If there's spooning, and knifing, what is forking?
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on a parkway?
What is love? (Sorry, I had to.)
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck? Better yet, why do we imply they can't chuck wood in the first place?
Sometimes, is it really better to be 'pissed off' if the alternative is being 'pissed on'?
Why do we calm down and not up? Wouldn't more calm be better?
Why do people say 'It's always in the last place you looked'? Of course it is. IF you found it, WHY KEEP LOOKING!?
Technically, isn't any situation containing Iron, Ironic?
Technically, isn't anything CONTAINING Iron, Irony?
Isn't the word 'Shotgun' both Premature and redundant? I mean, if it's new, it's never be fired, so shouldn't it be 'Willbeshotgun'? And secondly, what else would you do with a gun beside shoot it?
Who started The Game? (Yes, I know I lost the Game)
Well, that's it for now. Who knows, maybe I'll have more another time.