Omegle Conversations

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You: Am I Being Accused Of Falling Prey To The Human Dysfunction Of Amorous Inclination?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: aaa???!!
You: You Command The Seer
Stranger: ...
You: I Believe I Understand How To Proceed
You: Is This A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship?
Stranger: how old r you?
You: Maddening
You: Your Human Sarcasm
Stranger: more precisely
You: That Was Sincerity
You: Which I Have Tried Before
Stranger: okay i'll guess...man not younger than 25 am i right?
You: Keep Saying The Opposite Things, Again
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so we r on different planets...ya?
You: That Means Your Accusation Is Not True
You: It Was Not A Sincere Remark
Stranger: i understood then correct me...
You: I Am Beginning To Feel As Though I Am The Only One Working On Our Friendship
Stranger: please
Stranger: :D
Stranger: nope...
You: On A Basis Of Personal Interaction That Hypothetically Extends Beyond The Context Of A Short Lived And Lackluster Trolling Effort
Stranger: i'm trying my best too...
You: Have You Found Her Demeanor To Be Chilly
Stranger: whose?!
You: The Seer
Stranger: i don't think about it at all..
You: I Thought Your Familiarity With Her May Allow You To Furnish Me Insight
Stranger: nope
You: It Proved To Be A Fruitless Endeavor Then
You: Perhaps It Is The Human Riddle That Is Truly The Ultimate Riddle
Stranger: :)
You: I Just Would Like To Gather Some Means Of Gauging Her Sincerity
You: She And You Are Familiar Isnt That Right
Stranger: i don't know who is she.......(((
You: The One Who Is A Little Snooty
You: The Seer
You: I Thought You Were The Knight
You: The Knight Knows
Stranger: i'm girl....
You: The Knight Is A Female, Yes
Stranger: .....
You: So, Have You Found Her Demeanor To Be Chilly
Stranger: maybe....
You: You Command The Seer
Stranger: how do u think....
You: She Perhaps Even Regards You With Endearment
You: The Knight Knows
You: It Sounds Like You Are The Knight
You: Thats An Exotic Title
Stranger: ooohhh....god i can't understand you at all....
You: You May Have Some Insight Into Her Disposition
Stranger: what r u talking about...? what kind of frick r u?
You: Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong Seems To Amuse You
You: Is This Right?
Stranger: aaa...?
Stranger: explain it properly.....
You: I Have Tried
You: It Proved To Be A Fruitless Endeavor
Stranger: from the beginning...
You: I Have Been Practicing Your Human Sarcasm
You: Is This It?
Stranger: so it was like a test?
Stranger: :D
You: Very Well, Keep Saying The Opposite Thing
You: That Was Sincerity
Stranger: p.s: sorry if i struggle you
You: Not A Test
Stranger: oh...god...
You: Maddening
Stranger: :D
You: Referring To A Mystical Being That Will Not Assist You In Any Scrumptious Way
Stranger: don't worry i don't get mad so easy....
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
You: I Believe I Understand How To Proceed
You: Farewell
You have disconnected.

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  • 1

    Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?

    • Disco
    • October 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
    Just Cause :p
    Actually I only did that there for teh lulz
    (Sorry for late response)
    - Icelandgirly October 20, 2011, 1:53 pm
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  • 1

    HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU KANAYA?

    Kana-who?
    - Icelandgirly October 20, 2011, 2:04 pm
    Awww.... I thought you would have known who she is... then again... You are just a Seer... heh... I guess I should stop making guesses...
    - SuperPost October 22, 2011, 5:44 pm
    I know of a book and an online comic where they have seers...
    - Icelandgirly October 22, 2011, 7:39 pm
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