SEX JOKES?!

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So these jokes aren't mine, but some of them are pretty funny feel free to add your own :)

Men have to heads, and women have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarted by 77%, suck a dick save a smile.

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking good year.

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Big bad wolf told lil red riding hood to life up her top so he could suck her tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the damn book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy.

Girls are magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless meat hard.


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Posted: 2011-04-21 21:35:56
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DarkHunter
DarkHunter
Rank: #34
God so so many spelling mistakes.
"A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy." Should be makes a cock happy, "lift up her top" not "life up" And there are more, but they were kinda funny.
Posted: 2011-04-22 16:59:22 Report Reply
whats the difference between jam and jelly? you dont jelly a dick down a throat
Posted: 2011-04-24 20:46:35 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
Haha that one i haven't heard lol, +1 for you :)
Posted: 2011-04-24 21:03:47 Report Reply
thank you kind sir and a +1 to you
Posted: 2011-04-24 21:22:37 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
Thats very generous another +1 for you haha
Posted: 2011-04-24 22:37:02 Report Reply
i am very gratful +1 to you!
Posted: 2011-04-25 09:05:47 Report Reply
ill join in the mix +1 for all of you
Posted: 2011-04-25 09:12:57 Report Reply
The right time to join my friend, a +1 for all of you!
Posted: 2011-04-25 09:23:46 Report Reply
DarkicoN13
DarkicoN13
Rank: #7
Well i want in, +1s to all!
Posted: 2011-04-25 18:02:54 Report Reply
The way you said well I want was very sexy, and that makes me vury happy, +1 for ye!
Posted: 2011-04-25 20:35:24 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
Haha uprate party success ;)
Posted: 2011-04-25 21:48:39 Report
MalverdeAl100 Wanna hear a joke?
tyduran13 Sure
MalverdeAl100 Pussy
tyduran13 I don't get it
MalverdeAl100 Exactly !!!
Posted: 2011-04-24 18:46:18 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
Ha nice
Posted: 2011-04-24 19:09:49 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangets to your curves =D
Posted: 2011-04-24 21:35:04 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
You just made me learn and laugh at the same time... damn... haha
Posted: 2011-04-24 22:36:13 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
haha math jokes are the best!
Posted: 2011-04-25 03:50:56 Report Reply



Cuz math can be sexy! lol I think you'll like this if you haven't seen it.
Posted: 2011-04-25 03:56:08 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
im bo yo! haha
Posted: 2011-04-25 03:58:04 Report Reply
YES! Love it!
Posted: 2011-04-25 03:59:12 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
this kid is truly a lyrical genius lol
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:02:23 Report Reply
The Rehab Center for Fictional Characters is my favorite. Have you seen it?
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:04:58 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
it sounds really familiar, im pretty sure i have but i dont remember
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:05:37 Report Reply



It's NSFW if they're within earshot.
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:07:21 Report
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
nsfw?
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:13:47 Report Reply
Not suitable for work... He usually talks so fast no one would understand it, but this one is more of a "character study". :p
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:15:59 Report
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
3.14 apple pie is classic though haha
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:16:41 Report
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
i still dont understand why its not suitable for work lol
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:19:58 Report Reply
Have you seen it? It's not suitable if anyone can hear the language depending on where you work...
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:24:24 Report
I'm watching that one again right now! lol
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:18:04 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
SO IT I WILL TO haha
Posted: 2011-04-25 17:49:33 Report Reply

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