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Little Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".
"You are in America now and from now on your name will be Kevin," replied the teacher.
Mohammed returned home after school and his mother asked: "How was your day, Mohammed?"
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Kevin."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" - and she beat him. Then she
called his father who also beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school and when his teacher saw all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Kevin"?
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin' Arabs.."
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".
"You are in America now and from now on your name will be Kevin," replied the teacher.
Mohammed returned home after school and his mother asked: "How was your day, Mohammed?"
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Kevin."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" - and she beat him. Then she
called his father who also beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school and when his teacher saw all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you little Kevin"?
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin' Arabs.."
There was a boy who came home one day from school and he tells his dad that he had sex for the first time and that it was his teacher
"dad" way to go son! do you want a beer, or that new bike you have been wanting?
"son" well dad, i prefer something that i didnt have to sit on, My butt kind of hurts...
"dad" way to go son! do you want a beer, or that new bike you have been wanting?
"son" well dad, i prefer something that i didnt have to sit on, My butt kind of hurts...
what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do u call a cow with two legs?
lean beef
what do u call a dog woth no legs?
u dont it wont come
where do u find a dog with no legs?
wherever u left it
did u ever see helen kellers house... neither did she
how do u play a prank on helen keller
rearrange the furniture
how do u play an ever crueller prank on her
stick a plunger in the toilet
Ground beef
What do u call a cow with two legs?
lean beef
what do u call a dog woth no legs?
u dont it wont come
where do u find a dog with no legs?
wherever u left it
did u ever see helen kellers house... neither did she
how do u play a prank on helen keller
rearrange the furniture
how do u play an ever crueller prank on her
stick a plunger in the toilet
if a man says something and there is no woman around to say anything. is he still wrong?
I applied for a job at the mental hospital. They told me i need 24 hours experience with a retarded kid. So if you wanna hang out tomorrow, i got a box of crayons.
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