Rolls Royce Loan

Rolls Royce Loan

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"

The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"

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    lol wow

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    re-post of a joke i posted. still funny though.

    shut up
    - chanse69 November 23, 2010, 11:03 am
    thank god for that comment. you have truly brought something to the table.
    - johnecash November 23, 2010, 11:34 am
    LIIIIIINK! Is a character in Zelda, but yeah you also need to link the repost :D Ahh I'm in a good mood tonight. Not that you needed to know that, but yeah.
    - SuDoku November 23, 2010, 11:57 am
    no worries. its a good joke that should be told more than once.
    http://www.sharenator.com/Red_Neck_Bank_Loan/
    - johnecash November 23, 2010, 12:30 pm
    shut up shut up shut up
    i hate my life
    - chanse69 December 1, 2010, 11:02 am
    get over it son.
    - johnecash December 1, 2010, 11:35 am
    suck my dick an then i might
    - chanse69 December 2, 2010, 10:39 am
    Suck your dick? Are you gay? No having much luck with the ladies i see my young friend.
    - johnecash December 2, 2010, 10:57 am
    your mom sucks my penis all night long an when im done she asks for more;)
    - chanse69 December 3, 2010, 10:54 am
    thank god you can have an intelligent conversation. A wise man speaks when he has something to say, a fool because he can.
    - johnecash December 3, 2010, 12:12 pm
    i speak because im bored at school an decide one day that i want to piss off some nerdy person on this site what does that make me? a teenager? it would make sense because all teenagers are assholes an i take pride in that. do i still sound like a fool now?
    - chanse69 December 6, 2010, 10:42 am
    a fool speak because he can, a wise man because he has something to say. yes you sound like a fool when you ask another guy to suck your dick.
    - johnecash December 6, 2010, 11:15 am
    SUCK IT LONG AN HARD BABY BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - chanse69 December 10, 2010, 10:38 am
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    And thats why he's a multimillionare.

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    Haha, genuis

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