Skinny Guys Vs. Fat Guys
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Posted: 2011-07-05 13:38:55
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well I am fit I'm not skinny I'm not fat, I put off heat like a space heater and after the performance I ask if you want to get some food because I work up and appetite.
mainly directed towards: TryThat(currently rank:317)
to start off, im a girl...and i personally like bigger guys.(No im not ugly or fat.) my boy friend is 6'2 and 280 lbs,and i couldn't be any more satisfied. in my eyes, bigger guys are stronger, they are more manly and i feel way more protected when im with one. my boyfriend and i go to the gym at least once a week and work out for at least an hour and a half, proving that he is not lazy or slow. As for the intimate stereotypes, his weight has nothing to do with the size of his penis nor does it have any effect on his performance. i think his size adds to the experience and doesn't effect the duration of it. i prefer him on top, and no he doesn't squash me. he has never turned me down for a damn burger, and when were done, we don't snack, but we do get very thirsty. occasionally he will ask for the remote, or a drink so of course i will get it for him because he deserves to be treated like the man i love. we have been together for 2 years and i don't think that i could have found any one more attractive or more attentive than him.
to start off, im a girl...and i personally like bigger guys.(No im not ugly or fat.) my boy friend is 6'2 and 280 lbs,and i couldn't be any more satisfied. in my eyes, bigger guys are stronger, they are more manly and i feel way more protected when im with one. my boyfriend and i go to the gym at least once a week and work out for at least an hour and a half, proving that he is not lazy or slow. As for the intimate stereotypes, his weight has nothing to do with the size of his penis nor does it have any effect on his performance. i think his size adds to the experience and doesn't effect the duration of it. i prefer him on top, and no he doesn't squash me. he has never turned me down for a damn burger, and when were done, we don't snack, but we do get very thirsty. occasionally he will ask for the remote, or a drink so of course i will get it for him because he deserves to be treated like the man i love. we have been together for 2 years and i don't think that i could have found any one more attractive or more attentive than him.
Ladies?
Ok, I'm more tall than fat, but I like snacks, too.
Ok, I'm more tall than fat, but I like snacks, too.
I love bigger guys o: they're better huggers.
We are good for many things, but since we are not so attractive to the eye we get over-looked time and time again.
Indeed my filled-out friend. Alas, winter in high school was the shit. All the ladies wanted to huddle with the giant, mobile space heater that was Luke (FireRoastedFire). Ah, that was the life...
Now, all I am known for is my height and my amazing hugs.
Now, all I am known for is my height and my amazing hugs.
I personally thought it was a funny cartoon, bigred. And folks should understand when you talk shit, it just makes your breath smell awful.
Here, have one of these:
I personally prefer bigger guys. And by big I mean muscular even if there is a layer of chub, because when I'm walking next to my big-ass boyfriend I do not have to worry about a single other guy looking at my butt or hitting on me. I just don't feel as safe or protected with a tiny fellah. (Not that us ladies can't handle ourselves, just that we shouldn't have to.) ;)
Here, have one of these:
I personally prefer bigger guys. And by big I mean muscular even if there is a layer of chub, because when I'm walking next to my big-ass boyfriend I do not have to worry about a single other guy looking at my butt or hitting on me. I just don't feel as safe or protected with a tiny fellah. (Not that us ladies can't handle ourselves, just that we shouldn't have to.) ;)
Not the big guys I've dated. ;) I'm dating a muscle head right now though. He's just an average guy...those are usually the winners.
see thats the stuff that really annoys me about girls sometimes. just cause the guy looks big doesn't mean he could actually beat anybody. actually i've found that the bigger the guy looks the more likely he is to get his ass handed to him. I'm only 5'6" and I'm in decent shape (not huge but not scrawny). I've been in only 1 or 2 real fights and prefer not to because it's just not in my personality. as long as I'm not provoked there isn't any problem. but i do know this i have enough experience from wrestling where I'm confident i could take on guys that out weigh me by nearly a hundred pounds or more. I do so on a regular basis wrestling and can make many bigger guys look like fools against me. point is don't judge a book by it's cover cause the ones who you least expect will often surprise you. the big muscle head who goes and lift weights using his size to intimidate and has never actually had experience fighting will normally get his ass kicked by any guy (be it big, small, or scrawny) simply because we have the experience and are always underestimated. sorry just had to say that. more of a general statement than directed to you classic not trying to sound like an ass here.
