Stranger: hello
You: i have a nice shaved pussy
Stranger: you're a dirty girl
Stranger: ?
You: it loves 2 b touched and rubbed on
Stranger: yes or no?
You: it could be poked all night long
Stranger: (((
Stranger: do you poke it all night long?
You: sometimes
You: like right now
You: im rubbing it
Stranger: is it wet?
You: wtf why would my cat be wet?!?!?!

You have disconnected.

Here is one I just did.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: i am here to help you with your problems?
Stranger: 17 m bi horny
Stranger: can u help with that
Stranger: asl?
You: hm...i think i might be able too
You: maybe
You: 16 f
You: and mostly likely bi too
Stranger: got any pics
You: yes
Stranger: can i c
You: what do you want to see?
Stranger: got any naked
You: oh......those pics
You: be more specific next time
Stranger: do u got any
You: any what?
Stranger: naked pics
You: of me or someone else?
Stranger: idc
Stranger: u or friends
Stranger: im bi
You: ok
You: first of all...
Stranger: can i c
You: you are aware that there is a thing called porn out there right?
Stranger: ya course
Stranger: do u have any
You: and you get get any pics you want...
You: from porn
You: why ask me?
Stranger: i know i was wondering if i could c some of yours and i will show you mine
You: so you were just curious if i was stupid and nieve enough to send you naked pics of me
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: do u have any
You: kinda like curious george....
You: and i could look up some porn for you?
Stranger: no pics of u
You: so now you dont want pics of me?
You: your confusing......
Stranger: i ment no porn
Stranger: i do want pics of you
You: why not??
You: porn has videos you can watch, why would you want a pic of me
Stranger: do u have any or not
You: why cant you answer my question?
Stranger: i dont llike porn but i like seeing hot chicks pics. ok
You: ok
You: how do you know im hot?
Stranger: DO U HAVE ANY
You: wow...geez
You: calm down
You: no reason to get mad..
Stranger: im not mad.
You: you yelled at me
You: and it hurt my feelings
You: ...
Stranger: o i didnd mean a yell
Stranger: i just wanted u to motice it
Stranger: it seems like you havent been noticing this question
You: just....*sniffle
Stranger: do u have any bb
Stranger: please
Stranger: ?
You: im insecure ok?!
Stranger: sorry
You: yea!
Stranger: can i see bb
You: ...
You: whats bb?
Stranger: baby
You: aw....your sweet
Stranger: its a nickname
You: <3
You: hm...what should yours be??
Stranger: u pick baby
Stranger: do you have any naked pics?????
Stranger: and will you show me some
Stranger: please baby
You: cutie pie
You: there
You: thats a good one
Stranger: ok bb
Stranger: ??
You: ...fine...
You: i do have some revealing a bit....
You: but i have issues
You: ok?!
Stranger: what u mean bb
You: like what if you dont like it??
You: then im hurt
You: and i feel bad
You: then i eat ice cream
Stranger: i will like it baby
Stranger: i promise
You: how do you know?? you cant see the future can you?
Stranger: can i see then i will tell Y i like them baby
You: how can you possibly like everyone
You: thats not possible
Stranger: i will find something good
Stranger: i promise
Stranger: can i just see
Stranger: then i will send you some pics of me
Stranger: please
You: something good??
You: as in one thing?
You: wow...
Stranger: no like a trait
You: self esteem just dropped even lower
You: thanks...
Stranger: you are misunderstanding me baby
Stranger: can i see baby
Stranger: wna do yo look like
Stranger: what do you look like
You: why you have a type? thought you liked everyone?
Stranger: i do but
You: yea see you wont like me
Stranger: i can tell you how i will like them
Stranger: then you can send them
You: .....
Stranger: what do u look like
You: tall
Stranger: and
You: 4 limbs
Stranger: be specific
Stranger: hair
Stranger: height
Stranger: body type
Stranger: eyes
You: long
Stranger: legs
You: dark brown
You: 5'8ft
You: usually green
You: long legs...tall
Stranger: skinny?
Stranger: chubby?
You: wow...
You: i dont know!
You: ok
You: .....
Stranger: how much do u weigh
You: really?!!
Stranger: ?
You: ...
You: this is tough for me ok? and your not making it easier
You: *sniffle...
Stranger: are u skinny or chubby or what?
Stranger: i like both baby
You: your just saying that...
Stranger: ya but u didnt answer
You: so you did just say that?
Stranger: ya but u didnt answer. whats the answer
You: jerk
You: ,ostly skinny ok
You: *mostly
Stranger: what do you mean
You: i mean i have tits, ok?
Stranger: thats good
You: and they add quite a bit of weight
Stranger: thats very goof
Stranger: do you have a pic you can show me
You: so you wouldnt have liked me if i didnt have big tits?
Stranger: i would have but i like big ones
Stranger: better
Stranger: as long as you arnt flat chested
Stranger: do you have a pic already baby
You: give me a second ok...i need to write my feeling down for my therapy session tomorrow
Stranger: ok
You: yea i have to write them down routinely on a daily basis
You: you know for the self esteem stuff
Stranger: ok u ready to send me a pic
Stranger: im glad i could help your esteem
You: just about....
You: crap!
Stranger: ?
You: i think i know why ive been kinda down today...
You: i forgot to take the pills.
You: oops
Stranger: thats ok i have forgot to take my pills before
Stranger: can i c the pics now
You: are you still horny??
Stranger: ya bb u?
You: no
You: well...
You: im not sure
You: i should write that feeling down too
You: ...one second
Stranger: can i c the pics NOW please
You: ...
You: why are you getting pushy?
You: im sorry...geez
You: ok...its just
You: ...
You: i dont know now!!
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: im just
Stranger: VERY HORNY
Stranger: and u are making me hornie
You: and im not good enough right??
You: argh...
Stranger: you are
You: maybe you should just disconnet
You: ..i just
Stranger: i just said you are making me more horny
You: ...
Stranger: can i c the pic please baby
You: just go.
You: ok
You: ...*sniflle
Stranger: i just wanna c the pic baby
You: i just cant do this right now...
Stranger: sure u can baby
You: are you pressuring me into this..??
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: no presure
You: you sure?
You: cause you yelled at me a while back..
Stranger: but u r good cool so can i just c th pic
You: ....
You: i dont know what to do now.
Stranger: just send me the pic
Stranger: thats all
You: hm...i think i should have another opinion on this
You: im gonna call my therapist a second

