thats the phone my penis has always dreamed of having.

id use it to piss off ppl and be badass lolz

how can you text?

WTF? that seems almost impossible. you would need a needle to dial, a very good magnifying glass to read the screen, and a very sensitive microphone for the receiver,and microphones that good are as big as your fist.needless to say, i think its bullshit.

useless

Zoolander has a smaller phone.

ima say shopped... but thats just my opinion