DICK IN A BOX!

"no matter what the cost." Have an identical ship to the Titanic built. Then go around the world on the ship stopping at only the most exotic destinations known to man. I bet you get laid. :p

show her 4chan and get her to read the threads about other peoples gfs then tell her at least shes not on 4chan best present ever! u may or may not get laid/ kicked in the nuts if that happens post on 4chan

You should give her some money to buy some bread and bacon so she can make you a sammich

Cute, soft stuffed animal you can never go wrong with cute.

1 if you want to be mean/evil fake break up on the day
2 nice go with the stuffed animals that are cute
3 or pretend to forget about it completely then surprise her at the end of the day
regardless gl and have fun that day

Give her a stuffed animal covered in bacon. You can never go wrong with stuffed animals and bacon.

Lol thanks xD

Best response ever xD you get a +1 for awesomeness and win.