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I was just wondering what would be the best way to make a british person upset?
(33% of points to MalverdeAl100 and 33% to DarkHunter Cuz he was a good sport)


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Posted: 2011-08-26 03:34:01

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  • BEASTY - replied 2011-08-26 04:15:16
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    Us Brits, my dear fellow are sophisticated there for we look past america's many faults, i think that this view of us most annoys us
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    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-26 16:28:22
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      • BEASTY - replied 2011-08-26 16:46:19
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        sex is nothing like that here, trust me. just trust me
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        • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-26 18:29:15
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          oh i believe you
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-08-26 05:36:37
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      *therefore
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    • adduco - replied 2011-08-26 05:38:14
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      you mean
      fellow,
      therefore
      America's
      I
      and a period at the end of the sentence right???

      grammartimehs1 - piss off
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      • BEASTY - replied 2011-08-26 07:25:27
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        Im English, we don't care about grammar, thats Germany
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        • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-09-02 04:14:27
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          No, that's CallMeGoogle.
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  • jokin - replied 2011-08-26 04:06:59
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    Throw our tea into Boston Harbour.
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  • JonnymusPrime - replied 2011-08-27 07:36:08
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    Stereotype us. We don't all go around wearing pinstripe suits and bowler hats with an umbrella and a newspaper talking about the weather before having tea with the Queen or go around in a flat cap and dirty clothes sweeping chimneys for a living

    we are not all like this:
    brain of britain
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    • Ertrov - replied 2011-08-27 22:51:46
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      And we Americans are actually all like this.
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  • poopiteepoop - replied 2011-08-26 03:43:31
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    tell them you won ww2 for them, (assuming you're american), they hate that i've noticed
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    • awesomeeeee - replied 2011-08-26 04:01:41
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      yeah, that does piss off the brits seen as the americans did fuck all in the war
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      • poopiteepoop - replied 2011-08-26 04:21:31
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        agreed
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      • BEASTY - replied 2011-09-02 13:45:05
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        And they didn't win Vietnam, fucking people living in a tree beat hardcore elite marines fuck off america
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  • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-26 04:15:53
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    I don't get annoyed ^_^
    +3 for the attempt though, I found it hilarious.
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    • DarkicoN13 - replied 2011-08-26 19:00:47
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      Lies.
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      • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-02 14:06:32
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        I challange you to annoy me.
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        • iGreenDay - replied 2011-09-02 19:10:40
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          *challenge
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    • imfrikknbad - replied 2011-09-02 11:58:19
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      Lies
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      • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-02 14:06:54
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        I challange you to annoy me.
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        • iGreenDay - replied 2011-09-02 19:11:01
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          *challenge
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    • drakengard85 - replied 2011-09-02 14:04:13
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      Lies
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      • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-02 14:05:47
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        I challange you to annoy me.
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        • iGreenDay - replied 2011-09-02 19:11:23
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          *challenge
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  • SuDoku - replied 2011-08-26 04:08:39
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    Well, personally, I'm too chilled out to give a fuck right now :)
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    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-26 16:19:35
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      STEAL ALL THE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!...from sudoku
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      • SuDoku - replied 2011-08-27 00:23:34
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        I.. Will.... Stay calm..
        There. That's better :)
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        • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-27 14:37:18
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          bwahahaha 100$ says otherwise :D
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          • SuDoku - replied 2011-08-27 22:36:44
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            Easy money, cheers. Been wondering how to get some monies.

            And before the jokes start; no that does not involve whoring myself out somehow..
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            • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-27 22:39:59
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              igotnothing - piss off

              Damn you beat me to it
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              • SuDoku - replied 2011-08-27 22:44:32
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                That gif.

