Pwnzelite What the FuCk!?!

Hello there fellow sharenationians... is that a word? if its not i'm going to make it a word , well any way right now i am tired as FUCK and have decided to write about it :) with alot of winks out loud :P
so right now it is 5:25 and i started writing at 5:23
i feel like a badass, dont ask me why i just feel like shooting a hoothoot in the foot , kinda like what what in the butt if you know what i mean? shit my room is hot and i cant even see my breath hmmm ima see what movies are on the movie channel... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nothing good that i haven't or wanted to see

No sharenatonians is not a word and google spellcheck is trying to fuck with me the closest word to it is washingtonians? wtf kinda crack where they smoking , must have been the crack kind

what if we are aliens? what if we are aliens? what if we are aliens? oh shit i didn't realise i kept going on with that , my bad.

sometimes i get real tired and my eyes start hurting but i cant sleep because i am a noob a sleepin so my mind stays awwake :(

i feel like neo in the matrix because i feel like i can dodge bullets and whatnot

How come rico gets all the tree's with bananas?

how come rico has alot of dollar bills?

who is rico?

why do i wink so much?maybe its because im awesome? how many awesome people wink? the fonz !! EHHHHHH sit on it!

WAHHHAHAHAHA benunauhnuhnuhnuh i bet you didn't know those were me making guitar sounds

5:36 and no sign of the WT-
oh shit no the sn-
get down john hes in th-
and thyats howyy bacame a hearoo
your telling me your a millionaire?
haha weez is sitsing wiff a millionaire
yeass me and bubbas made da bubbagump

you can have shrimp shrip or lemon shrimp or watermellon shrimp or chicken shrimp or broiled shrip... i finnk i justsa bout covad eit

i was playing pokemon on my emulator two days ago for 3 days straight no sleep or nuffin and now im so sick of it i literally get sick of the sight of those pixels but something draws me back to it

did you ever want the person who...wait? who the fuck is rico?

i saw a little person once , he was in my house running around he was hairy and had weird things on his cheeks. wait no i think its my cat

why are they called trolls?
they don't eat flesh or kill people they just post a semi-racist comment and sit back and laugh, they should be called hyenas, but then again they don't have friends hmmm

what is the definition of a badass in YOUR oppinion i dont know what or whom rico is but i think hes a ghost

did you know the static we recieve on our tv comes from lightyears away into our broadcasting stations BECAUSE i did :)

why why why why why why why why why why why why why

if i became a famous person would you guys still like me? or would you like me more and not say holy graily shit its like the one of us lies and one of us tells the truth paradox!
well it is 5:53 now and im bored as HELL
i wonder if hell is cold or hot? some peopel are liek hot as hell and then cold as hell boring as hell , what if hell is liek this really chill place where all the cool guys hang and relax kick back and have a beer?

why is bacon so good? you know when they say stuff that taste good is bad well bacon is good i don't give a shit what you say so fuck yoo
Al gore and global warming ! your a liar pinhead nugget shit!
danimals yea thats right motherfucker i called you DANIMALS cuz thats how i pronounce your name WATCHOOTALKIN BOUT WILLIS! It is 5:59 and lets count down till 6 o clock 9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...-1...-2.... aww fuckit the time wont change for shit oh tere we go nvm WHO IS RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 more minutes to go with you chestnuts

hey guys i got a joke what do you call nuts on a wall wallnuts NO a glory hole :D what do you call nuts on a chest ! chestnuts NO tea bag what do you call nuts on your chin BLOWJOB NO Chinnuts :)
i feel like a troll :)

DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TOO! he might be making his plans for Rico

did you ever feel like punting a midget? like reallll far to , like a hundred yards or so and than jsut being like beat that bitches! and then a bunch of your friends come over with midgets in tehr hand and drop kick them and they fly and then captain falcon gives them falcon pawnch? well it is almost 6:25 and i'm almost DONE! thats what she said somebody to love ohh i need somebody to love ooohhhhh i want somebody to love ehhhhhhhhh oh fuck it im posting it now :D ENJOY :D

just need to find a suitable thumbnail

well i have been looking for a few minutes so i might actually legitmatly make it to 6:25

holy molly i might not make the deadline oh what is rico going to do to me :(

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  • 3

    screaming kid

    I think I might make a second one of these for me... it has almost been a year since the last one.

    • ember
    • January 11, 2011, 12:42 pm
    thats how i feel right now crying and laughing because i dotn know who rico is
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 1:58 pm
    I want to know who the fuck rico is... I'll ask everyone at my school tommarow.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:04 pm
    maybe they will provide some clues to as who this shifty character is
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:11 pm
    Someone has to know>:(
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:16 pm
    i think its better we not dwell into knowing whom rico may or may not be? is he jack the ripper or even abe lincoln?
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:18 pm
    Or we could form a rico hunting club made up of people with mad skills, and find for him!
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:21 pm
    hell yeah alright we need arceus lugia chuck norris and rorschach cuz hes awesome
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:43 pm
    YOUR RANK 69!
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:45 pm
    so what? still a rockstar?
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:46 pm
    Just wanted to make sure you knew before it was gone.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:47 pm
    rank is for poopy people :)
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:48 pm
    exept for 69.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 2:54 pm
    HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT :) i'm a slow dumbass :)
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:56 pm
    XD just a bit.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 3:01 pm
    WELL i am catching up to you in rank so WATCH OUT!
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 3:02 pm
    Good luck with that:P
    - ember January 11, 2011, 3:09 pm
    pft i got you in two days just watch
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 3:11 pm
    Lets raise the stakes I bet a cookie you won't get a higher rank without cheating in two days.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 3:15 pm
    how the hell do i cheat? and i think i will go 5 cookies hell yeah high roller
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 3:16 pm
    It's easy to cheat I can think of several ways right now. five cookies, a plate of bacon, coka-cola, and a 1 page public appology single spaced word size ten to the winner.
    - ember January 11, 2011, 3:20 pm
    i don't get how you cheat on a forum site?
    other than for rank purposes

