Stupid Instructions

On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.
On a package of airline peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.
On a chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a mirror for a bicycle helmet: Remember -- objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a bottle of flavored-milk drink: After opening, keep upright.
On a steering-wheel lock: Warning -- remove lock before driving.
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of a box: "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

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  • 1

    You know, for each of those warnings and reasons, it means somebody at somepoint in time must of complained/tried it xD

    very good point +1 to you.
    - mariofox03 July 30, 2011, 8:48 pm
    Why thank you mariofox! :D
    - DarkHunter July 30, 2011, 8:49 pm
    Why your welcome DarkHunter! :D
    - mariofox03 July 31, 2011, 6:47 pm
    Indeed, I +1ed you back.
    - DarkHunter July 31, 2011, 6:49 pm
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    My favorite one would have to be the mirror for the bicycle helmet.

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    Maybe your Superman costume doesn't make you able to fly. Mine does, seeAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ow.

    • Ertrov
    • July 30, 2011, 9:41 pm
    dude you forgot to make the woooosh sound. it only works when you make the woooosh sound.
    - 24paperwings July 31, 2011, 2:34 am
    - Ertrov August 2, 2011, 7:56 pm
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    Oh! I found one today! On a carton of egg whites: Allergy Warning: Contains eggs.

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    DAMNIT, you ruined my day, I got this superman costume for nothing!
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    That's ok... I'm sure Superman would look down at you for following in his footsteps
    - mariofox03 August 2, 2011, 6:41 pm
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