Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.

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  • 1

    Thats great hahahahaha

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    Lmao, oh wow it took me a second to get it, I'm so slow and that was so funny! XD
    +3

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    me no get it?

    • BEASTY
    • November 9, 2010, 11:45 am
    The bullet traveled through the emptiness in her head where the brain was supposed to be and shot her finger off.
    - CallMeGoogle November 9, 2010, 11:57 am
    ohhh ok
    lol
    - BEASTY November 10, 2010, 7:50 am
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    Why is this under pictures? This got me so worried when I saw that it was under Pics.

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  • 1

    i lol'd. then i remembered...im blond...

    Clearly you are, you spelled "blonde" wrong. ;)
    - Dragkyre January 18, 2011, 3:03 am
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    lol

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    +3

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