The drinking age should be eighteen. When you're eighteen you're old enough to vote. You should be old enough to drink. Look at who we have to vote for! You NEED a drink.
Voting in this election is like trying to decide which street mime to stop and watch.
There were four million people in the Colonies, and we had Jefferson and Paine and Franklin. Now we have two hundred and forty million and we have Obama and Biden...What can you draw from this?...Darwin was wrong.
A politician running for office barges in to the newspaper office outraged by certain remarks made about him. He shouts Your printing lies about me and you know it!
Relax the editor said calmly What on gods green earth would you do if we told the truth about you?
The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, Hows the president.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard working individuals. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity...But then we elected them.
Any Political speech is like a steer: A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.