One Line Jokes

The one-liners have to be relatively short. Rate whichever one you think is best.
Mine is:
Well I'm hear to chew gum and have sex, and it looks like I'm all outta gum.
That was pretty bad, but I set the bar low to get things started
Now quick
PUT ON YOUR WIT AND IMAGINATION PYJAMAS
and let's see some one-liners

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  • 2

    it works best if you view it here. Click the "Click here for answer" button. Hopefully after a few seconds, yoi will get it:

    http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/68

    I don't have sound... but when I finally got it... I was like, "lol"
    - Disco October 18, 2010, 10:06 am
    lol
    - SkinnyBill October 18, 2010, 10:20 am
    the best one was i can clearly see your nuts
    - hightec October 18, 2010, 11:31 am
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    this isnt a one line but it was too funny to pass
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
    the rest are at
    www.lotsofjokes.com/dirty_jokes.asp
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    one liner
    What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!

    • hightec
    • October 18, 2010, 11:48 am
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    if you were a booger id pick you first;)
    i think i just set the bar lower... eh whatever lol

    lovin' the 8 month bump dude.
    - Disco October 18, 2010, 10:07 am
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    Its not a joke.
    I want to $#@! you.

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    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

    • Dannyl
    • October 18, 2010, 9:00 am
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    three blonds walk into a bar an ambulance was called shortly

    David Hassle Hoff walks into a bar, then stays until it closes and passes out on the sidewalk

    Hey baby were your parents retarded cuz u sure are special....

    i really need to get back to my research paper christ this site is distracting

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