Sharenator Party

First of all, I'd like to welcome you to my party.

Snappels complimented my humble abode and I am throwing this party to say thank you to Sharenator for reintroducing me, and all who come here, to the Lulz of the internet. This post will be a compilation of everyone's greatest party story or picture. Post yours and the one with the most points will get 50% of my next compilation post.



My Party Story (pics were destroyed by the "victim" of my story due to the extreme embarrassment brought on by his actions)

One time, at a party my roommate and I were throwing, I was looking everywhere for my friend. I finally decided to look in the bedroom but when I came close to the door all I heard were the sounds of sweet, sweet lovin. Being the epic prankster I am, I decided to mess with him and capture the moment on film. When I threw the door open I got the shock of my life. My friend was on the bed acting drunk and half-passed-out, and he was being toyed with by a sweet transvestite named "Candy". As soon as my friend realized he'd been caught he flipped out, kicked Candy out of the party, claimed he had passed out, and Candy was taking advantage of him. However, upon further investigation, it was discovered that not only was he not drunk, but he was the one who initiated the cross-dressing romp to begin with. From that day forward, every time he talked to anyone from the party, we all had to sing "I WANT CANDY" Originally by The Strangeloves.

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  • adduco
  • October 2, 2011, 3:53 am
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    Party story? There was this girl rebecca that lived on my floor at college. i never really talked to her much but friends on our floor were going out to a party so we kind of separately tagged along. at the party she got really drunk because she was quite upset about recent events and i ended up taking care of her for 2 hours before bringing her back to the dorms. later that night, or should i say morning, i was in my friend room around 4am. One of the friends we went out with walks in and goes "dont kill me, but rebecca peed in your bed". i just started laughing. that kind of stuff doesnt gross me out much so i didnt care. but believe it or not, the next day we started talking, and now today marks 7 months of dating. And to top it all off, im quite sure shes the one =)

    And, if she's on Sharenator, she now knows she's quite possibly, the one!!! lol

    Good job and congrats!!! Finding "the One" Is the greatest feeling ever!!!!!!!
    - adduco October 2, 2011, 4:53 am
    yes it is =) and no she isnt on sharenator. ive been trying to get her to make an account cause she loves memes and stuff but it hasnt worked so far haha
    - bufus101 October 2, 2011, 6:43 am
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    House Rules;
    1. Have a Key Master: collects all car and truck keys from party guests when they arrive.
    2. Breathalizer test: Have an informal designated sober person to administer a very funny and yet appropriate series of tests for inebriated guests to pass before they can leave. Example, hopping on one foot, then the other, reciting the alphabet backwards, blowing into a balloon. ETC.
    3. Give each person a punch card that will get punched every time they have a beer or drink.
    4. Have everyone bring a pair of jammies and a sleeping bag for overnight guests too drunk to go home.
    5. Illicit activities? Not sure what's included here, but you better take a look at the ages of your guests. Anybody over 18 can be subject to arrest and prosecution for sexual contact with a minor. If you're serving alcohol to minors, then you have to know that your parents etc. can (and most likely will) be sued in the event someone has an accident etc.
    6. Purchase a toilet seat cover and place it over a pail and put a sign called "The Porcelain God", in case anyone has to pray to it!
    7. Plan for univited guests or guests that get drunk, high, and rowdy. Pick two of the beefiest guys you know and get them tee shirts that say "Bouncer" and put them to work.
    8. Get a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher and be sure to put away all your precious items so that they don't get lifted or broken.
    9. In your invitations, have a list of rules not to be broken and have everyone sign them as part of their RSVP. You can make them sound funny, but be sure to honor them.
    10. Have fun! Have enough food to balance out the substances. Serve coffee and breakfast in the wee hours.

    Hahaha Just kidding lets tear this shit up XD

    • Kodi93
    • October 6, 2011, 4:53 am
    The last sentence of that comment= priceless
    - TexBex October 6, 2011, 9:10 am
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    Since I can't really drink anymore, I've noticed that I now have the odd honor of "remembering shit nobody else does." Plots have been hatched, compliments given, future parties planned...with both speaker and listener none the wiser the next day. One of my fiance's friends told him, "You got a hot-ass bitch...and she's brilliant!" I was like Best. Compliment. Ever.

    • TexBex
    • October 6, 2011, 9:13 am
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    Went to a party, was dared to slap a girl with my penis... so I did.
    :D

    969638 cool story bro super

    and the respone from her was...
    - adduco October 6, 2011, 4:44 am
    Let's just say consent is sweet.
    - chaosmaster October 6, 2011, 4:36 pm
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    Long story short, I loved a girl, went to her party and might have got drunk and got with another girl and ruined everything... =/

    =/ hate when that kind of stuff happens. just blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol
    - bufus101 October 2, 2011, 6:44 am
    Yeah that didn't really work... Everything was still ruined.
    - TryThat October 2, 2011, 6:51 am
    Sigh. I've been there! You can't really use it as an excuse- even when you're plastered a shred of your judgment still remains (albeit soaked in vodka, lol).
    - TexBex October 6, 2011, 9:14 am
    You got with a girl at a party!? Kinky ;)
    Aha I joke :P
    It doesn't really matter how drunk you are. You did what you did and you can't change that fact and people always remember that you did it.
    It sucks.
    - TryThat October 6, 2011, 10:03 am
    Well, yes. But that's neither here nor there. Strangely enough, I just stumbled on this article: http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/22/7885500-blame-it-on-the-alcohol-maybe-not-study-suggests
    - TexBex October 6, 2011, 10:15 am
    Yeah I guess I did know I shouldn't have been doing it. But she came onto me! I even tried not to, but she wouldn't stop =/
    And lol I wasn't expecting you to admit to that :P
    - TryThat October 6, 2011, 11:08 am
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