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Posted: 2010-02-05 04:24:49

Psst.

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RE: Semen

CaptinCrunk
Rank: #5

I want to break the record for farthest splooge. Regardless, training for it should be fun.

P.S I'm happy I don't live in Papua New Guinea!

Posted: 2010-02-05 05:35:14 Report Reply

RE: Semen

CallMeGoogle
Rank: #45

I think the elders of Papua New Guinea probably started it as a joke and each generation did it to the next since it happened to them.

Posted: 2010-02-05 15:51:05 Report Reply

RE: Semen

noodle
Rank: #49

Or maybe they're just like... weird

Posted: 2010-02-23 09:24:48 Report Reply

RE: Semen

Dannyl
Rank: #4

My theory is if i splooge off the top of a building, with the wind behind me, i can easily get 30-40 feet

Posted: 2010-02-05 05:45:03 Report Reply

RE: Semen

buddyfoeva
Rank: #8

dont overpractice man u need to let them get big and strong to be on top of there game. you dont want brand new ones just going in the game like that hahah

Posted: 2010-02-05 12:01:22 Report Reply

RE: Semen

DangerBunny666
Rank: #135

I didn't know my manjuice was faster than a West African Jaguar.

Posted: 2010-02-05 09:22:46 Report Reply

RE: Semen

CallMeGoogle
Rank: #45

Yes, but your "manjuice" will only win a race if it is < 10 inches.

Posted: 2010-02-05 15:51:52 Report Reply

RE: Semen

casper667
Rank: #339

I prefer to think of it as winning races < 25,400,000 nanometers

Posted: 2010-02-05 16:43:28 Report Reply

RE: Semen

LaMountain
Rank: #205

Sounds SOOO much longer. lol

Posted: 2010-02-06 10:03:25 Report Reply

RE: Semen

Satanizcool
Rank: #519

There is SO much wrong with this. I am speechless.
+3

Posted: 2010-02-05 06:50:39 Report Reply

RE: Semen

Nightmare
Rank: #87

lol i bet that record for the farthest splooge was set by chuck norris 5 minutes after he was born and now well we cannot measure such a distance with our insignificant human measurements and numbers

Posted: 2010-02-08 00:33:13 Report Reply

RE: Semen

willwhite007
Rank: #26

amazed - yet a little nauseous

Posted: 2010-02-05 08:44:10 Report Reply

RE: Semen

peace
Rank: #56

Amazing

Posted: 2010-02-06 02:22:50 Report Reply

RE: Semen

BEASTY
Rank: #44

SWALLOW SPERM OF THEIR ELDERS LIKE THEIR DAD OMFG NO!!!! SO WRONG

Posted: 2010-02-06 08:47:48 Report Reply

RE: Semen

cooldog
Rank: #278

i have managed to impress and slightly creep out my friends at school with my unusual knowledge

Posted: 2010-02-23 09:07:50 Report Reply

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Dannyl
Rank: #4

Would You Drink Apple Flavoured Horse Semen?
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CSI Horatio parody ?
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Craigslist Strangeness
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