                I'll be having my $100 now, please :D
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                • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-08-31 10:37:57
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                  hmmmm do i have tooo
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                  • SuDoku - replied 2011-09-01 07:03:45
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                    Them's the rules.
                    Also, $100 would come in really handy right now.
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                    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-09-01 22:51:54
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                      0_o why is thaaaat...not doing anything illegal are weeeeee
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                  • SuDoku - replied 2011-09-02 04:56:24
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                    It's not to feed my desperate cocaine addiction at all...
                    Seriously, it's not. I'm just basically a student with a part time job that pays poorly.
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                    • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-09-02 10:16:20
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                      Ok as long as it doesnt go to anything illegal here you go *hands over the 100$*
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  • Dragkyre - replied 2011-08-26 04:33:16
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    Take all their tea... then it will be nothing but anarchy
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    • dabbler - replied 2011-08-26 05:32:02
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      you sir are a monster...
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  • gryxng - replied 2011-08-26 04:36:26
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    Nothing can make a Brit mad my boy! They have high spirits!
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    • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-26 04:36:55
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      Indeed!
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      • gryxng - replied 2011-08-26 04:38:40
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        Hmm on the contrary though..they are good people
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        • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-26 04:43:22
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          I am indeed ^_^
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          • gryxng - replied 2011-08-26 16:05:12
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            Yes...oh William!! Cup'owine for the gent DarkHunter
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            • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-26 16:18:16
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              Well someone's a little prissy (Not you) Downrating all my comments on this page. Abusing downrating I guess, probably because they're just a bit retarded.
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              • gryxng - replied 2011-08-26 18:34:10
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                or they don't like English folks?
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              • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-08-26 19:04:40
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                i noticed this for a long time so its really obeves
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            • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-26 16:10:28
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              Thank you kind sir. You deserve a pat on the back.
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  • triclebickle - replied 2011-08-26 16:30:12
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    trying to pick with one seems to work pretty well, at least it did for me.
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  • Math - replied 2011-08-27 05:21:44
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    Hypocrisy/Double standards piss me off every time.
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  • SuDoku - replied 2011-08-27 22:50:34
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    Just thought I'd go ahead and leave this here from DarkicoN's post:
    memes reframe tally ho and what memebase 97
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  • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 04:20:00
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    I'd like to direct attention to pages 12 and 13 of this, i think this sums it up quite well:
    http://www.sharenator.com/Minor_Differences_part_4/#/accents1-11.html
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    • adduco - replied 2011-09-02 04:43:06
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      well what is better than explosions and pussy???
      america - piss off
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      • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 08:06:07
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        hence our stereotype of yanks: uncivilised, arrogant, ignorant, violent jerks
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        • adduco - replied 2011-09-02 08:51:18
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          How can you say I am uncivilized? You don't even know me. As far as arrogant goes, I am not arrogant I am confident. I am also proud of the country that I live in just as I am sure you are proud of being a Brit. My self-confidence and national pride in no way equal arrogance. I don't know what I did, or said that gave you the idea I was ignorant. You don't know my level of education and you wouldn't be able to tell that from a post on a HUMEROUS website. Most of the posts on here are to make people laugh. They are not necessarily the true feelings of the individuals posting them. Nor are they all written in a manner that would prove or disprove ones intelligence level. Just because I like to see explosions, doesn't mean I am a violent person. I enjoy murder Mystery Theater too. Does that mean I enjoy murder?

          I happen to enjoy the banter and gentle hazing that I have found myself in with DarkHunter, but none of it was meant to be taken seriously and I wasn't trying to see which country has the "biggest dick".

          I intentionally left degrading stereotypes out of these posts because rash generalizations tend to outcast people and try to place them into tight little molds that most of the said population doesn't fit into anyway.

          Sorry if I went off a little but I pride myself in being NONE of the things you accused everyone from my country of being.
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          • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 11:30:51
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            The simplest way to make an American upset XD
            Score :D i said that was the sterotype, i never said that was how i think about them. A fair few of my friends are from the US, so seriously dude, chill the fuck out
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            • adduco - replied 2011-09-06 04:27:37
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              again I apologize!!!
              Bad day at work + stereotypes in general just made me a very angry individual and some of that MAY have been taken out on you.
              *hangs head
              I am not generally an angry person but I was not having a good day.

              So as my way of apologizing...
              I made you a spot of tea and a biscuit
              cupoftea2 - piss off

              Cheers!
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      • defmid26 - replied 2011-09-02 16:08:49
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        Bigger explosions and more pussy! haha
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  • Grand6Loki - replied 2011-09-02 09:14:45
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    Easiest way to piss off a Brit. Call him a Mic or a Skirt. Unless they are actually Scottish or Irish it gets their panties all tied up.
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    • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 11:33:05
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      er, no it doesnt 0.o
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      • Grand6Loki - replied 2011-09-02 13:47:46
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        Has when I do it. but I'm also a troll and keep on them about it. haha
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        • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-02 13:54:45
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          That wouldn't piss me off
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          • Grand6Loki - replied 2011-09-02 15:04:24
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            Well then... I wouldn't have any fun with you would I?
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        • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 14:01:34
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          call me a mick id probs be proud
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          • drakengard85 - replied 2011-09-02 14:05:43
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            I'd just call you a spic,
            because it doesn't even make any sense.
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            • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 14:06:40
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              the spicks are the argentines
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              • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-02 15:27:33
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                I'll call you a prick! xD
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                • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-02 22:50:35
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                  and i'd rather be a prick than immature :)
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                  • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-03 02:58:28
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                    I was just rhyming ^_^
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                    • Bekenel - replied 2011-09-03 03:04:38
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                      I have nothing more to say :) LETS GO GET DRUNK
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                  • DarkHunter - replied 2011-09-03 03:14:21
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                    No thank you ^_^ I don't drink.
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