it works best if you view it here. Click the "Click here for answer" button. Hopefully after a few seconds, yoi will get it:

theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/68

this isnt a one line but it was too funny to pass
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
the rest are at
www.lotsofjokes.com/dirty_jokes.asp
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one liner
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!

if you were a booger id pick you first;)
i think i just set the bar lower... eh whatever lol

Its not a joke.
I want to $#@! you.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

three blonds walk into a bar an ambulance was called shortly

David Hassle Hoff walks into a bar, then stays until it closes and passes out on the sidewalk

Hey baby were your parents retarded cuz u sure are special....

i really need to get back to my research paper christ this site is distracting