Son of a bitch
Okay this is funny at least I think it is lol
My friend ryan told me this story about his grandpa and here it is.
Okay he was in Iowa and he seen some guy on a telephone pole getting ready to commit suicide, and the guy asks somebody for a cigarette, and his grandpa says I'll buy you a whole damn pack if you jump you son of a bitch. Then his grandpa got escorted away by police and the guy jumped and his foot got rapped in the telephone wire and he got shoked but didn't die somehow lol.
My friend ryan told me this story about his grandpa and here it is.
Okay he was in Iowa and he seen some guy on a telephone pole getting ready to commit suicide, and the guy asks somebody for a cigarette, and his grandpa says I'll buy you a whole damn pack if you jump you son of a bitch. Then his grandpa got escorted away by police and the guy jumped and his foot got rapped in the telephone wire and he got shoked but didn't die somehow lol.
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Posted: 2010-07-29 02:19:26
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i think that if your going to commit suicide you should at least make it entertaining.
example: swan dive off empire state building while clutching a live grenade.
someone will probably hate me for this but i stopped caring long ago
example: swan dive off empire state building while clutching a live grenade.
someone will probably hate me for this but i stopped caring long ago
be friends with ryans grandpa. Hes awesome!
that u get a free pack of cigarettes if u "jump"
XD b4 you jump wait till someone yells do a flip!!!!
If your gonna kill yourself make sure someones watching.
You'll never know what'll happen
You'll never know what'll happen
Same way birds don't get shocked when they land on electrical wires, there's no where for the current to go as they are not making contact with the floor so it doesn't electrocute them :D and they say I was bad at physics (please don't correct me now) lol!
But yeah, lucky guy +2
But yeah, lucky guy +2
i can sell cigarettes for 2 dollars ea =o tell ryans g-dad im finna jump off a light pole =)
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