Superman Or Batman? Who is better?

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I don't know the answer to this question who is better Superman Or Batman? Tell me who is better?

  • qwad
  • November 12, 2009, 9:17 am
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    I'll just refer you to a conversation i had on omegle. see below:

    You: i'm batman
    Stranger: I'm superman
    Stranger: I'm stronger than you
    You: i'm smarter than you
    Stranger: I have actual super powers...
    You: i don't need them
    Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
    You: Maybe i want them to die?
    Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
    You: you're not a superhero
    You: you're just a freak alien
    Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
    You: also, my costume is better, you can't deny that
    Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
    Stranger: it looks so much more fun
    Stranger: you're just a goth in all that black and grey
    You: and you're a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
    Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
    You: you mean that cucumber you use?
    Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
    You: so why do you always make them so small?
    Stranger: they're so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
    Stranger: unless i'm currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
    You: .... i'm richer than you
    Stranger: i don't need money
    Stranger: anyway i'm becoming a super villain
    You: says the hobo
    Stranger: so i'll be stealing it all
    Stranger: along with all your gadgets
    You: well then, that settles it. if you're a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win

    • Dannyl
    • November 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
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    Thor

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    Batman for sure. On Superman's own planet, he is just as normal as the next guy. The fact that he ended up on Earth because his shitty planet got destroyed says what a good race that was. Batman actually made himself a beast. It wasn't a mere coincidence with him. And shit, I would rather be Batman anyway. On his off time, he is Billionaire Bruce Wayne. Superman, he is a broke ass dude working at the Daily Planet.

    I think he means that on Krypton, Supes has no powers. His planet had a red sun, Earth's is yellow. The yellow sun gives him his powers.
    - Ertrov February 10, 2011, 5:31 pm
    Exactly. And with those powers he can kick the shit out of Batman. It didn't say anywhere that the contest was held somewhere with a red sun.
    - Jackylegs February 10, 2011, 9:13 pm
    True that.
    - Ertrov February 11, 2011, 4:30 pm
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    Batman is a fucking ninja... nuff said.

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    technically batman does have a cyritonite ring that superman gave him so batman. Plus he looks much more manlier (don't know how to spell)
    than underwear outside pants.

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    greenlantern - superman or batman? who is better?

    Green Lantern is the best...
    - SleepyBunnies February 10, 2011, 9:46 pm
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    Superman. No contest

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    Batman
    The Dark Knight is a great movie.

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    BATMAN

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    Batman i was named after him

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    depends on who's writing the story. duhh.

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    Epic

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    Batman is better the saying "A hero is only as good as his villains" says it all. I mean who has better and more plausible villains (apart from a few like poison ivy) than batman

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    Who cares? Hulk could kill them both, in the dark, using one arm, with the flu.

    • Ertrov
    • July 28, 2010, 6:12 am
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    Batman: Got his back broken by Bane, busted his ass to heal and get his strength back.
    Superman: Got his ass whooped by Doomsday, faked his own death so he could heal and train.
    Batman: If she's hot and freaky in gotham he's banged her or is banging her
    Superman: Supposedly scored with Lois Lane 1 time.... that's it!

    'Nuff Said

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    wow...
    poor kid.
    imagine your name is somethin like:
    Batman Smith
    That would be horrible

    • Curuba
    • August 9, 2010, 6:04 am
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    Goku johnecash, Goku.

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    I think this guy wins
    Batman Bin Suparman

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    Batman is awesome

    • wertz3
    • November 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
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    its obvious here. batman i mean he doesnt have super powers but can still kick supermans ass because he has the kryptonite with him at all times in case superman is to go crazy....

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    BATMAHN BEGIHNS

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    Batman: rich,awesome toys,gets all the ladies
    Superman: awesome powers, Hanes underwear, and glasses.

    im going with batman.

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    Batman way better better looking cooler movies and stories and the villians have powers in the old movies and he doesn't. superman is bad coz he cant die so its boring (other than cyroptonite or whatever). Also Batman Movies are amazing and so is Batman Arkham Asylum :-) no contest :p

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    Considering what Batman has done without superpowers, I would say he's the superior hero.

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    superman is invulnerable to everything except kryptonite (and magic but that was just put in for a game!) but batman is way cooler and has a awesome car :D

    • BEASTY
    • August 9, 2010, 5:48 am
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    Screw the Batman Goth bandwagon. Superman would rip out Batmans heart in an instant if he wanted to. Batman can't even take a bullet to the face and survive.

    The people of Superman's planet had gadgets way beyond anything Batman ever had or will had. So his people are actually smarter.

    • Albane
    • August 9, 2010, 5:52 am
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    thats because bat man isnt dumb enough to walk into a line of fire from a gun.
    im not arguing btw. because lets all face it. superman would grind his face on every curb in the world but i still like batman more. he uses the shadows to his advantage. ((: it makes him twice as cooler :D

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    or maybe something like Bruce Wayne :P

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    in a fight it has to be superman he cant die batman can

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    Batman... better villains.


    batman villains

    • juniper
    • September 23, 2010, 2:55 am
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    i rest my case
    batman - superman or batman? who is better?

    • Jabori
    • September 23, 2010, 6:38 pm
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    Ironman.

    • ember
    • February 10, 2011, 9:26 pm
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    chuck norris

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