Son of a bitch

Okay this is funny at least I think it is lol

My friend ryan told me this story about his grandpa and here it is.

Okay he was in Iowa and he seen some guy on a telephone pole getting ready to commit suicide, and the guy asks somebody for a cigarette, and his grandpa says I'll buy you a whole damn pack if you jump you son of a bitch. Then his grandpa got escorted away by police and the guy jumped and his foot got rapped in the telephone wire and he got shoked but didn't die somehow lol.

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    Don't be a drama queen and just shoot yourself at home

    • Dannyl
    • July 29, 2010, 6:27 am
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    i think that if your going to commit suicide you should at least make it entertaining.
    example: swan dive off empire state building while clutching a live grenade.

    someone will probably hate me for this but i stopped caring long ago

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  • 2

    if you want free smokes climb to top of a telephone pole.

    • gw2250
    • July 29, 2010, 6:19 am
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  • 2

    be friends with ryans grandpa. Hes awesome!

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  • 2

    Setting women's standards waaay to high one commercial at a time. thanks assholes at Old Spice.

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  • 1

    If you are going to commit suicide, make sure to jump away from power and telephone lines.

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  • 1

    that u get a free pack of cigarettes if u "jump"

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  • 1

    XD b4 you jump wait till someone yells do a flip!!!!

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    I can't hate you purely based on the fact that you said swan dive

    • Dannyl
    • July 29, 2010, 11:13 pm
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    If your gonna kill yourself make sure someones watching.
    You'll never know what'll happen

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