sooooo sorta like an uprate party but you have to work for it?
sure im in

So three kids are walking by a lake when they hear someone yelling "HELP, HELP !!!" . They see that it's George W. Bush drowning and rescue him. So George W. Bush is grateful and tells the three kids "Ask me for something and i'll try to make it happen seeing as im the president and all". The first kid asks for a million dollars and Georgey says "well i guess i could give you some tax dollars ". The second kid asks if he can stay at the Whit House for a day and Georgey says "well why the fuck not lol". And finally the third kid asks for a wheelchair and Georgey says "now son why the hell do you want a wheelchair, you don't look handicapped to me " and the kid responds " i will be when my Dad finds out whose ass i just saved"

"So a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican guy are walking down a beach. They come across a lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out. Genie says they each get one of his three wishes.
So the black guy goes first, and asks for all of his Fellow Black Guys to be back in Africa and happy, Genie says done.
The Mexican Guy goes next, and he asks for his Mexican guys to all be back in Mexico and happy, Genie says done.
So the white guy says to the Genie, 'You mean to tell me all the Niggers and Spicks are out of this Country?'
The Genie nods his head, and the white guy says 'I'll have a Coke then.'"
We did change it slightly, but we remember hearing it from Rocko in the movie Boondock Saints.

.....THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"

1. Some months only have 31 days and some 30days, how many months have 28 days?
2. There is a plane crash and every single person on the plane dies, except two people. How is this possible?
3. You walk into a dark room with a match, and in the room you have kindling, an oil lamp, and a pile of newspaper. Which do you light first? 1:All of them. - 2:They were married - 3:The match

I can relate to this 100%