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  • Dannyl
  • February 5, 2010, 4:24 am
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  • 8

    I think the elders of Papua New Guinea probably started it as a joke and each generation did it to the next since it happened to them.

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  • 5

    I want to break the record for farthest splooge. Regardless, training for it should be fun.

    P.S I'm happy I don't live in Papua New Guinea!

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  • 4

    My theory is if i splooge off the top of a building, with the wind behind me, i can easily get 30-40 feet

    • Dannyl
    • February 5, 2010, 5:45 am
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  • 4

    I didn't know my manjuice was faster than a West African Jaguar.

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  • 3

    Yes, but your "manjuice" will only win a race if it is < 10 inches.

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  • 3

    I prefer to think of it as winning races < 25,400,000 nanometers

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  • 2

    There is SO much wrong with this. I am speechless.
    +3

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  • 2

    dont overpractice man u need to let them get big and strong to be on top of there game. you dont want brand new ones just going in the game like that hahah

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  • 2

    lol i bet that record for the farthest splooge was set by chuck norris 5 minutes after he was born and now well we cannot measure such a distance with our insignificant human measurements and numbers

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  • 1

    amazed - yet a little nauseous

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  • 1

    Amazing

    • peace
    • February 6, 2010, 2:22 am
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  • 1

    SWALLOW SPERM OF THEIR ELDERS LIKE THEIR DAD OMFG NO!!!! SO WRONG

    • BEASTY
    • February 6, 2010, 8:47 am
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  • 1

    Sounds SOOO much longer. lol

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  • 1

    i have managed to impress and slightly creep out my friends at school with my unusual knowledge

    • cooldog
    • February 23, 2010, 9:07 am
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  • 1

    Or maybe they're just like... weird

    • noodle
    • February 23, 2010, 9:24 am
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