No prob babe. And for me, it's just how I feel about bigger guys since I'm tall for a girl. I was an equal opportunity dater! I've dated short and skinny, short and stocky, tall and skinny, tall and enormous... Right now I'm dating someone tall and muscular but not fat.
And I'm definitely not advocating that anyone gains a hundred lbs. to get some girl. Everyone has different preferences and there are girls out there who like short, fit fellahs. And being healthy beats being uncomfortable in your own skin.
And I'm definitely not advocating that anyone gains a hundred lbs. to get some girl. Everyone has different preferences and there are girls out there who like short, fit fellahs. And being healthy beats being uncomfortable in your own skin.
Fat guys have fat around the base of their penis preventing them from going as deep as a skinnier guy.
Fat guys also do not have the stamina of a skinnier person.
Most fat guys are that way because of a combination of things that will make them worse in bed. They lack self control, they are lazy, and they are unmotivated. Very few people are fat because of a Thyroid disorder.
Fat guys also do not have the stamina of a skinnier person.
Most fat guys are that way because of a combination of things that will make them worse in bed. They lack self control, they are lazy, and they are unmotivated. Very few people are fat because of a Thyroid disorder.
Fat Guys-Die sooner
Fat Guys-Sweat more
Fat Guys-Might squash you
Fat Guys-Take up more space & duvet
Fat Guys-Won't last as long because they will get tired
Fat Guys-Will turn you down for a burger
Fat Guys-Will ask you to get the tv remote/beer
Fat Guys-Might squash you
Fat Guys-Are slow
Fat Guys-Upoad stupid posts about why they are better and then delete posts contradicting their post
Fat Guys-Sit on computers all day making stupid pictures to put in said stupid posts
Fat Guys-Will probably delete this comment as well as my last comment because they know I'm right
Fat Guys-Have smaller penis'
Fat Guys-Will need a burger break every 10 minutes
Fat Guys-Use more petrol due to larger weight
Fat Guys-Take longer to do everything because they weigh so much
Fat Guys-Probably cannot see their penis and haven't for years
Now for the real positives
Fat Guys-Can be used as a trampoline occasionally (Sorry that is all I could think of =/)
Fat Guys-Sweat more
Fat Guys-Might squash you
Fat Guys-Take up more space & duvet
Fat Guys-Won't last as long because they will get tired
Fat Guys-Will turn you down for a burger
Fat Guys-Will ask you to get the tv remote/beer
Fat Guys-Might squash you
Fat Guys-Are slow
Fat Guys-Upoad stupid posts about why they are better and then delete posts contradicting their post
Fat Guys-Sit on computers all day making stupid pictures to put in said stupid posts
Fat Guys-Will probably delete this comment as well as my last comment because they know I'm right
Fat Guys-Have smaller penis'
Fat Guys-Will need a burger break every 10 minutes
Fat Guys-Use more petrol due to larger weight
Fat Guys-Take longer to do everything because they weigh so much
Fat Guys-Probably cannot see their penis and haven't for years
Now for the real positives
Fat Guys-Can be used as a trampoline occasionally (Sorry that is all I could think of =/)
speaking as a 350 pound man i can attest to the following
1. yes i am at risk to die sooner because of my weight but then again i could also be hit by a bus
2.I have seen skinny people become drenched in sweat after only mild exercise
3. i might squash you but then again a skinny guy might just decide to stab you
4. we may take up more space but we also tend to be more comfortable to lay one
5. just because your fat does not mean you don't have stamina that's a stereotype
6. a fat guy may turn you down for a burger but so will some skinny guys that's called being an ass hole and has nothing to do with weight
7. you dont have to be fat to be lazy
8. refer to 3.
9. I can and have ran a 9 minute mile beating out more than half of the skinny people in my gym class
10. thats you being a dick
11. is again you being a dick
12. refer to 10 and 11
13. anyone can have a small dick doesnt take fat to do that
14. refer to 5.
15. so does those gas guzzling monsters that many skinny men use to compensate for their insecurities
16. refer to 9.
