Red Neck Bank Loan

Never underestimate An Alabama Redneck cowboy..



A Redneck from Alabama walked into a

Bank in New York City and asked for the loan

Officer. He told the loan officer that he was

Going to Paris on an international redneck festival for

Two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he

Was not a depositor of the bank.



The bank officer told him that the bank

Would need some form of security for the loan, so the

Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car

Was parked on the street in front of the bank. The

Redneck produced the title and everything checked

Out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as

Collateral for the loan and apologized for having

To charge 12% interest.



Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh

At the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000

Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of

The bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's

Private underground garage and parked it.



Two weeks later, the Redneck

Returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.

The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy

To have had your business, and this transaction has

Worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While

You were away, we checked you out on Dunn &

Bradstreet and found that you are a highly

Sophisticated investor and multimillionaire with

Real estate and financial interests all

Over the world. What puzzles

Us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?



The good 'ole Alabama boy replied,

'Where else in New York City can I park my car for

Two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there

When I return?



His name was BUBBA....