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Posted: 2009-11-23 17:42:57
Psst.

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Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #107
LOL that is one of the best WINS i have seen in a long time +3
Here are some more;


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it,the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Posted: 2009-11-23 21:31:39 Report Reply
Junkie
Junkie
Rank: #218
lol Teacher - 1, Student - 0... gf kid
Posted: 2009-11-23 17:56:23 Report Reply
fatality too
Posted: 2010-07-09 16:19:05 Report Reply
jedi870
jedi870
Rank: #323
absolutely awesome. was not expecting that.
Posted: 2009-11-23 18:11:47 Report Reply
win in it's purest form
Posted: 2009-11-24 10:45:21 Report Reply
Diego
Diego
Rank: #468
haha i bet he has no friends now.
Posted: 2009-11-24 11:30:21 Report Reply
DocSir
Rank: #447
hahahaha
Posted: 2010-01-04 18:06:43 Report Reply
Jozzoh
Jozzoh
Rank: #102
Teacher of the Year
Posted: 2009-12-03 13:25:29 Report Reply
Jofus1992
Jofus1992
Rank: #68
That blindsided me. +3
Posted: 2009-11-23 18:16:10 Report Reply
Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
I love it when teachers have a sense of humor!
Posted: 2009-11-23 20:46:54 Report Reply
haha nice, i wish my teachers were that cool
Posted: 2009-11-23 20:58:52 Report Reply
WIN
Posted: 2009-11-23 21:49:02 Report Reply
CaptinCrunk
CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5
zing!
Posted: 2009-11-24 03:03:50 Report Reply
holy shit that's awesome
Posted: 2009-11-24 06:07:06 Report Reply
lmao PWNED
Posted: 2009-11-24 06:44:16 Report Reply
YES! WIINNN!!
Posted: 2009-11-24 07:08:54 Report Reply
SuperPost
SuperPost
Rank: #93
hahahahahahaha that shows that smart a$$
Posted: 2009-11-24 07:29:44 Report Reply
Stoy
Stoy
Rank: #106
TEACHER - FTW!!
Posted: 2009-11-24 07:54:13 Report Reply
Zink
Zink
Rank: #126
BUUURN
Posted: 2009-11-24 08:08:13 Report Reply
stewiz
stewiz
Rank: #127
epic win +3
Posted: 2009-11-24 09:35:37 Report Reply
xxkisamexx
xxkisamexx
Rank: #35
thats wat happens when a teacher owns a student
Posted: 2009-11-26 13:50:04 Report Reply
SkinnyBill
SkinnyBill
Rank: #19
lolz funny teachers FTW and smart arsesFTL.
shit im a sarcastic smart arse like that.
Posted: 2009-11-30 11:46:56 Report Reply
epic. GG
Posted: 2009-11-30 12:24:56 Report Reply
GuErRilLa
GuErRilLa
Rank: #720
LOL! +3
Posted: 2009-12-02 16:05:20 Report Reply
very nice professor!!! now get us off this island!!!
Posted: 2009-12-02 21:30:44 Report Reply
That came out of nowhere.
fucking awesome teacher
Posted: 2009-12-03 15:42:00 Report Reply
holy shit BURN!!!! ha ha he got owned
Posted: 2009-12-05 13:03:37 Report Reply
gwa2003
gwa2003
Rank: #70
heard this a million times, but funny as crap each time i hear it. +3
Posted: 2009-12-14 18:00:13 Report Reply
LOL
Posted: 2009-12-14 21:11:09 Report Reply
Smokey
Smokey
Rank: #311
twice
Posted: 2010-01-22 02:12:56 Report Reply
teacher win
Posted: 2009-12-28 10:53:35 Report Reply
PWND
Posted: 2009-12-28 12:20:32 Report Reply
lol this kid was mega owned
Posted: 2010-01-16 11:06:27 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #56
Feel the burn kid feel the burn
Posted: 2010-01-16 15:24:51 Report Reply
zooboy338
zooboy338
Rank: #233
that teacher is now my hero
Posted: 2010-01-17 10:17:01 Report Reply
renoB
renoB
Rank: #763
oh man he just got his thunder bo-jacked! thats awesome
Posted: 2010-02-07 08:06:35 Report Reply
Bumblebee
Bumblebee
Rank: #113
Smart someback but wow teachers fast!
Posted: 2010-02-23 13:54:22 Report Reply
pwnd
Posted: 2010-03-15 07:57:23 Report Reply
Chris54
Rank: #685
OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
Posted: 2010-04-05 17:48:15 Report Reply
DennisDee
DennisDee
Rank: #98
guess who's gonna try this tomorrow at school?..:)
Posted: 2010-04-05 17:55:47 Report Reply
hightec
hightec
Rank: #111
ooooo you got burned
Posted: 2010-09-24 13:33:14 Report Reply
CrazyJay
CrazyJay
Rank: #108
The class must have gone nuts, lol.
Posted: 2010-04-09 05:47:16 Report Reply

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