Pwnzelite What the f***!?!

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Hello there fellow sharenationians... is that a word? if its not i'm going to make it a word , well any way right now i am tired as FUCK and have decided to write about it :) with alot of winks out loud :P
so right now it is 5:25 and i started writing at 5:23
i feel like a badass, dont ask me why i just feel like shooting a hoothoot in the foot , kinda like what what in the butt if you know what i mean? shit my room is hot and i cant even see my breath hmmm ima see what movies are on the movie channel... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nothing good that i haven't or wanted to see


No sharenatonians is not a word and google spellcheck is trying to fuck with me the closest word to it is washingtonians? wtf kinda crack where they smoking , must have been the crack kind

what if we are aliens? what if we are aliens? what if we are aliens? oh shit i didn't realise i kept going on with that , my bad.

sometimes i get real tired and my eyes start hurting but i cant sleep because i am a noob a sleepin so my mind stays awwake :(

i feel like neo in the matrix because i feel like i can dodge bullets and whatnot

How come rico gets all the tree's with bananas?

how come rico has alot of dollar bills?

who is rico?

why do i wink so much?maybe its because im awesome? how many awesome people wink? the fonz !! EHHHHHH sit on it!

WAHHHAHAHAHA benunauhnuhnuhnuh i bet you didn't know those were me making guitar sounds

5:36 and no sign of the WT-
oh shit no the sn-
get down john hes in th-
ILL SAVE YOU BUBBA!!!!
and thyats howyy bacame a hearoo
your telling me your a millionaire?
haha weez is sitsing wiff a millionaire
yeass me and bubbas made da bubbagump

you can have shrimp shrip or lemon shrimp or watermellon shrimp or chicken shrimp or broiled shrip... i finnk i justsa bout covad eit


i was playing pokemon on my emulator two days ago for 3 days straight no sleep or nuffin and now im so sick of it i literally get sick of the sight of those pixels but something draws me back to it


did you ever want the person who...wait? who the fuck is rico?

i saw a little person once , he was in my house running around he was hairy and had weird things on his cheeks. wait no i think its my cat

why are they called trolls?
they don't eat flesh or kill people they just post a semi-racist comment and sit back and laugh, they should be called hyenas, but then again they don't have friends hmmm

what is the definition of a badass in YOUR oppinion i dont know what or whom rico is but i think hes a ghost

did you know the static we recieve on our tv comes from lightyears away into our broadcasting stations BECAUSE i did :)

why why why why why why why why why why why why why

if i became a famous person would you guys still like me? or would you like me more and not say holy graily shit its like the one of us lies and one of us tells the truth paradox!
well it is 5:53 now and im bored as HELL
i wonder if hell is cold or hot? some peopel are liek hot as hell and then cold as hell boring as hell , what if hell is liek this really chill place where all the cool guys hang and relax kick back and have a beer?

why is bacon so good? you know when they say stuff that taste good is bad well bacon is good i don't give a shit what you say so fuck yoo
Al gore and global warming ! your a liar pinhead nugget shit!
danimals yea thats right motherfucker i called you DANIMALS cuz thats how i pronounce your name WATCHOOTALKIN BOUT WILLIS! It is 5:59 and lets count down till 6 o clock 9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...-1...-2.... aww fuckit the time wont change for shit oh tere we go nvm WHO IS RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 more minutes to go with you chestnuts


hey guys i got a joke what do you call nuts on a wall wallnuts NO a glory hole :D what do you call nuts on a chest ! chestnuts NO tea bag what do you call nuts on your chin BLOWJOB NO Chinnuts :)
i feel like a troll :)

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLolololOLOL
HES A REALLLLL NO WHEREEE MANNNN SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOOOBODYYYYYYYYY
DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TOO! he might be making his plans for Rico

did you ever feel like punting a midget? like reallll far to , like a hundred yards or so and than jsut being like beat that bitches! and then a bunch of your friends come over with midgets in tehr hand and drop kick them and they fly and then captain falcon gives them falcon pawnch? well it is almost 6:25 and i'm almost DONE! thats what she said somebody to love ohh i need somebody to love ooohhhhh i want somebody to love ehhhhhhhhh oh fuck it im posting it now :D ENJOY :D


just need to find a suitable thumbnail


well i have been looking for a few minutes so i might actually legitmatly make it to 6:25


holy molly i might not make the deadline oh what is rico going to do to me :(

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Posted: 2011-01-11 12:24:58
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ember
ember
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screaming kid - Pwnzelite What the f***!?!


