Clarkson, who has a holiday home on the island, was enjoying the sun when he fell into a deep sleep, leaving his face, feet and hands painfully burnt.
Worse was to come for the unlucky broadcaster, however, when pranksters spied Clarkson and spelt out an insult in sun cream on his forehead.
The self-confessed ‘Petrol Head’ didn’t notice the unfortunate markings until he arrived at the local airport to fly back to London.
“Everyone was pointing and laughing,” said Arthur Berent, head of airport security. “Mr. Clarkson became quite irate.”
“Anyone who finds this funny is a puerile idiot who rides a bicycle,” Clarkson was heard fuming.
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