Superman Or Batman? who is better
I dont know the answer to this question who is better Superman Or Batman? PLZ tell me what u think.

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Posted: 2009-11-12 09:17:48
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Batman for sure. On Superman's own planet, he is just as normal as the next guy. The fact that he ended up on Earth because his shitty planet got destroyed says what a good race that was. Batman actually made himself a beast. It wasn't a mere coincidence with him. And shit, I would rather be Batman anyway. On his off time, he is Billionaire Bruce Wayne. Superman, he is a broke ass dude working at the Daily Planet.
technically batman does have a cyritonite ring that superman gave him so batman. Plus he looks much more manlier (don't know how to spell)
than underwear outside pants.
than underwear outside pants.
Screw the Batman Goth bandwagon. Superman would rip out Batmans heart in an instant if he wanted to. Batman can't even take a bullet to the face and survive.
The people of Superman's planet had gadgets way beyond anything Batman ever had or will had. So his people are actually smarter.
The people of Superman's planet had gadgets way beyond anything Batman ever had or will had. So his people are actually smarter.
thats because bat man isnt dumb enough to walk into a line of fire from a gun.
im not arguing btw. because lets all face it. superman would grind his face on every curb in the world but i still like batman more. he uses the shadows to his advantage. ((: it makes him twice as cooler :D
im not arguing btw. because lets all face it. superman would grind his face on every curb in the world but i still like batman more. he uses the shadows to his advantage. ((: it makes him twice as cooler :D
batmans already the only human that has kicked supermans ass. its in the comics. he has a kryptonite ring he keeps with him in a lead case just in case supes gets out of hand. so this goes to batman. not because hes in a black suit but because he's fucking strong
hes the fucking batman. besides he'd figure out some way to make superman weaker like his kryptonite ring or confuse superman somehow
no. superman could never kill anyone. he's a pussy who wears his underwear on the outside
i cant reply to your next comment xD buuut if you read the comics there are countless times that batman beats superman
Yes agreed.
In common sense you'd think Superman would destroy batman but in the comics its already been settled.
In common sense you'd think Superman would destroy batman but in the comics its already been settled.
Posted: 2010-09-25 06:36:02 Report
or maybe something like Bruce Wayne :P
depends on who's writing the story. duhh.
Oh, he could. You see, the more you attack the Hulk, the stronger he gets. In one of the few times the Marvel and DC Universes clashed, Hulk broke Superman's jaw in the first hit. Luckily for Clark, he flew away. Also, the only time anyone has equaled Hulk's power was at the end of WWH, when he and The Sentry went toe to toe. They both ended up reverting to their normal human states. But Sentry has the power of a million exploding suns and is way more powerful than Superman or Batman.
Batman: Got his back broken by Bane, busted his ass to heal and get his strength back.
Superman: Got his ass whooped by Doomsday, faked his own death so he could heal and train.
Batman: If she's hot and freaky in gotham he's banged her or is banging her
Superman: Supposedly scored with Lois Lane 1 time.... that's it!
'Nuff Said
Superman: Got his ass whooped by Doomsday, faked his own death so he could heal and train.
Batman: If she's hot and freaky in gotham he's banged her or is banging her
Superman: Supposedly scored with Lois Lane 1 time.... that's it!
'Nuff Said
its obvious here. batman i mean he doesnt have super powers but can still kick supermans ass because he has the kryptonite with him at all times in case superman is to go crazy....
Batman way better better looking cooler movies and stories and the villians have powers in the old movies and he doesn't. superman is bad coz he cant die so its boring (other than cyroptonite or whatever). Also Batman Movies are amazing and so is Batman Arkham Asylum :-) no contest :p
in a fight it has to be superman he cant die batman can
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