I think I might make a second one of these for me... it has almost been a year since the last one.
Posted: 2011-01-11 12:42:41 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
thats how i feel right now crying and laughing because i dotn know who rico is
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:58:40 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
I want to know who the fuck rico is... I'll ask everyone at my school tommarow.
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:04:46 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
maybe they will provide some clues to as who this shifty character is
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:11:48 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Someone has to know>:(
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:16:29 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
i think its better we not dwell into knowing whom rico may or may not be? is he jack the ripper or even abe lincoln?
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:18:00 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Or we could form a rico hunting club made up of people with mad skills, and find for him!
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:21:13 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
hell yeah alright we need arceus lugia chuck norris and rorschach cuz hes awesome
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:43:15 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
YOUR RANK 69!
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:45:25 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
so what?...im still a rockstar?
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:46:10 Report
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Just wanted to make sure you knew before it was gone.
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:47:31 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
rank is for poopy people :)
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:48:55 Report
ember
ember
Rank: #56
exept for 69.
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:54:32 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT :) i'm a slow dumbass :)
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:56:38 Report
ember
ember
Rank: #56
XD just a bit.
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:01:11 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
WELL i am catching up to you in rank so WATCH OUT!
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:02:40 Report
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Good luck with that:P
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:09:03 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
pft i got you in two days just watch
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:11:02 Report
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Lets raise the stakes I bet a cookie you won't get a higher rank without cheating in two days.
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:15:22 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
how the hell do i cheat? and i think i will go 5 cookies hell yeah high roller
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:16:06 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
It's easy to cheat I can think of several ways right now. five cookies, a plate of bacon, coka-cola, and a 1 page public appology single spaced word size ten to the winner.
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:20:41 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
i don't get how you cheat on a forum site?
other than for rank purposes

and 5 2l of coke classic
twelve cookies and "69" page apology letter
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:22:50 Report
One question? Are you andember friends?
Posted: 2011-01-12 07:58:36 Report
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
you would make an excellent rant
Posted: 2011-05-16 05:56:21 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
Ember does rant, all the time actually. It's usually over nothing and most people can't make out Embers logic during her rants though.
Posted: 2011-05-24 17:32:15 Report Reply
bufus101
bufus101
Rank: #29
unless you're an intelligent one like bufus101
Posted: 2011-05-24 17:34:01 Report Reply
hilarious aut
Posted: 2011-05-16 03:56:19 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
who is this?
Posted: 2011-05-16 05:04:52 Report Reply
how long have you and ember been up for!?!?!?!
Posted: 2011-01-11 12:44:39 Report Reply
ember
ember
Rank: #56
We both have insomnia:D
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:15:07 Report Reply
luckys!!!!!!
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:08:48 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
insomnia isn't lucky? ! are you crazy, insomnia is terrible staying up all night your STILL tired you just cant go to sleep
my eyes hurt if things start moving to fast i get delirious and go into like a psychadellic stage and things start waving and i hallucinate out of the corner of my eye like ! WAS THAT A SQUIRREL? like a double take and you get headaches atelast twice a day
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:24:13 Report Reply
yeah but you get to stay up all night!
Posted: 2011-01-11 16:56:21 Report Reply
HippyBoy
HippyBoy
Rank: #163
Cheaper than Acid.
Posted: 2011-01-12 07:57:13 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
cheaper than acid but not as half as trippy
Posted: 2011-01-12 07:58:52 Report Reply
720Z
720Z
Rank: #74
lol freddy crouger must be pissed at you
Posted: 2011-02-13 11:14:58 Report Reply
i was gonna correct yoo in a way to say "three of us have insomnia" in one word but i couldnt think of one so i thought i should merge the word, here goes;

