So I punched my fiance, in the face, last night. (Read before judging.)

Note: thumbnail pic is stage makeup.

Getting into bed and goofing off last night my fiancé and I have little rituals we do before going to sleep.

I have to have my specific pillows, she has to have her giant teddy bear and a very specific pillow.

messing around she threw my favorite pillow across the room. so in turn I tossed her teddy bear AND her fav pillow.

She got out of bed and went and gathered all 3, but refused to let me have my pillow back, and she held it hostage beneath her, clamped onto it with a vice like grip.

She sits up and goes to hand me my pillow, so in jest I grabbed her teddy bear by the head and went to give it one last toss across the room, just as she sees me doing this she slams down with her hands on the bear, I lose my grip and end up punching her, full force in the nose/eye socket ( she has a small head, I have a big fist. So she pretty much caught it with her face.)

She is sitting there hands on her face, not making any noise.

and I'm trying to not bust out laughing while saying sorry at the same time. My way of fixing this situation, besides making sure she is ok...

"you can punch me in the face if you want, and by face I mean arm"

next thing I know this tiny little woman gives me a dead arm... needless to say she went to bed with a headache, and I went to bed with a bruised arm... still eneded up laughing more then I should have.

Anyone else got a funny/tragically funny story like this?


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    My friend and I, a year or two ago, where in Gym class playing badminton. We were playing with two people per a team and she was my partner. So when the other team hit the birdie across the net I go to hit it and don't notice my friend come full speed running at me. So when I'm just about to hit the birdie a tennis racket comes full force and hits me in the face. It hurt like hell and my lip was swollen for the rest of the school day. And the whole time I was trying to figure out what happen my friend is just standing there laughing their ass off so hard they start to cry and fall on the floor so I start to laugh to from this and that made it hurt even more, and everything was just one giant mess.

    great story lol
    - decrotie2004 September 27, 2013, 1:14 pm
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    LOL! I love this
    - decrotie2004 October 2, 2013, 8:43 am
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    Once my girlfriend told me she was going to smoke.
    So I sliced off her nipples.
    She cut off my dong.
    We laughed and laughed

    you have an odd sense of humor...
    - beanertroll September 29, 2013, 12:27 am
    Humor?
    - Inedibleedible October 2, 2013, 12:28 am
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    I'd be in huge trouble if I did that.

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