Oh right! Optomentrist... Optician. Duhh now that I think about it, it makes sense.

Man i always hated those things. It made me feel like an idiot standing there covering one eye and being like "B,D,E,C,F,O,". Also when i say the letter C and Z it sounds the same. So i don't know if the nurses ever thought i was saying C when i meant to say Z, or vice-versa while thinking to themselves "What a dumbass, lol".

Speaking of eyes, i remember about a month ago i had like a sty on my right eye. It was small and only hurt a bit when i would try to sleep. Then one morning i woke up and my eye lid was swollen and hurt. My aunt thought it was an infection or something from when i had gotten hit in my eye with the pipe in the summer, so she got all freaked out lol. She took me to the doctor across in Mexico(because their medicines actually works, and they're waaaaaay cheaper. Even though i have Medicaid or is it Medicare, i forget). The doctor said my tear duct was swollen or something from an allergy (i don't have any) or from an insect bite. He said if i wanted some pills that i had to take like every 4 hours for a couple of days or a shot that would heal it in a couple of hours. I chose the shot, being the hardcore person i am, and because i thought it would be cool to get a shot in the eye. Then the doctor spoke the dreaded words "Okay, i need you to lower your shorts and boxers"

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P.S. I haven't forgotten of the pic of my red eye i said i'd post. I just need to remember to upload it. It's not that red in the pic though because i took it almost 2 weeks after it happened