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The less sense it makes, the better!

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Jupiter has over 9000 rings.

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r60man - replied 2010-05-14 05:29:42

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Your mom has 9000 love handles

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- Polygon - replied 2010-05-14 05:33:42
  
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  Your mums a eats under 9000 calories a year
  
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  - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-14 10:43:04
    
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    Your face has over 9000 zits!
    
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    - gryxng - replied 2010-05-14 18:17:22
      
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      you mom slept with 9000 men?
      
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      - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-18 13:16:53
        
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        never, but you saw the 9000 dicks.
        
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        gryxng - replied 2010-05-18 15:00:01
        
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        you saw the 9000 sacks of balls lol
        
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        Math - replied 2010-06-10 12:04:25
        
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        18000 sacks of balls?
        
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        ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-19 12:52:54
        
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        No, I saw the 9000 boobs in the strip club :D
        
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        gryxng - replied 2010-05-19 13:05:27
        
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        you win lol
        
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        ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-19 13:09:46
        
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        ULTIMATE EPIC VICTORY!
        
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        defmid26 - replied 2010-05-23 18:45:25
        
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        No, epic beard man had the ultimate epic victory, your's was just an epic victory. Sorry dude.
        
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720Z - replied 2010-05-18 15:21:54

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- dirtymigerty - replied 2010-05-19 13:06:42
  
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  touche
  
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  - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-09 16:37:13
    
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    In hell.
    
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    - dirtymigerty - replied 2010-06-14 13:03:52
      
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      while satans rigning a bell
      
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      - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-18 17:19:05
        
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        In new new Russia of buttercup fail?
        
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        dirtymigerty - replied 2010-06-23 09:07:48
        
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        while some chinese eat a dog's tail
        
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        ChA0SrAiN - replied 2011-01-05 17:29:45
        
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        In easter.
        
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defmid26 - replied 2010-05-14 05:11:21

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Your mom got over 9000 rings.

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- zooboy338 - replied 2010-05-23 09:03:43
  
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  750x600
  
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  - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-25 11:54:53
    
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    Under the 9000 failures of muffin cakes? O_O
    
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- ChA0SrAiN - replied 2011-01-05 17:29:57
  
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  Only in the morning.
  
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Mattty21 - replied 2010-05-14 06:02:48

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I don't have a mum...

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- Bekenel - replied 2010-05-14 10:46:25
  
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  I shot her
  
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  - DennisDee - replied 2010-05-14 10:46:54
    
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    with a tractor...
    
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    - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-14 10:51:34
      
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      In the Rick Roll...
      
      600x600
      
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ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-14 11:12:04

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Alright new one:

I make apple turnip dressing with cheesy nipple curds of pancake tomatoes.

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- KingMoooose - replied 2010-05-14 12:07:45
  
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  You turned my nipples off.
  
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  - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-09 16:36:54
    
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    In the sunshine.
    
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    - KingMoooose - replied 2010-06-10 12:02:41
      
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      ''Turn left now!''
      
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      - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-18 17:21:03
        
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        No!
        
        turn right into the bellybutton of the Godzilla!!!!
        
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        KingMoooose - replied 2010-06-20 01:17:41
        
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        Wait Wait Wait the umbrella is blue!
        
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        ChA0SrAiN - replied 2011-01-05 17:30:34
        
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        Only in Santa's Underwear.
        
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Bekenel - replied 2010-05-14 11:21:22

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that you shat out

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- ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-14 11:38:06
  
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  In a coconut.
  
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Bekenel - replied 2010-05-14 11:46:44

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that twice so you had constipation so bad your bowels disintegrated

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- ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-14 12:01:41
  
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  In a kindergarten zoo full of whales.
  
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  - KingMoooose - replied 2010-05-14 12:08:33
    
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    Wales is full of sheep.
    
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Bekenel - replied 2010-05-14 12:31:28

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which welshmen shag and give them AIDS so there are no more sheep

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ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-18 13:16:08

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Then the buttercup fairies fail.

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- SuperPost - replied 2010-05-18 15:16:11
  
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  and ailens will eat carrot cake made of the fairies
  
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  - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-18 17:21:34
    
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    And then the fairies get AIDS and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into Godzilla.
    
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ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-18 16:19:33

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And the aliens will get rhinoceros'd into the alien cake of pure fail while squid people drink moon juice.

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xxkisamexx - replied 2010-05-23 18:59:15

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i dont get it

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LDDR - replied 2010-05-24 00:23:52

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Welcome to the 9,000th level of Sharenator HELL!

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- defmid26 - replied 2010-05-24 04:40:58
  
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  Sharenator is heaven dude. Hell would be QVC
  
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  - LDDR - replied 2010-05-24 23:08:23
    
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    Agreed. I stand corrected. Nice car.
    
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    - ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-05-25 11:56:42
      
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      In the morning @_@
      
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LDDR - replied 2010-06-08 21:45:34

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yes

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- ChA0SrAiN - replied 2010-06-09 16:34:27
  
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  No.
  
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  - Nightmare - replied 2010-06-18 18:56:04
    
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    maybe... i dont know could you repeat the question...
    
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    - gw2250 - replied 2010-06-23 12:37:24
      
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      What Question?
      
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      - Nightmare - replied 2010-06-24 01:44:51
        
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        what answer??
        
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        ChA0SrAiN - replied 2011-01-05 17:28:59
        
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        What answer to the answer of the question? HMM?
        
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LDDR - replied 2010-07-05 00:54:56

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I liked the car.

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- ChA0SrAiN - replied 2011-01-05 17:31:12
  
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  In the afternoon?
  
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peace - replied 2011-01-06 01:50:00

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Over 9000 people have lost the game

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