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Okay So theres:

Opera
Sarah Palin
And Megan Fox

You have to Bang one, Marry one, and kill one.

YOU DECIDE
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Posted: 2010-01-18 10:40:53

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    Junkie - replied 2010-01-18 11:03:59
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    *sigh*... bang megan fox, kill sarah palin, and i'm assuming by "opera" you mean oprah. I would marry her because she is filthy rich.
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      msc14 - replied 2010-03-24 19:00:35
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      Bang Palin, Kill Oprah, and Marry Fox (so i can bang her all the time)
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        whtesnow - replied 2010-11-05 08:38:12
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        lol married people dont have sex
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          Reddeath195 - replied 2010-12-04 23:18:58
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          No married people have sex its the Three stages of sex when you first get married it starts off as Tri-weekly then comes try-weekly and last is try-weakly
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        hightec - replied 2010-11-07 09:53:06
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        racist :D
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      Jackylegs - replied 2010-11-05 00:09:54
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      this is stupid, I'd bang Sarah, because she's a milf but you wouldn't want to make a habit of it, kill Oprah to improve daytime TV tenfold, and marry Megan for ongoing sex and money.
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      peace - replied 2010-01-18 11:18:28
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      same here
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        jstove - replied 2010-01-18 11:19:13
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        Same
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          Goober - replied 2010-01-18 16:42:41
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          Same
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            720Z - replied 2010-02-28 10:25:35
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            wait can we bang megan as many times as we want?
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      RomanCalhoun - replied 2010-01-20 02:34:20
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      Same
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      PEZ07 - replied 2010-01-27 08:38:53
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      exactly the same :D
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      GinjaNinja - replied 2010-11-07 07:58:48
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      Never begin Bang megan fox with a sigh.. :P
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    chachaonit121 - replied 2010-01-18 12:18:48
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    kill sarah palin, banb oprah, and marry meghan fox. Meghan Fox is rich to plus then you get to bang her all the time.
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      Junkie - replied 2010-01-18 12:24:29
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      Indeed she is rich, but not oprah rich... with the money from oprah, megan fox could be your own personal slave.
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        JoshFFuller - replied 2010-01-18 15:35:03
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        you, my friend, have won
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        miniman1013 - replied 2010-01-20 02:48:52
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        No, angry sex isn't as good as passionate sex!
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      miniman1013 - replied 2010-01-20 02:48:21
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      Exactly what I was thinking!
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    CallMeGoogle - replied 2010-01-18 21:14:06
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    Kill Oprah, bang Sarah Palin, and marry Meghan Fox.
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    poopiteepoop - replied 2010-01-18 18:00:43
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    kill fox, bang palin, marry oprah

