SEX JOKES?!
So these jokes aren't mine, but some of them are pretty funny feel free to add your own :)
Men have to heads, and women have 4 lips.
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarted by 77%, suck a dick save a smile.
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking good year.
Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Big bad wolf told lil red riding hood to life up her top so he could suck her tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the damn book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy.
Girls are magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless meat hard.
Men have to heads, and women have 4 lips.
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarted by 77%, suck a dick save a smile.
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking good year.
Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Big bad wolf told lil red riding hood to life up her top so he could suck her tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the damn book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy.
Girls are magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless meat hard.
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Posted: 2011-04-21 21:35:56
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whats the difference between jam and jelly? you dont jelly a dick down a throat
thank you kind sir and a +1 to you
ill join in the mix +1 for all of you
The right time to join my friend, a +1 for all of you!
The way you said well I want was very sexy, and that makes me vury happy, +1 for ye!
MalverdeAl100 Wanna hear a joke?
tyduran13 Sure
MalverdeAl100 Pussy
tyduran13 I don't get it
MalverdeAl100 Exactly !!!
tyduran13 Sure
MalverdeAl100 Pussy
tyduran13 I don't get it
MalverdeAl100 Exactly !!!
Cuz math can be sexy! lol I think you'll like this if you haven't seen it.
The Rehab Center for Fictional Characters is my favorite. Have you seen it?
Not suitable for work... He usually talks so fast no one would understand it, but this one is more of a "character study". :p
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:15:59 Report
Have you seen it? It's not suitable if anyone can hear the language depending on where you work...
Posted: 2011-04-25 04:24:24 Report
I'm watching that one again right now! lol
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"A rooster and a cat were playing by a pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cat happy." Should be makes a cock happy, "lift up her top" not "life up" And there are more, but they were kinda funny.