17. i can tell you that jimmy is still winking at me every time i go to take a piss
and as to your parting comment yes we do make good trampolines try not to choke so much on your envy.
have a nice day
1. yes i am at risk to die sooner because of my weight but then again i could also be hit by a bus
2.I have seen skinny people become drenched in sweat after only mild exercise
3. i might squash you but then again a skinny guy might just decide to stab you
4. we may take up more space but we also tend to be more comfortable to lay one
5. just because your fat does not mean you don't have stamina that's a stereotype
6. a fat guy may turn you down for a burger but so will some skinny guys that's called being an ass hole and has nothing to do with weight
7. you dont have to be fat to be lazy
8. refer to 3.
9. I can and have ran a 9 minute mile beating out more than half of the skinny people in my gym class
10. thats you being a dick
11. is again you being a dick
12. refer to 10 and 11
13. anyone can have a small dick doesnt take fat to do that
14. refer to 5.
15. so does those gas guzzling monsters that many skinny men use to compensate for their insecurities
16. refer to 9.
17. i can tell you that jimmy is still winking at me every time i go to take a piss
and as to your parting comment yes we do make good trampolines try not to choke so much on your envy.
have a nice day
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I didn't know i was talking to Superman in the flesh
I had an injured knee... The week before the run I was playing football on my school playground and landed awkwardly on my knee. I couldn't walk properly for a few days and after the run I could not walk properly either. You can doubt me all you like, doesn't change fact.
You are hilarious did you know that? Immediately after the race I could not walk on my leg... I did not even go to collect my medal which was being given out at the finish line, I went straight to the side and sat on the curb, the medal giver outer person had to come to me to give me a medal. Anyway, my point is, how would you know? You were not there, I was, I know it is true, you do not.
I do know that but i never get tired of hearing it."I was beaten by many people on that day.", but you still received a medal? I thought medals were given out for people who did good and placed in the top 3. I was not there, but your story sounds very bullshitty and.... yeah it's just bullshitty
Posted: 2011-07-06 14:28:57 Report
It was the Junior Portsmouth Mile. In events such as that where everyone in the correct age group can join, everybody who crosses the line gets a medal. Have you never done a charity run? Every person who participates and finishes the race gets a medal and usually a bag full of things after that race. My mum does lots of said events and has plenty of medals so I think I would know. An example of such events is the London Marathon. Point proven? I think so.
Still "I ran a 5 minute 45 mile." Bullshit
Posted: 2011-07-06 14:41:22 Report
I did... My brother ran in the same race and went even faster than me as he is a county sprinter. He has set club records for 100m & 200m, last season he was 14th fastest in his age group for 100m & 16th fastest in his age group for 200m, both of those are on UK leaderboards. It is not hard to run that sort of time, I play footbal regularly, I am fit, I can run for a very long time without getting tired and I am also quite fast. You can doubt everything I say but we all know that in the end, I was there, I did it and you were not, therefore you cannot comment on whether or not I did it. I probably have the certificate I was given with my time on it somewhere.
I have no reason to doubt the "other guy". You i don't believe. I mean you can run a 5 minute 45 mile.... on an injured knee, you were at a girls house the whole day.... and she wasn't fat or ugly. You can do it all can't you?
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:06:14 Report
Doubt me all you like! I really don't care. I do not know you and do not wish to know you. 5 minutes 45 is not hard to get if you excercise regularly and have decent stamina. In my football team I have pretty much always been one of the people that can run the hardest for the longest.
And I did not say the whole day, I said most of the day. I got to hers at about 2:45. Left at around 11. She went out riding on her horse, then we came back to her house, left the horse in her field, went inside, we watched a film, watched some tv, fed her horse at feeding time, had a chinese and everything else that happened doesn't really need to be said.
And I did not say the whole day, I said most of the day. I got to hers at about 2:45. Left at around 11. She went out riding on her horse, then we came back to her house, left the horse in her field, went inside, we watched a film, watched some tv, fed her horse at feeding time, had a chinese and everything else that happened doesn't really need to be said.
Why do you get mad though lol? Using exclamation points and everything in your comments. It seems like you do care. Writing your super cool stories to try to make me believe you. At the end of the day i don't care about you, your brother, your brothers club records, the girl you were with, her horse etc. because no pics, didn't happen
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:26:38 Report
Ok then. Think whatever you like, it didn't happen, whatever, I really do not care what you think. I know it did, I have pictures and videos from today and they on facebook right now. But seeing as though I have nothing to prove to you I do not need to show you them =/ Have fun being a hater.
Is it really that rare of an occasion when you're with a girl that you have to take pictures and video everytime you hang out with one because you never know when it'll happen again? No wonder you're so mad.
