Ode to my Keyboard...

ode2makb - ode to my keyboard...


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  • 12

    I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

    Definitely time for a new keyboard.

    • Dannyl
    • June 3, 2010, 11:21 pm
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
    - PwnzElite May 5, 2011, 8:37 pm
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  • 4

    Spencer, is ur "b" broken? lol jk

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  • 3

    If x is broken how did you write "Hashnooroxybox"?

    • Jozzoh
    • June 3, 2010, 9:12 pm
    He could have used On-Screen keyboard.
    - CallMeGoogle November 6, 2010, 2:08 pm
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  • 3

    Right,I'llWriteYouAllASonetIn"Original"Text:
    once; apon; a; time ;there; was; `1; priest; whose ;name+; sezzx; was; unkown....
    SoBasically
    +=Backspace
    Q=Tab
    X=Z
    Space=;
    haha

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  • 3

    HahaNice

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  • 2

    hahaha poor keyboard

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  • 2

    howd it get so messed up? rage or school reports

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  • 2

    lmfao but it shouldnt be a problem. new cheap keyboards easily range from 5-10 dollars and good ones start at 20 so u should be fine :)

    • Mizuno
    • June 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
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  • 2

    lol we live in england... we dont use dollars and stuff is more expensive over here because of VAT. The more the value of the item, the more tax you pay on it. 17.5% of the item value is added. The iPad as an example...
    In england, £429 ( $624.22 )
    In USA, £342 ( $499.00)
    For something costing $500 to you, we have to pay $124 MORE than you do. And that number increases the more expensive something gets. I had to pay about £200 ( nearly $300 ) MORE for my Macbook Pro than americans do.

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  • 2

    or touch the keys then rub ur eyes and if in a day u have pink eye than we will know for sure!

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  • 1

    it probably broke not too long ago

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  • 1

    poor poor keyoard.

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  • 1

    Dude, get into touch with an American and send them like 50 bucks to buy it for you and save you some money.

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  • 1

    yeah... then you have to pay postage from america... then you might be charged import tax if teh customs find it.

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  • 1

    It's only an import if they find out you are paying for it. And it doesn't cost much to send from US to Europe.

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  • 1

    *sniff*my mom spilled chocolate mmilk on my laptop :( i forgive her but now my keyys are stickinng

    • 720Z
    • June 4, 2010, 3:56 pm
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  • 1

    "Chocolate Milk"?
    So she didn't really get up and shit herself all over your laptop?


    Give you a clue
    Sniff your fingers!

    • Math
    • June 4, 2010, 4:08 pm
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  • 1

    what? buy a new keyboard.

    • tmb123
    • June 12, 2010, 12:01 pm
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  • 1

    Ooooooorrrrrr
    IJustBuyANewGoddamnKeyBoardHaha

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  • 1

    dude get your facts right. i am from england.
    in america you have to pay tax, but different states have different tax rates so they dont include it in the price you find that out at the checkout;
    usually most things in america are cheaper than they are in britain

    yes maybe things like the ipad is cheaper over there, but i dont see the point in yout comment, in america you will be able to get cheap keyboards.

    • tmb123
    • June 12, 2010, 12:05 pm
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  • 1

    ...you forgot to add the most important one: there's not enough space anymore.

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  • 1

    And so we finally understand WhyYouTypeWithoutSpaces...

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  • 1

    A poem I made
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    the "p" is sticky
    what the fuck do I do?

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