OK so i went to my friend's wedding on the weekend and got slightly 'merry'. I've just been shown the below picture from that night and thought i'd make a little moti out of it for you all
Please note that i failed miserably in making cheese on toast and just ended up burning myself. This was just after i'd ran around the dancefloor punching the air when the rocky theme song came on and just before i stole the bride's bouquet to use as a dancing prop. Her mother removed it from my possession shortly afterwards...
Edit: thought i'd slap some more pictures from the night on here, guess how much i had to drink? It'll be like a slightly boring game...
Also - http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
2. Looks like you're going to fuck somebody up.
You should have taken your monocle
Hey you could start smacking a strangers ass of the same sex when your drunk at a party like i did...
Or get your rave on like i did at this festival lol
2 european beer or 10 american beer
or a shot of anything
if you are from europe
15 beer and a couple of shots
or
10 tequila shots
UK could be everything like north ireland and these guys are suppose to be able to drink alot
in germany at least the people think british "hooligans" can drink a lot, polnish and russian people can drink a lot
the rest are weak ass drinkers lol
depending on where you are I guess
in germany due to hard laws the hardest beer you get at 12% alcohol and the weakest 4% (these are usually the mixed beers like beer with coke)and everything in between
I have seen some beers from poland with about 16%
and I have some miller light and lone star beer lol
anyways it says on the can 3.6%
but a beer in germany has 0.5 to 1l beer in the bottle