SEX JOKES?!

So these jokes aren't mine, but some of them are pretty funny feel free to add your own :)

Men have to heads, and women have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarted by 77%, suck a dick save a smile.

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking good year.

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Big bad wolf told lil red riding hood to life up her top so he could suck her tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the damn book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy.

Girls are magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless meat hard.

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  • 11

    God so so many spelling mistakes.
    "A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy." Should be makes a cock happy, "lift up her top" not "life up" And there are more, but they were kinda funny.

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    whats the difference between jam and jelly? you dont jelly a dick down a throat

    Haha that one i haven't heard lol, +1 for you :)
    - tyduran13 April 24, 2011, 9:03 pm
    thank you kind sir and a +1 to you
    - jedimcsithlord April 24, 2011, 9:22 pm
    Thats very generous another +1 for you haha
    - tyduran13 April 24, 2011, 10:37 pm
    i am very gratful +1 to you!
    - jedimcsithlord April 25, 2011, 9:05 am
    ill join in the mix +1 for all of you
    - Reddeath195 April 25, 2011, 9:12 am
    The right time to join my friend, a +1 for all of you!
    - chaosmaster April 25, 2011, 9:23 am
    Well i want in, +1s to all!
    - DarkicoN13 April 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
    The way you said well I want was very sexy, and that makes me vury happy, +1 for ye!
    - chaosmaster April 25, 2011, 8:35 pm
    Haha uprate party success ;)
    - tyduran13 April 25, 2011, 9:48 pm
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  • 3

    MalverdeAl100 Wanna hear a joke?
    tyduran13 Sure
    MalverdeAl100 Pussy
    tyduran13 I don't get it
    MalverdeAl100 Exactly !!!

    Ha nice
    - tyduran13 April 24, 2011, 7:09 pm
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  • 2

    i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangets to your curves =D

    You just made me learn and laugh at the same time... damn... haha
    - tyduran13 April 24, 2011, 10:36 pm
    haha math jokes are the best!
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 3:50 am


    Cuz math can be sexy! lol I think you'll like this if you haven't seen it.
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 3:56 am
    im bo yo! haha
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 3:58 am
    YES! Love it!
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 3:59 am
    this kid is truly a lyrical genius lol
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 4:02 am
    The Rehab Center for Fictional Characters is my favorite. Have you seen it?
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 4:04 am
    it sounds really familiar, im pretty sure i have but i dont remember
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 4:05 am


    It's NSFW if they're within earshot.
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 4:07 am
    nsfw?
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 4:13 am
    Not suitable for work... He usually talks so fast no one would understand it, but this one is more of a "character study". :p
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 4:15 am
    3.14 apple pie is classic though haha
    - tyduran13 April 25, 2011, 4:16 am
    i still dont understand why its not suitable for work lol
    - bufus101 April 25, 2011, 4:19 am
    Have you seen it? It's not suitable if anyone can hear the language depending on where you work...
    - ClassicDarlingXO April 25, 2011, 4:24 am
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  • 1

    I'm watching that one again right now! lol

    SO IT I WILL TO haha
    - tyduran13 April 25, 2011, 5:49 pm
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