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1: A man drives his truck under an overpass and comes to a screeching halt. The overpass was just a little bit lower than the truck, and now the truck is wedged in tightly to where it can't go back or forward. What is the easiest way to get the truck out?
2: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
3: Is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies once?
4: A man's head lay on the desk surrounded by a pool of blood. On the floor to his right lay a handgun. There were powder burns on the right side of the man's head, showing that he had been shot at close range. The right hand still held the pen that wrote his suicide note, which was coated on blood. The police recorded his death at 2 a.m. Suddenly, the man's best friend burst into the room.
"He killed himself!" his friend cries. Then he sees the bloody note. "Why would he want to kill himself?" he asks. The detective doesn't care about the note, because he knows it was murder. How did he know?
5: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
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Posted: 2011-03-27 11:06:18

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  • zebidybob - replied 2011-03-27 11:15:45
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    1.Deflate the tire's
    2.No (but that depends on where in the world you live)
    3.The same (depends if you are buying everything)
    4.He is Right handed and the gun was on his right hand side so he would have to be extremely fast to shoot himself and pick up the pen
    5.Short

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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:16:55
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      1: yes
      2: no
      3: no
      4: yes
      5: yes
      Quit being technical!
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:17:52
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      well...technically #2 is correct, so ill give it to u; it's not only illegal, it's impossible.
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      • zebidybob - replied 2011-03-27 11:20:08
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        3. would be two friends once because you only have to make one trip

        Sorry for the technicalities.
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        • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:20:57
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          3: correct
          I think u win! Time for riddlemania 10!
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:20:19
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      plz rate so this gets on the board!
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      • zebidybob - replied 2011-03-27 11:22:00
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        done and thanks I have found these to be amusing.

        Can't arsed to find related pic
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        • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:37:00
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          ya...but riddlemania 10 is out now, so rate so u can earn some points!
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      • zebidybob - replied 2011-03-27 11:30:36
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        I have had a few beers but I think my logic works

        If you take one friend twice that is 4 tickets
        but if you take two friends once that is 3 tickets?
        never mind about getting there as I can walk from my house
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  • Mattty21 - replied 2011-03-27 11:28:27
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    1. flatten the tires
    2. necrophilia? - so no...
    3. 2 friends at once because you are only paying for yourself once
    4. gun and pen were both on the right.
    5. short or shore
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-27 11:35:54
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      too late...riddlemania 10 is out now, so have at it. And rate it up so other ppl can see if you can so kindly!
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