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:38:13 Report
You make no sense. You asked for pictures or it didn't happen, now that I tell you there are pictures you complain at me again? You obviously have no experience of girls. They like to take pictures and video everything that ever happens. She was riding her horse, she wanted me to take a video & pictures, what is wrong with that? You are just trying to pick out little things in everything I say but it makes you sound like you really do care about me as you are looking into every little detail of what I say.
When someone says pics or it didn't happen it means post the pics OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Just saying that there are pictures doesn't prove anything.
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:44:40 Report
I see. It's hard to post pictures of something that didn't happen :/
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:50:54 Report
How do you know this? Are you a fat guy OR have you been with a fat guy before?
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For some reason I imagine you as this guy.
Also I have this new theory that I am sure you will all agree with.
'Global Warming' is not real. The truth is, we are suffering from 'Global Sinking'. The sea levels are not rising due to melting ice, the continents are sinking due to a high level of obesity. Africa is the only country that will survive due to this so I guess I will see you there in 30 years?
Just thought I would share...
'Global Warming' is not real. The truth is, we are suffering from 'Global Sinking'. The sea levels are not rising due to melting ice, the continents are sinking due to a high level of obesity. Africa is the only country that will survive due to this so I guess I will see you there in 30 years?
Just thought I would share...
Lies.
Also lies.
Keyword might. Why would you be under one in the first place?
It could be a fat kid which doesn't take up as much space as an average adult.
Like i said before, lies.
That would make every guy in the world fat.
Lies.
Lies.
Lies.
There is more than one mod. It could've been me and i am not fat
Like you said it gives the effect. Doesn't mean that it's 'smaller'.
Your theory sucks....bad.
Might be the only right thing in your list.
Lies.
They can see their penis in a mirror. Without sucking in and/or moving it with their hands.
Also lies.
Keyword might. Why would you be under one in the first place?
It could be a fat kid which doesn't take up as much space as an average adult.
Like i said before, lies.
That would make every guy in the world fat.
Lies.
Lies.
Lies.
There is more than one mod. It could've been me and i am not fat
Like you said it gives the effect. Doesn't mean that it's 'smaller'.
Your theory sucks....bad.
Might be the only right thing in your list.
Lies.
They can see their penis in a mirror. Without sucking in and/or moving it with their hands.
Would you like to know something? I myself am rather skinny and I find your comment rather rude. If you continue insulting people like that then you WILL find yourself banned.
Goodday.
Goodday.
OMG! NO! I COULDN'T STAND LIFE WITHOUT THIS ACCOUNT!
I don't live on sharenator, I don't care about my rank, I come on here to look at funny pictures and stuff. I really do not care if you find my comments rude, maybe I find it rude that the original post says that all skinny people feel like a corpse, but you do not threaten to ban that guy do you!
I'm sure I could make another account if I really wanted to and tbh don't even need an account at all, it is just funny sometimes to comment on things and see people react in ways such as yourself. Happy commenting.
I don't live on sharenator, I don't care about my rank, I come on here to look at funny pictures and stuff. I really do not care if you find my comments rude, maybe I find it rude that the original post says that all skinny people feel like a corpse, but you do not threaten to ban that guy do you!
I'm sure I could make another account if I really wanted to and tbh don't even need an account at all, it is just funny sometimes to comment on things and see people react in ways such as yourself. Happy commenting.
You're an idiot. The post was meant to humorous, not serious. You don't get out much, do you mate? Heard of South Park? The show everyone loves because it insults everything in a humorous fashion? Same deal. So wash the sand out of your vagina, chill out, and just enjoy the funny posts. Unless of course this is all a massive trolling on your part. In which case I'm ashamed to have fed you and wish you a merry day of childish bullshit quickly ended by a comical acme anvil.
Hey dude i don't think you got every grain of sand out of your vagina
Why should i get a life when you yourself said it was brilliant?
Well this is 'Merica. If you're gonna insult me, try to make it sound insulting. K? Arse doesn't even sound insulting.
Posted: 2011-07-07 07:19:36 Report
It was not meant to be a massively insulting comment. It means exactly the same as your way of spelling and isn't pronounced all that differently so I don't see your problem really. Just stop commenting because you are looking more and more stupid with each reply. And as you seem to care about this website maybe you would not like your rep to drop much more.
