Senseless, random contradictions!

All you have to do is contradict what someone said, in the most senseless, random way possible.

The less sense it makes, the better!

I'll start:

Jupiter has over 9000 rings.


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  • 3

    In the Rick Roll...


    Rick Roll

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    Your mom has 9000 love handles

    • r60man
    • May 14, 2010, 5:29 am
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  • 2

    images - senseless, random contradictions!

    • 720Z
    • May 18, 2010, 3:21 pm
    In easter.
    - ChA0SrAiN January 5, 2011, 5:29 pm
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    over9000 1 - senseless, random contradictions!

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  • 2

    18000 sacks of balls?

    • Math
    • June 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
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  • 1

    Your mom got over 9000 rings.

    Only in the morning.
    - ChA0SrAiN January 5, 2011, 5:29 pm
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  • 1

    Your mums a eats under 9000 calories a year

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  • 1

    I don't have a mum...

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  • 1

    I shot her

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    with a tractor...

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  • 1

    Alright new one:

    I make apple turnip dressing with cheesy nipple curds of pancake tomatoes.

    Only in Santa's Underwear.
    - ChA0SrAiN January 5, 2011, 5:30 pm
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    that you shat out

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    In a coconut.

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    that twice so you had constipation so bad your bowels disintegrated

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  • 1

    In a kindergarten zoo full of whales.

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  • 1

    You turned my nipples off.

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  • 1

    Wales is full of sheep.

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  • 1

    which welshmen shag and give them AIDS so there are no more sheep

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  • 1

    you mom slept with 9000 men?

    • gryxng
    • May 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
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  • 1

    Then the buttercup fairies fail.

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  • 1

    never, but you saw the 9000 dicks.

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  • 1

    you saw the 9000 sacks of balls lol

    • gryxng
    • May 18, 2010, 3:00 pm
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  • 1

    and ailens will eat carrot cake made of the fairies

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  • 1

    And the aliens will get rhinoceros'd into the alien cake of pure fail while squid people drink moon juice.

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  • 1

    No, I saw the 9000 boobs in the strip club :D

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    you win lol

    • gryxng
    • May 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
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    touche

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  • 1

    ULTIMATE EPIC VICTORY!

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  • 1

    No, epic beard man had the ultimate epic victory, your's was just an epic victory. Sorry dude.

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    i dont get it

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  • 1

    Welcome to the 9,000th level of Sharenator HELL!

    • LDDR
    • May 24, 2010, 12:23 am
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    Sharenator is heaven dude. Hell would be QVC

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    Agreed. I stand corrected. Nice car.

    • LDDR
    • May 24, 2010, 11:08 pm
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  • 1

    Under the 9000 failures of muffin cakes? O_O

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    In the morning @_@

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    yes

    • LDDR
    • June 8, 2010, 9:45 pm
    What answer to the answer of the question? HMM?
    - ChA0SrAiN January 5, 2011, 5:28 pm
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    No.

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    In the sunshine.

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    In hell.

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    ''Turn left now!''

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  • 1

    while satans rigning a bell

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  • 1

    In new new Russia of buttercup fail?

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  • 1

    No!

    turn right into the bellybutton of the Godzilla!!!!

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  • 1

    And then the fairies get AIDS and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into Godzilla.

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  • 1

    maybe... i dont know could you repeat the question...

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  • 1

    Wait Wait Wait the umbrella is blue!

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  • 1

    while some chinese eat a dog's tail

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    What Question?

    • gw2250
    • June 23, 2010, 12:37 pm
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    what answer??

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    I liked the car.

    • LDDR
    • July 5, 2010, 12:54 am
    In the afternoon?
    - ChA0SrAiN January 5, 2011, 5:31 pm
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    Over 9000 people have lost the game

    • peace
    • January 6, 2011, 1:50 am
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    Your face has over 9000 zits!

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