One day at the funeral home

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One day as a director of a funeral home is finishing up some paperwork the mortician runs into his office.

“You got to come quick!” the mortician says, flailing his arms in the air.

With haste the director leaps out from his chair and frantically follows the mortician to the room where the bodies are prepared.

“There,” the mortician says, pointing at the body of a woman, “in her vagina. There seems to be a jumbo shrimp. Isn’t that peculiar?”

The director puts his glasses on and takes a closer look. Upon inspection the director replies, “That’s no jumbo shrimp. That’s her clitoris.”

Baffled and embarrassed by such an error the mortician replies, “Sure tasted like jumbo shrimp.”


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Posted: 2010-09-19 14:32:25
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gemie89
gemie89
Rank: #48
ewwwwww Bella is a mortician...get it necrophilia!?!?
Posted: 2010-09-19 17:25:29 Report Reply
Dawn
Dawn
Rank: #43

OhIseewhatyoudidthere - One day at the funeral home

Posted: 2010-09-19 18:24:49 Report Reply
tyduran13
tyduran13
Rank: #78
Thats soooo fucked up in sooooo many ways... BUUUUT It's your lucky day i'm a pretty fucked up person +3 lol
Posted: 2010-09-19 18:36:56 Report Reply
bigredkev
bigredkev
Rank: #58
Ha Ha does that mean you like the taste of jumbo shrimps?
Posted: 2010-09-20 15:14:10 Report Reply

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