Correction! we throth have insomnia:D
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:10:05 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
great genius sourpuss!
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:11:07 Report Reply
DD:< yoo again... ¬¬
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:13:21 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71

*space eyes!*
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:14:45 Report Reply
i dare you to try to sleep in a room with no/lousy curtains and a big window in Iceland at summertime
sun goes down at like, 4 AM and goes up at like, 6 AM XD
also, at high winter, the sun goes down at around 17-18 PM and comes up at 11-13 PM :/
I know, fucked uppp!
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:02:16 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
Thats because iceland is nearly directly in between the center of earths rotation and the sun.
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:10:22 Report Reply
LOL i guess you know more about that than me XD
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:14:32 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
That's the only thing about Iceland I really know.... other than that, it's just a floating island of ice. :P
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:17:14 Report Reply
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no it's not.


Iceland is a solid island made out of thousands of years old lava and it only has a *little* bit of its surface covered by ice, behold:

Iceland - Pwnzelite What the f***!?!


it's around the size of Poland but like, 9/10th of Iceland is clean untouched nature
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:21:20 Report Reply
its also where yoo live:D yay i know more :3
Posted: 2011-01-11 14:11:52 Report Reply
XD
Posted: 2011-01-12 07:17:36 Report Reply
Disco
Disco
Rank: #33
thus needs to go on /b/ with kitkat's picture
Posted: 2011-01-11 13:09:07 Report Reply
SuperPost
SuperPost
Rank: #96
Whatever your smoking... i want some!
Posted: 2011-01-11 15:23:24 Report Reply
peace
peace
Rank: #60
AWESOME!
Posted: 2011-02-02 11:43:50 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
it's hard to make sense when i have never found it or know what it consists of
Posted: 2011-02-02 16:28:49 Report Reply
probz bacon.
Posted: 2011-02-03 08:24:19 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
probley, i will jsut bacon weave it into sense
Posted: 2011-02-04 07:53:05 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
tl;dr sorry :)
Posted: 2011-02-02 16:37:42 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
don't say sorry for something your really not sorry for, i don't care if you read it :)
Posted: 2011-02-02 16:39:31 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
OK well i'm not sorry I actually need to get back to some physics homework...
Posted: 2011-02-02 16:43:58 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
ask your teacher if you can drop a car on her to see if your calculations are correct
Posted: 2011-02-02 16:51:00 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
I was think more of
Dear Teacher,

Motion.

The End.
Posted: 2011-02-02 17:43:51 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
haha
Posted: 2011-02-02 18:53:04 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
you know it's been three months and i still never got your joke.
Posted: 2011-05-04 14:32:38 Report Reply
gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
lol OK, well basically i'm giving a short explanation for almost everything in physics (it all involves motion in a way). So my saying Dear Teacher, Motion it is in short an explanation for anything that will happen in physics.
Posted: 2011-05-04 14:42:27 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
ahhhh, i get it, thank you for explaining to the dumb.
Posted: 2011-05-04 14:47:39 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
You have unsuccessfully made eye contact with crazy person.

eyes pop out - Pwnzelite What the f***!?!

Posted: 2011-05-16 05:03:53 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
OH yeahhhh.

6820oh20yeah - Pwnzelite What the f***!?!

Posted: 2011-05-16 05:38:32 Report Reply
I think the Kool-Aid man is a grammar nazi... I mean, his eyes are COMMAS.
Posted: 2011-05-16 05:51:56 Report Reply
PwnzElite
PwnzElite
Rank: #71
He was created 35 years ago to be a great machine of destruction and tower destroyer by the Gestapo and after they lost the great war he became lost destroying kids homes and yelling "OH YEAH" like he did when he destroyed great towers.
Posted: 2011-05-16 05:56:34 Report Reply
Makes sense.
Posted: 2011-05-16 05:57:33 Report Reply

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