Smartass of the Year

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  • mienftw
  • November 23, 2009, 5:42 pm
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    LOL that is one of the best WINS i have seen in a long time +3
    Here are some more;


    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it,the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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    lol Teacher - 1, Student - 0... gf kid

    • Junkie
    • November 23, 2009, 5:56 pm
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  • 2

    absolutely awesome. was not expecting that.

    • jedi870
    • November 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
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    win in it's purest form

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    haha i bet he has no friends now.

    • Diego
    • November 24, 2009, 11:30 am
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    Teacher of the Year

    • Jozzoh
    • December 3, 2009, 1:25 pm
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    That blindsided me. +3

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    I love it when teachers have a sense of humor!

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  • 1

    haha nice, i wish my teachers were that cool

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    WIN

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    zing!

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    holy shit that's awesome

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    lmao PWNED

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    YES! WIINNN!!

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    hahahahahahaha that shows that smart a$$

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    TEACHER - FTW!!

    • Stoy
    • November 24, 2009, 7:54 am
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    BUUURN

    • Zink
    • November 24, 2009, 8:08 am
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    epic win +3

    • stewiz
    • November 24, 2009, 9:35 am
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    thats wat happens when a teacher owns a student

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    lolz funny teachers FTW and smart arsesFTL.
    shit im a sarcastic smart arse like that.

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    epic. GG

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    LOL! +3

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    very nice professor!!! now get us off this island!!!

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  • 1

    That came out of nowhere.
    fucking awesome teacher

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  • 1

    holy shit BURN!!!! ha ha he got owned

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  • 1

    heard this a million times, but funny as crap each time i hear it. +3

    • gwa2003
    • December 14, 2009, 6:00 pm
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    LOL

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    teacher win

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    PWND

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    hahahaha

    • DocSir
    • January 4, 2010, 6:06 pm
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    lol this kid was mega owned

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    Feel the burn kid feel the burn

    • peace
    • January 16, 2010, 3:24 pm
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    that teacher is now my hero

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    twice

    • Smokey
    • January 22, 2010, 2:12 am
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    oh man he just got his thunder bo-jacked! thats awesome

    • renoB
    • February 7, 2010, 8:06 am
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    Smart someback but wow teachers fast!

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    pwnd

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    OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

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  • 1

    guess who's gonna try this tomorrow at school?..:)

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  • 1

    fatality too

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    ooooo you got burned

    • hightec
    • September 24, 2010, 1:33 pm
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    The class must have gone nuts, lol.

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