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Son of a bitch

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Okay this is funny at least I think it is lol

My friend ryan told me this story about his grandpa and here it is.

Okay he was in Iowa and he seen some guy on a telephone pole getting ready to commit suicide, and the guy asks somebody for a cigarette, and his grandpa says I'll buy you a whole damn pack if you jump you son of a bitch. Then his grandpa got escorted away by police and the guy jumped and his foot got rapped in the telephone wire and he got shoked but didn't die somehow lol.
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Posted: 2010-07-29 02:19:26

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    tacolad - replied 2010-07-29 03:29:14
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    ..............and the moral of the story is...?
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      Dannyl - replied 2010-07-29 06:27:07
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      Don't be a drama queen and just shoot yourself at home
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        drakengard85 - replied 2010-07-29 14:17:47
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        i think that if your going to commit suicide you should at least make it entertaining.
        example: swan dive off empire state building while clutching a live grenade.

        someone will probably hate me for this but i stopped caring long ago
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          Dannyl - replied 2010-07-29 23:13:21
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          I can't hate you purely based on the fact that you said swan dive

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            Jofus1992 - replied 2010-07-30 01:02:02
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            Setting women's standards waaay to high one commercial at a time. thanks assholes at Old Spice.
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      gw2250 - replied 2010-07-29 06:19:30
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      if you want free smokes climb to top of a telephone pole.
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      GinjaNinja - replied 2010-07-29 06:46:09
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      be friends with ryans grandpa. Hes awesome!
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      defmid26 - replied 2010-07-29 05:35:50
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      If you are going to commit suicide, make sure to jump away from power and telephone lines.
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      thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-29 07:25:57
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      that u get a free pack of cigarettes if u "jump"
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        destroyer124 - replied 2010-07-29 17:58:08
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        XD b4 you jump wait till someone yells do a flip!!!!
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      HeartlessAngel - replied 2010-07-30 01:12:45
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      If your gonna kill yourself make sure someones watching.
      You'll never know what'll happen
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    SuDoku - replied 2010-07-29 06:49:02
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    Same way birds don't get shocked when they land on electrical wires, there's no where for the current to go as they are not making contact with the floor so it doesn't electrocute them :D and they say I was bad at physics (please don't correct me now) lol!
    But yeah, lucky guy +2
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-29 18:42:53
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    i can sell cigarettes for 2 dollars ea =o tell ryans g-dad im finna jump off a light pole =)
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