this one was done by me :D it was so funny :D

Me: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
Me: Good thanks. ;-)
Stranger: M / F?
Me: 17-year old female.
Stranger: Nice.
Me: Very nice.
Stranger: Wanna have some fun?
Me: Sure...
Stranger: Tell me what you're doing.
Me: I stand above you, my breast quavering in the slight breeze.
Me: My nipples stand out hard.
Stranger: Oh, yeah.
Me: I casually take of my top, draping it over your shoulder.
Me: I stroke my nipples, easing my bra over them
Stranger: Oh, yeah!
Me: I ease the back of my short skirt over my ass, stroking it.
Me: I ease it down, touching the inside of my thigh.
Stranger: Yeah, baby.
Me: I begin to slide down my thong, carefully, carefully...
Stranger: I like it, babe.
Me: BEFORE WHIPPING OUT A HUGE DICK AND SLAPPING YOU ACROSS THE FACE!
Stranger: What? You're disgusting.
Me: Really?
Stranger: Are you gay or something?!
Me: You're the one that just gor smacked in the face with a dick...
Stranger: Fuck you!
Me: Have a nice day!

Already have an omegle post, just to warn you, nice stuff though

www.sharenator.com/Chat_to_a_stranger/

hahahahahahhahaha i like to eat chalk so random

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: goku?!?!?!?!

Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: CELL WILL KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

how did u get the screen shots to upload to sharenator