Questions To Ponder

I got these from http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/questions.htm...


Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?


If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?


Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?


If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?


Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

...Let me just say-I can't even say that word




How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?



If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child's parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?



Why is it that night falls but day breaks?



When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?


Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?




From nick afro- I know there was a post like this not too long ago- Just thought i would add to the list!
All hail sharenator???

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    Interesting

    • peace
    • February 2, 2010, 2:23 pm
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    Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
    Y is there a k in front of knife?
    Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
    irony
    If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child's parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
    Its called depression
    Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
    u can close bus doors manually

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    wow... who does close the door when the bus driver gets off... now you have me thinking...

    • Stoy
    • May 4, 2010, 7:00 pm
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    Way to ruin it

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    lmaoXD if u dont want an answer dont ask -_-"duh

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    hhmmm...i wonder

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    Why is the incapability of pronouncing "R" Called 'Rhotacism'?
    Is it a coincidence that "typewriter" is the longest word that can be written on a keyboard when the "qwerty" typewriter's introduced it?
    Is it funny how you have just noticed that, after peering down, the qwerty statement was true?(and how those who had already known that is was did not laugh and began to think that this comment is becoming more and more ridiculous as you read)?
    And isn't it hilarious how, after reading this, you are beginning to realise; "why the hell Am I reading this?" but still, through morbid curiosity, you wonder how the hell this'll end.




    It's ended now by the way. :)

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    Depression is a feeling/ illness they may get, but not what you call a parent who has lost their child, as anyone can get depression for a whole variety of reasons.

    • jokin
    • May 5, 2010, 7:26 am
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    Fine if u want to get realistic they are still called parents sir, since it doesn't matter whether u have lost "a" child or "a" child has died. But if they "all" die u r no longer a parent.

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    what i have come up with is they press the button and dive out the door while it's closing :)

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    They are bruning questions, they aren't meant to be answered.

    • Oteyo
    • May 7, 2010, 4:59 am
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    Well Mr. Smarty pants, what do you call the parents if they kill the child themselves?

    Well, now that I think about it, they would just be murderers...Hmmm...

    • Oteyo
    • May 7, 2010, 5:00 am
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    do u mean "rhetorical question"?

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    women do that though

    • 720Z
    • May 7, 2010, 5:59 pm
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    wait... it think they just push it close...however, your conclusion is worthy

    • Stoy
    • May 7, 2010, 6:09 pm
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    lol

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