Sex with my teacher

A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"

"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.

The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"

The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of you, Im going to get you that bike you have always wanted."

They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,

"Nah dad my ass is still sore."

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    LMAO...oh goodness XD

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    lmfao hahahahhhaha

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    oh yea guys Ill be posting regularly again, hope for the best

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    thats what she said lolz jk jk

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    thats what she said lolz jk jk

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    lol ok just keep ur eyes open for more or visit my profile ^^

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    WOOOOOOOOOOW lol

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    oh snap - sex with my teacher

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    kid must've got an "A+" plus from his teacher

    • gryxng
    • July 25, 2010, 10:46 pm
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    Pretty much a repost of the one I posted: http://www.sharenator.com/A_couple_jokes/.

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    ahh wtf?!

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    Haha Well done lmao +3

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    u want me to take down (no hard feelings)

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    now thats just a gay joke. no really its a gay joke.

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    Nah it's fine, it gets more attention this way since mine went unnoticed.

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    hahaha r u mad because of wat I told u in the George bush post?

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    not its a gay joke since its a joke about butt sex between 2 guys. to me 2 guys having buttsex is gay. i didn't even know you were the same guy. i didn't think the joke was bad, i just said it was a gay joke.

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    hummmmm thats interesting since u dont really comment how great/bad my other jokes r? just on the gay 1

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    it is true that i don't read/comment on everything posted on this site.

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    OHH SHIT

    • Stoy
    • July 27, 2010, 9:16 pm
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