    and 5 2l of coke classic
    twelve cookies and "69" page apology letter
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 3:22 pm
    One question? Are you andember friends?
    - Michiel1994 January 12, 2011, 7:58 am
    hilarious aut
    - drakeBarakahotmail May 16, 2011, 3:56 am
    who is this?
    - PwnzElite May 16, 2011, 5:04 am
    you would make an excellent rant
    - bufus101 May 16, 2011, 5:56 am
    Ember does rant, all the time actually. It's usually over nothing and most people can't make out Embers logic during her rants though.
    - ember May 24, 2011, 5:32 pm
    unless you're an intelligent one like bufus101
    - bufus101 May 24, 2011, 5:34 pm
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    how long have you and ember been up for!?!?!?!

    We both have insomnia:D
    - ember January 11, 2011, 1:15 pm
    - castlewarsisawsome January 11, 2011, 2:08 pm
    i was gonna correct yoo in a way to say "three of us have insomnia" in one word but i couldnt think of one so i thought i should merge the word, here goes;

    Correction! we throth have insomnia:D
    - BlurrySours January 11, 2011, 2:10 pm
    great genius sourpuss!
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:11 pm
    DD:< yoo again... ¬¬
    - BlurrySours January 11, 2011, 2:13 pm
    *space eyes!*
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:14 pm
    insomnia isn't lucky? ! are you crazy, insomnia is terrible staying up all night your STILL tired you just cant go to sleep
    my eyes hurt if things start moving to fast i get delirious and go into like a psychadellic stage and things start waving and i hallucinate out of the corner of my eye like ! WAS THAT A SQUIRREL? like a double take and you get headaches atelast twice a day
    - PwnzElite January 11, 2011, 2:24 pm
    yeah but you get to stay up all night!
    - castlewarsisawsome January 11, 2011, 4:56 pm
    Cheaper than Acid.
    - HippyBoy January 12, 2011, 7:57 am
    cheaper than acid but not as half as trippy
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 7:58 am
    lol freddy crouger must be pissed at you
    - 720Z February 13, 2011, 11:14 am
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    i dare you to try to sleep in a room with no/lousy curtains and a big window in Iceland at summertime
    sun goes down at like, 4 AM and goes up at like, 6 AM XD
    also, at high winter, the sun goes down at around 17-18 PM and comes up at 11-13 PM :/
    I know, fucked uppp!

    Thats because iceland is nearly directly in between the center of earths rotation and the sun.
    - Disco January 11, 2011, 1:10 pm
    LOL i guess you know more about that than me XD
    - Icelandgirly January 11, 2011, 1:14 pm
    That's the only thing about Iceland I really know.... other than that, it's just a floating island of ice. :P
    - Disco January 11, 2011, 1:17 pm




    no it's not.

    Iceland is a solid island made out of thousands of years old lava and it only has a *little* bit of its surface covered by ice, behold:

    it's around the size of Poland but like, 9/10th of Iceland is clean untouched nature
    - Icelandgirly January 11, 2011, 1:21 pm
    its also where yoo live:D yay i know more :3
    - BlurrySours January 11, 2011, 2:11 pm
    - Icelandgirly January 12, 2011, 7:17 am
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    thus needs to go on /b/ with kitkat's picture

    • Disco
    • January 11, 2011, 1:09 pm
  • 1

    Whatever your smoking... i want some!

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    • peace
    • February 2, 2011, 11:43 am
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    PwnzElite Y U NO make sense

    it's hard to make sense when i have never found it or know what it consists of
    - PwnzElite February 2, 2011, 4:28 pm
    probz bacon.
    - GinjaNinja February 3, 2011, 8:24 am
    probley, i will jsut bacon weave it into sense
    - PwnzElite February 4, 2011, 7:53 am
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    tl;dr sorry :)

    • gemie89
    • February 2, 2011, 4:37 pm
    don't say sorry for something your really not sorry for, i don't care if you read it :)
    - PwnzElite February 2, 2011, 4:39 pm
    OK well i'm not sorry I actually need to get back to some physics homework...
    - gemie89 February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
    ask your teacher if you can drop a car on her to see if your calculations are correct
    - PwnzElite February 2, 2011, 4:51 pm
    I was think more of
    Dear Teacher,


    The End.
    - gemie89 February 2, 2011, 5:43 pm
    - PwnzElite February 2, 2011, 6:53 pm
    you know it's been three months and i still never got your joke.
    - PwnzElite May 4, 2011, 2:32 pm
    lol OK, well basically i'm giving a short explanation for almost everything in physics (it all involves motion in a way). So my saying Dear Teacher, Motion it is in short an explanation for anything that will happen in physics.
    - gemie89 May 4, 2011, 2:42 pm
    ahhhh, i get it, thank you for explaining to the dumb.
    - PwnzElite May 4, 2011, 2:47 pm
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    dont make eye contact

    You have unsuccessfully made eye contact with crazy person.
    - PwnzElite May 16, 2011, 5:03 am
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 16, 2011, 5:34 am
    OH yeahhhh.
    - PwnzElite May 16, 2011, 5:38 am
    I think the Kool-Aid man is a grammar nazi... I mean, his eyes are COMMAS.
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 16, 2011, 5:51 am
    He was created 35 years ago to be a great machine of destruction and tower destroyer by the Gestapo and after they lost the great war he became lost destroying kids homes and yelling "OH YEAH" like he did when he destroyed great towers.
    - PwnzElite May 16, 2011, 5:56 am
    Makes sense.
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 16, 2011, 5:57 am
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