Oh so True

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the Surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

  • justjim
  • January 28, 2010, 2:46 pm
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    can your hear her cumming?! lmfo +3

    • gw2250
    • January 28, 2010, 3:15 pm
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    • peace
    • February 12, 2010, 2:44 pm
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    Hey, frank, your ears feel like me wife's fun hole, now how did that happen? haha +3

  • 1

    Lol nice gw2250

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    And here goes the iPad !

    • Chriss
    • January 30, 2010, 1:00 pm
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    hahah that was great :)

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    18356 500sq more wtfs s482x499 42647 580 - oh so true

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    i am equal parts horrified and epically amused by this good job lol

    • Jabori
    • September 21, 2010, 6:18 am
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