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4 - Rules for a gunfight
5 - Rules for a gunfight
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
20 - Rules for a gunfight
23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".
25. You can't miss fast enough to win.
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Posted: 2010-06-20 18:29:47

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  • DennisDee - replied 2010-06-20 20:18:12
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    Whats Rule#34?
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    • Dawn - replied 2010-06-21 15:08:42
      +11
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      • DennisDee - replied 2010-06-21 17:17:54
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        I knew when i made this comment, someone somewhere would fulfill my dream and reply something of this nature... Thankyou
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        • CrazyJay - replied 2010-11-08 12:41:30
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          It was your dream to look at gun porn? I think you need help...or better dreams.
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          • DennisDee - replied 2010-11-08 15:42:28
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            have you ever seen the discharge of guns while they copulate..
            well it's amazing ya know.
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    • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-06-21 04:43:36
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      really? XD
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    • defmid26 - replied 2010-06-21 05:08:06
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      I know what you are thinking, and it was part of it. It had to do something with a wiimote and throwing it
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  • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-06-20 19:24:08
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    Rule 12 & 13 deserve +3 alone.
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    • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-06-20 19:39:13
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      Also could you give me the link for the picture in rule #20? I really think that is my dad but I'm not sure because it's too small.
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      • CallMeGoogle - replied 2010-06-20 19:54:23
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        • Jofus1992 - replied 2010-11-09 07:52:55
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          Looks a lot like my dad actually but it's not. Maybe a long lost twin
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  • HippyBoy - replied 2010-06-21 05:47:01
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    Rule 1.Bring a tank.
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    • johnecash - replied 2010-06-21 09:20:42
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      a tank without infantry support is wide open to be destroyed.
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      • HippyBoy - replied 2010-06-21 10:39:52
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        Rule 2.Bring 20 tanks.
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        • johnecash - replied 2010-06-21 11:23:43
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          heads up, tanks without grunts on the ground is going to run into a lot of problems, depending on location. i see where you going and would advise you bring a tank that has foot support. now thats scary.
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          • HippyBoy - replied 2010-06-21 12:10:48
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            Alright i'll meet you half way here.
            Rule 3.Fuck '1.' and '2.' bring 20 of these.

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            • johnecash - replied 2010-06-21 12:38:40
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              now your thinking with bacon!
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            • defmid26 - replied 2010-11-08 11:54:03
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              That would fall under #37.
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              • HippyBoy - replied 2010-11-09 07:46:27
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                No it wouldn't.
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                • defmid26 - replied 2010-11-09 21:10:52
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                  How is five or six terminators not overkill?
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                  • ReapersSniper - replied 2010-11-11 02:24:32
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                    There is no "overkill". Read the rules, then you will know.
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-06-21 04:44:18
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    lolz i have a gunfight coming up so how many fellow sharenators have guns im just gonna follow rule #1 #12 and #13
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    • destroyer124 - replied 2010-06-21 09:16:16
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      really because im gunna follow all these rules but if you want to pick and choose then good luck lol
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  • CrazyJay - replied 2010-06-21 06:34:33
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    "Be Polite, Be professional but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

    Isn't that a quote from the TF2 Sniper?
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    • SuDoku - replied 2010-06-21 10:05:17
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      Yeah XD
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  • SuDoku - replied 2010-06-21 10:05:54
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    Yayy Monty Python pictures and TF2 quotes <3
    Very nice collection +3
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  • ClancyMan44 - replied 2010-06-22 10:52:28
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    i have another rule... always bring the bigger gun
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    • defmid26 - replied 2010-06-22 14:58:45
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      a.k.a. NUKE!
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      • johnecash - replied 2010-06-24 09:17:40
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        the problem with using a nuke in a gun fight is that it will end up killing you too.
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  • Sharpie600rr - replied 2010-11-09 08:11:35
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    These are complete win thanks for the post.
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  • BobTheJanitor - replied 2010-11-10 04:54:08
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    +3 for rule #9 and the Monty Python references. Particularly #13.
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