batman villains - Superman Or Batman? who is better

Posted: 2010-09-23 02:55:08 Report Reply
Jabori
Jabori
Rank: #242
i rest my case

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Posted: 2010-09-23 18:38:58 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #50
Ironman.
Posted: 2011-02-10 21:26:30 Report Reply

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