Sharenator Troll Apocalypse 7

(This is so late, I am so sorry Sharenator!!!!! If you want to blame somebody blame school!)

“HOW MANY DAMN TROLLS ARE THERE?” I yelled over the sound of a troll’s skull breaking. The three of us were surrounded by at least two-hundred trolls. “HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?” Dark yelled. Figures, the dragon doesn’t know how many there are. “I swear to Gog when I find out who did this…” I began, my anger beginning to rise. “Hey, Dark want to have a contest?” I said, a devious grin beginning to form.

“How the hell did you do that?” Dark and I said in unison. Ember just looked at us, grinning. “It’s a secret!” She replied. I sighed, the adrenalin finally leaving my system. “So… how are we going to get out of this part of Sharenator?” I asked, hoping for an answer. “Well, there are two ways. The first is to find a transit station. The second is to leave through the sewers.” Dark said. ‘Great’ I thought to myself. ‘I really hate whoever did this’.

“Why in the hell do you wear that baseball cap?” Dark asked, not looking away from the street. “Why do you wear that Tophat?” I retorted. “Touché” He said, a slight smirk on his face. A few minutes passed. “So… do you think we can make it out of here?” I said, looking down at the mass of trolls. “Honestly kitty-kid, I have no bloody idea.” He continued to look down, his gun going off every few seconds.

“Great that’s just fucking great!” I said. First we get chased out of our old base, then we get attacked by a horde of Trolls, and now we find out that Dark has no more ammo for his gun! I got up and began to walk towards staircase before I heard Dark yell “SUPER LOOK OUT!” I turned around and before I could react I felt something hard and metallic hit my head. I fell to the ground, my vision quickly going black.

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  • 1

    You know me so well XD

    Good to know... I think... DAMN YOU DRAGON AND YOUR PSYCOLOGY!
    - SuperPost September 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
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  • 1

    Good story

    Heh, thanks! Its a bitch to write because of school and all that...
    - SuperPost September 30, 2011, 12:35 am
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    Hey Super, I know I offeresd a while ago, but I am going to be temporarily unemployed here soon. I can help write a bit. You guys never did give me the yay or nay.

    If nothing else, feel free to use my love for pyro-induced warfare in your story.

    Ahhh yes, about that. It is with great displeasure to tell you that we did not get any form of writing for your application to begin writing this sotry. If you could be so kind as to send us something that would be splendid!
    - SuperPost September 30, 2011, 10:02 am
    Odd, I though I had, I shall get on re-writing it.
    - FireRoastedFire September 30, 2011, 4:34 pm
    Good, And please send me a link to it so I can evaluate it!
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 7:12 am
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    These are just too friggin awesome!
    I DEMANDZ MOARR!
    BTW Can I have an appearance maybe sometime?

    Maybe... I just need to start writing the stories... My mind has been refusing to cooperate with me...
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 4:51 pm
    Well you're a great writer!
    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 4:59 pm
    Everybody keeps saying that... I don't think its true...
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:02 pm
    pfft are you kidding!
    I try to write but when I read it over it's all crap but you, you're awesome at this!
    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 5:08 pm
    No I'm not! Why does everybody say that?
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:15 pm
    Because you are!
    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 5:17 pm
    No I am not! I am a complete fail at writing!
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:18 pm

    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 5:20 pm
    What in the hell?
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:23 pm
    You don't give yourself enough credit!
    I just complimented you, ACCEPT IT!
    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 5:34 pm
    BITC I AIN'T GUNA ACCEPT ANYTHING!
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:35 pm
    I'm not a BITC I'm a bitch, DEAL WITH IT!
    BTW you should probably put the *troll apocalypse* stuff in the blog in the sharenator DA :D
    - Icelandgirly October 1, 2011, 5:38 pm
    ... Fine....
    - SuperPost October 1, 2011, 5:46 pm
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    ahemmm... *tap on microphone* SUUUUPERPOST! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP!

    I want permission to add to your apocalypse, but have not seen one past 7 to know where the story stands. And write more of these, I'de love to decimate trolls by your side.

    - SuperPost March 11, 2012, 11:04 am
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