Stuff that was on my mind on a Friday morning

It just hit me that I and a load of other people still have our old Pokemon Cards from when they were hot shit.

There's no mental anguish like when you're reading a nice book about god knows what situation and then the story turns to emo-vampires, thank you Stephanie Myere, for killing an entire generation of reading material.

Human beings can run twice as fast if they have to use the bathroom.

Jesus was either black or Arab, yet all the pictures show him as a white dude, what the hell?

The only reason any of us watched Cartoon Network to begin with was for the Anime, and now CN is slowly moving out of Japanese stuff, so....what now?

Global warming my left nut! It's snowing outside...and it's almost April!

Take a good, long, retrospective look at just what Kingdom Hearts is, gauge how long it takes for the sheer WTF to set in.

Almost everyone here watches Phineas and Ferb, 9/10 people will deny this.

Odds are your parents have tried anal.

In 20 years, rap will be what Elvis is to us...old people music.

There will probably never be "human intelligence" in robots, humans are random as shit, when a robot starts doing a Robin Williams impression while doing the conga, then I'll believe.

No matter how old you are, no one will call you out for watching a Pixar movie.

Funky Town is stuck in my head, odds are it's in yours now.

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    THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

    SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT

    LIKE MAYBE

    SHITPOSTING ON 4CHAN, FINDING A NEW MEME, OR JERKING OFF IN OUR BATHROOMS
    ACTING LIKE A BITCH, USING EMOTICONS OR SODOMIZING OURSELVES WITH BROOMS

    EATING CHICKEN STRIPS, DOING RE-EDITS, PLAYING A FUN GAME OF TAG
    PRACTICE POLEDANCING, EXPLORE SEXUALITY, AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE A FAG

    AS YOU CAN SEE THERE'S QUITE A BIT OF SHIT TO DO BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL
    SO STICK WITH US AND ALL OF THE SHITPOSTERS CAN OVERDOSE ON ADDERALL

    MOOOOOOM, ANON'S BEING A FAG AGAIN

    I definitely just sang that out loud.
    - Ertrov August 15, 2012, 3:27 am
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  • 1

    The only reason I watched cartoon network was for DBZ... But then I couldn't catch the show anymore and I wasn't able to finish the series :(

    Luckily I managed to download the entire series from beginning to end! ^_^

    • Disco
    • August 15, 2012, 9:30 am
    DBZ is so amazing, that shit will never get old for me
    - poopiteepoop August 15, 2012, 11:50 am
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