So what you're saying is that i'm looking more and more *stupif* every time i comment. My rep? What is this high school? And if i did have a "rep" and if i even cared about my "rep" i would have nothing to worry about seeing from my comments being +ed people seem to be agreeing with me and not you.
Posted: 2011-07-07 08:11:13 Report
And how do you know that it's fat people rating up my comments? Oh wait i forgot i was talking to Superman that can run a 5 minute 45 mile ON AN INJURED KNEE
It was not majorly injured for most of the race. Only towards the end did it start hurting again. What hurt most was before the race, I hit my funny bone on a old army tank that was there for some reason. 5 minutes 45 really isn't hard if you excercise regularly and are a decent runner.
And there you go avoiding my question as to how you know that it's fat people only agreeing with me? It seems like you've run out of things to say since you keep repeating how 5 minutes 45 isn't hard for you to run. So if you have nothing interesting to say toodle-pip
Posted: 2011-07-07 09:23:12 Report
I was just reminding the folks here on Sharenator that you can do anything. Like being able to run super fast on an injured knee and being able to tell when fat people uprate other peoples comments. I can sense from the caps lock that you are mad bro
Posted: 2011-07-07 09:42:13 Report
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Goodday can be spelt without a space you complete and utter moron. And just as Malverde said. Also you wouldn't be able to come on the site anymore to play games and look at stuff because you'd be IP banned.
TryThat is a dick who doesn't respect people because of their size. Done. Argument over. I am a skinny person if you couldn't tell, and I personally have no problem with obese people. What he said was too far and I don't agree with it at all, but this is becoming a bit drawn out...
seriously, That is why i came into this to stop this senseless quarrel, but some comments stated by TryThat were downright offensive, you don't just say stuff like that as if it is hilarious. He could really offend people.
haha thanks bigredkev, that is a good point (:
Urrmmm ok? How can fat people not help it? They could go do some excercise, they could not eat as much, they could have not eaten as much in the first place, they could have excercised more in the first place. I know on rare occasions people can suffer illnesses that can cause weight gain, but oh well. That is life. Call me offensive, I call it a reality check.
The same way you can't help being stupid. You just can't
just because you feel like you should say things, doesn't mean that they should be stated out loud. Just because you feel like masturbating on an airplane doesn't mean you should. You should really think about things before you do/say them. and if you thought what you were saying was okay, well then you have a wonderful life of no women ahead of you, so goodday!
i give their "relationship" 2 weeks, that is, if he's not making that up too.
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:00:15 Report
I am not like this towards women. And I they were so fat as to want to snack after sex then I'm not sure I would want a relationship with that woman. It is funny you should say that really because I just spent most of the day at a girls house. And before you comment about her, no, she is not fat, no, she is not ugly. :)
Posted: 2011-07-06 14:58:35 Report
haha definately not, he will just run his mouth and women will hate him.
Posted: 2011-07-06 14:58:45 Report
That's exactly what makes you stupid, but you're too stupid to understand. I think YOU should think about things a little bit more. All this shit spewing out of your mouth, but i bet you'd think twice to say this shit to a fat guy in real life
LOL yeah, that one was pretty bad, sorry about the low blow, i'm not a dick like you.
Posted: 2011-07-06 15:10:37 Report
Oh really now? Look at the post that you have just commented on. It is taking the piss out of skinny people... I have just defended my corner as a skinny person. What is wrong with that? This is like what it is like to be white! I am white, therefore I am racist, but muslims and blacks and pakis & other asians cannot possibly be racist.
This is the same, kev is fat, therefore he is not being nasty to skinny people, I am skinny, so I am being nasty to fat people. GTFO
This is the same, kev is fat, therefore he is not being nasty to skinny people, I am skinny, so I am being nasty to fat people. GTFO
If you get offended because a picture says skinny guys feel like a corpse in bed maybe it's because you're so bad in bed that YOU actually do feel like a corpse. Well if you've ever had sex that is?
the post was a joke. Deal with it ass hole.
well it isn't making fun of skinny people, just overly skinny people, if you look like that guy in the picture, well then i'm sorry for you, but personally it really doesn't offend me. Besides, it doesn't "make fun" of skinny people, it just says why this person believes fat people are better, and if skinny douches like you make all skinny people look bad, then i'd rather be fat then be skinny and act like a dick.
Really? Some "overly fat people" can't help it. They probably feel like shit and wish that they could be a regular size, even skinny, and those comments you made probably make them feel wonderful.
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