Retarded insurance claims

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

3. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

9. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

10. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

11. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

12. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

13. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.

14. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly approached in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

15. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

16. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

17. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

18. I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

19. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

20. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

21. I saw a slow moving, sad faced gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

22. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

23. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

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