    thats right, i said it
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      overkill52 - replied 2010-01-19 09:40:47
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      your retarded
      y would u kill fox, bang palin, marry oprah
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        Jackylegs - replied 2010-11-05 00:12:54
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        he's joking....
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      Bigpat330 - replied 2010-01-20 06:18:39
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      WHOA This dude need help on the real
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    Kojira - replied 2010-01-19 12:42:00
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    1.Bang Megan Fox
    2.Kill Sarah Palin
    3.Marry Oprah
    4.Hire an assassin to kill Oprah after she puts you in her will to get all her belongings when she dies.
    5.Marry Megan Fox, be rich and happy.
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    Werhumans - replied 2010-01-19 12:51:44
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    im a milf lover so i would marry palin, bang megan fox this girls you can never marry because they'll leave within the next day if you gave them the right medicine 8). and Kill oprah she's been the reason of many phok ups, divorces, fights, accidents like the time a chimp attacked a guest at her show
    . think about it you still banged megan fox & you might have a chance of living after ww3 since you married a hot politician whahahaha.
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      Smokey - replied 2010-01-28 01:38:08
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      sorry to correct you, but Sarah Palin is a grandmother, so she would be a GILF
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    toxictoxic - replied 2010-01-19 13:13:35
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    bang megan
    kill oprah
    who the fuck is Sarah Palin
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      Dragkyre - replied 2010-01-20 05:33:41
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      sarah Palin was McCains what they call it VP or something though Obama beat them now shes just a porn star or somethin
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        destroyer124 - replied 2010-01-27 11:03:23
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        she was the Governor of alaska lol
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    chachaonit121 - replied 2010-01-18 12:28:10
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    now that guy gots the plan
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    Bigpat330 - replied 2010-01-18 12:51:40
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    true but do u rly want to have to marry oprah u have to sleep with her or she would leave you and we all know she would have a prenup. so i agree with chacha sept i would bang palin and bomb oprah she has to much money she could take over the world. plus after i would be done wit palin she would soffen up a bit. haha
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    chachaonit121 - replied 2010-01-18 12:55:39
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    i came back online just to say the thing about oprah with a prenup...lol Bigpat.
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    destroyer124 - replied 2010-01-18 14:53:11
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    kill palin, marry meghan fox, bang oprah..... meghan fox is hot, i could bang her anytime and she is rich.... banging oprah is just a drawback lol
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    Rabbit - replied 2010-01-18 15:04:37
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    inmypants, are you a fan of 4Player Podcast?
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    Jofus1992 - replied 2010-01-18 16:35:43
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    Kill operah, bang palin, and marry fox. Then I'll get to bang fox often.
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      InMyPaNtS - replied 2010-01-27 07:50:03
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      yup I was thinkin the same
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    blacksabbath24 - replied 2010-01-18 17:35:15
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    kill palin, bang meghan fox, and marry oprah
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    93Bubba10 - replied 2010-01-18 17:39:24
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    Id kill oprah, marry megan fox and bang sarah palin. Id do this because, i dont like oprah. Marrying megan fox you could bang her every night, and id bang sarah palin pretty much because shes the only person left..
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      nazirar - replied 2010-02-11 19:24:54
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      I agree
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    willwhite007 - replied 2010-01-19 08:08:06
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    why cant I bang all 3 at once ?
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    overkill52 - replied 2010-01-19 09:39:38
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    if u bang operah she might give u money
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    Dannyl - replied 2010-01-19 10:13:46
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    Kill Oprah, bang Palin and marry Fox. Marry fox so you get as much as you want (for about a week), bang Palin just for the sake of it and just to say i did and kill oprah because she's the only one left. I have nothing against her, she never shows in UK
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    shahram - replied 2010-01-19 10:17:37
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    bang megan fox and then kill them all :))
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    toxictoxic - replied 2010-01-19 13:12:21
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    that was creepy look I feel bad for that lady
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    gw2250 - replied 2010-01-19 13:33:13
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    mary palin since she is a politician so you know she has money stored up somwhere, use the power and influence she has to kill oprah and bang fox.
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    Math - replied 2010-01-20 03:30:00
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    Bang - Palin (it's only once and with all the kids she's had it may well not touch the sides).
    Kill - Oprah.
    Marry - Megan Fox (then bang away like crazy).
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    Dragkyre - replied 2010-01-20 05:31:31
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    Id bang megan rather than marry cause face it if u get married u wont get laid so banging her is the sensible option... marry operah because shes rich and you could sponge off her forever. and kill Palin because.... do i even need an explination for this is sarah palin
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    Gavin54 - replied 2010-01-20 06:08:50
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    Bang sarah palin. Kill oprah and still her money. and marry meagon fox
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    soccer1418 - replied 2010-01-27 10:57:08
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    bang the fuck out of Megan Fox

    kill palin

    marry oprah ( the divoice her for fox and get half oprah's money)
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    MrSnakes799 - replied 2010-01-27 11:45:52
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    lol have you noticed that its gone from Marry Oprah Bang Megan and kill sarah to kill Oprah Marry Megan and Bang Sarah hehe i like this XD
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    peace - replied 2010-02-07 10:08:05
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    Man with all the reasons i'm having second thoughts
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    Nordmin - replied 2010-02-28 17:09:07
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    wtf, its obvious, kill oprah, bang palin, marry the other one
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    dhuegz100 - replied 2010-03-24 17:54:59
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    Kill oprah, bang fox, marry palin
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    NinjaSeal - replied 2010-03-24 18:54:18
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    Im going to marry Megan Fox (infinite sex) bang Oprah(Get some money), sacrfise Palin to the Kenyans
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      c8r15 - replied 2010-11-05 08:14:58
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      lol @ thinking marriage = infinite sex.
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        NinjaSeal - replied 2010-12-01 04:27:23
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        You haven't heard of Mind Control
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    castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-11-05 00:08:27
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    since my since of hummor has died a bit i will awnser this honastly marry magen fox kill oprah bang palin
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    c8r15 - replied 2010-11-05 08:14:09
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    i may get hate for this, but... kill oprah, bang fox, marry palin. id love to live in alaska, and be able to bring my woman hunting/fishing and go black bear hunting on a regular basis. plus political connections/money is always a good thing. and she's not bad looking either. besides, she's old fashioned... which means im the man, no power struggle.

    to all that would marry megan fox: she'd cheat on you and have you using other men's semen as lube without you knowing it. and shes a total bitch that would make your life a living hell.
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    Zayne32 - replied 2010-11-06 23:08:57
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    marry Megan Fox bang Sarah Palin and kill Oprah
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    moelester - replied 2010-11-07 13:40:02
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    marry oprah...just for her money, bang megan fox, kill sarah palin.
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    Nordmin - replied 2010-12-01 05:29:57
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    OMG as if so many people chose to marry Oprah, I freakin hate her, she is pretty much capitalizing on Racism and people's emotions. She's a freakin idiot

    so I'd kill her for sure, and the rest is easy, bang meghan fox because she's insecure with plastic surgeries and shit and marry Palin, altho she's an idiot shes a total milf
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