On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.
On a package of airline peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.
On a chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a mirror for a bicycle helmet: Remember -- objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a bottle of flavored-milk drink: After opening, keep upright.
On a steering-wheel lock: Warning -- remove lock before driving.
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of a box: "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".